Tell me the story about the worst date you’ve ever been on?

[Anonymous]

I want details people details !!! Why was it so bad?, where did y’all go?, how did you get out of it?, are you guys still in touch?

[Hogoblin_of_Venice]

I had a coworker who I thought was cute and I tried to impress her by offering to take her to this dinner theater. Even as I was saying About taking her there I already started to regret it. I was just caught up in the moment I guess.

Naturally she accepted immediately. But I felt obligated And decided to try to make the best out of it.

When I picked her up I got her a giant green and white candy cane instead of flowers.(near holidays) Things were immediately off to a bad start when she kind of looked at me like I was an idiot and Put the candy cane in her house With just a mumbled thanks.

At the orpheum, lots of 1 word answers. Iphones had only been out a few months and She looked at hers constantly. About half way through I stopped asking questions and trying to get her to talk. She'dmade it abundantly clear she wasn't into me. I had blown about $100 that date. Which I guess is not a lot but it was a lot to me then.

This is the best part though. On the way