How would you react if your partner saw an old photo of your younger self for the first time and said 'aw what happened'?

[Still-alive]

[Citizenkirk]

She saw a picture of my erection accidentally poking the vice principal in the eye at a YMCA community swim meet for school. She was leaning forward to put the metal around my neck on the podium of the diocese of champions and I was too busy looking forward at the crowd and she was too busy smiling at me and congratulating me on a good dive and neither one of us know this that my exposed member was pointing downward just as her face came right up and she was looking at my eyes and I looked down at her eyes to thank her just in time to see my stiff penis head poke her in the eyeball. I was mortified shoes and beers but played it off as something that happens and I was not suspected of having inappropriate feelings toward her because it became known that our swim teacher was giving us a questionable combination of creatine and some supplements that are no longer legal so like ephedra. We were still swimming nude back then the girls enjoyed the show most of the boys enjoy the attention and our teachers were dinosaurs so they were slow to change with the times in a small community we were in and back then it wasn't shampoo to use supplements of unknown potency it was considered a responsible to use untested combinations that ended up with my seminal fluids in my vice principles eye socket. We won three races in a row though so it was kept in the hush hush as long as she stopped doping us up the vice principal and our female coach agreed that it didn't happen even though three moms caught it on film fortunately the photographer for the local paper was full to get a snapshot of that particular unanticipated but accepted as accidents will happen kind of fun. Not taking certain antibiotics steroids creatine and ephedra anymore definitely reduced public correcting but in order to reduce the amount of anxiety I might feel at a perceived incident of disrespect towards the vice principle she suggested that she be proactive and alleviating that guilt I might feel by prehumilating me before the meet so that if I did accidentally have it poked her someone else that it wouldn't bother either of us so much if I experienced some therapeutic humiliation and release beforehand which meant me going into her office before the meet her having me bend over for a good feeling around up inside my prostate area beforehand because she that was extremely humiliating to me and she also said that I should get used to that anyway because when I turn 50 I'm going to have a guy do that and it's going to be even more uncomfortable if I want to avoid cancer. She was right I didn't feel guilty anymore and she didn't have to keep reassuring me that she wasn't offended or pissed off by a natural male reflex that had gotten out of control due to our coaches bad decision to use as dietary guinea pigs.

[ChrisMaster69]

Yeah that was called Christmas Day.

i had my daughter, girlfriend, ex wife, sister and her girlfriend at my house.

when I was not relaxing in my study with some as you say liquor, I was facing up to old photos of my, including some I never knew my sis had, it’s amazing how fresh some scars look lol.

[WhatTheHeckkkk]

I would laugh, then ask them if they’re serious.
I’ve had an ex (boyfriend at the time) say that as a serious question, and I just told him, “well, things started going downhill when I met you.” That kinda shut him up. I just laughed and carried on with the next photos in the stack 😂

[Aerissa_Jade]

I've never had that exact phrase used, but I did have a boyfriend who when I showed him pictures of myself at 15 years old said, WOW you were super HOT!

I followed up quickly with the question "as opposed to not being now?" to put him on the spot.

[Still-alive]

uh ohhh. you're probably hot irl though im betting. your guys lucky ;)

[Aerissa_Jade]

Thanks for MHO

[jennifer_bloom]

I was a beauty queen in high school but miserable so I know good looks cannot solve all problems.

[SaoirseS]

I know longer allow my mother to show people photos of me as a child for this and several other reasons.

[Still-alive]

uh oh you were probably a cute kid im guessing

[SaoirseS]

*no longer.

[Still-alive]

you look pretty to me :)

[SaoirseS]

Thanks. The older I got the more Asian I started looking. I look about the same now that I did when I was around 7-8, except I no longer have the cliche helmet haircut with straight thick bangs.

[Still-alive]

lol i remember those haircuts

[SaoirseS]

All that was missing was the Hello Kitty shirt with glittery lettering lol.

[Still-alive]

as long as you had anime and video games i'd hang lols

[SaoirseS]

Other than the Donkey Kong arcade machine I don’t have videos. The only anime I’ve really seen were videos of cartoons doing what cartoons probably shouldn’t be doing with each other.

[Still-alive]

uh oh. innocence lost lol

[SaoirseS]

That came later lol. My mom saw to it my dignity was lost any time she pulled out the photo albums.

[Still-alive]

if you were in my class i likely woul have had a crush. i kinda had a thing for Asians back then. yeah that might sound bad but it was true lol

[SaoirseS]

@Still-alive. Oh I get it, no worries. Funny thing about me is since I'm Americanized, my Asian heritage was never even mentioned going through grades K-12. I didn't date until after high school, and even then it was pretty rare. I didn't realize some people's fascination with Asia until after going out with a few guys who were (in hindsight) interested in it. I think I ended up disappointing them because even those with a mild interest in Asian culture knew far more than I do about it. Based on OlderandWiser's take a few days back on dating experiences, I'm thinking about writing one along the lines of "Dating when you're Asian, but not Asian enough." Some of those turned out to be hilarious. Want to hear about going out on a date when a guy thought I worked in a massage parlor? Stay tuned. lol

[Still-alive]

Sounds like an interesting read.

Ill also admit it was right around the age I discovered porn as well and umm yup one if the first i saw was this Asian porn. Might have influenced it a little 😬

[SaoirseS]

LOL. Yep, Japanese porn is some really wild stuff.

[Still-alive]

also it was on vhs and the tracking was poor so i had to keep adjusting my vcr to actually see what they were doing lol. yup that what porn was like before the internets lols

[SaoirseS]

The first time I got undressed with my fiance i assured him my crotch wasn't pixelated lol.

[Still-alive]

im sure he made a deep and thorough examination to come to that conclusion right? ;)

[SaoirseS]

Lol eventually.

[Still-alive]

lol and then after he finished he's like 'hmmm i think i need to conduct more 'tests'" ;)

[SaoirseS]

It depends on who starts it. If he does, he gets it. If I do, I wear him out.

[Still-alive]

oh really? lol interesting

[SaoirseS]

:-) :-) :-) :-)

[DaveToo]

Top row in the middle.

This was 192

[DaveToo]

1952. I hate my keyboard.

[Still-alive]

neat

[Koneko911]

Lol he has pics of me from when I was younger. The youngest being like 7 or 8 I believe. And I would just laugh if he said something like that and bite him

[Still-alive]

sounds kinky lol

[Koneko911]

Lol after today and seeing him I definitely wanna bite him. I don't know y

[Greedier]

I'd say:
"Well, I grew up.🙃"

Lol, that's weird. But sounds like he's teasing so I'd just go with flow.

[menina]

I would ask him if he was serious. If he was, then I probably would dump him.

[Still-alive]

and if he was joking?

[menina]

Then I would say "well I met you and my beauty was gone" Lol

[Still-alive]

he replies with this lol https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X0Odu9tuK00

[menina]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

That would make me laugh and I probably would get weak! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Dinklex3]

I've actually said that to many people before 😅
Got it from the movie Glitter, lmao.
When people see old pics they're usually like "wow." Lol
I look a lot better now than my overweight pimple faced elementary school self.

[Cherry234]

I'd be offended because it sounds like to me he's saying I'm not as attractive currently.

[Backseatvibing]

I look better than I did when I was younger so I always get the opposite reaction , I do workout and eat healthy. So I’d take it as you let yourself go my friend

[DizzyDesii]

Even if he was joking, it would often cross my mind how he said it. I probably wouldn't stay with the bastard for more than a week longer

[CrazyGirl2]

Tell him to FU*K OFF! What a horrible thing to say to someone!

[melanieeeB]

There are not many pics of me as a kid lol but I would probably just laugh, stuff like that doesn't bother me much

[FoxnEagle]

"I got hit by a truck..."
wait for a response
"... it had 'TIME' written on the side of it"

[DonkeyDan]

Well she wouldn't be far off the mark, I mean I'm still in great shape but my flowing locks of blonde hair have long since left me 😭

[NathanDavis]

that's is exactly what my ex-girlfriend said... when she saw some of the pics in our family album, lol... and everyone laughed, of course

[SecretYuna]

I would hope they are joking and we can both laugh about it

[jillybeanns]

I would ask him what he meant before I choose to respond emotionally.

[ShadezMcgee]

Well, that's a little rude. Would probably say "you did" in return.

[Cleo12345]

Ha, that would be awful! I think I’d be speechless 😶 as that is so rude!

[ShaTTeredMasterpeace]

How young we talkin? Because I was cute ass baby and kid. I was fully once puberty hit lol.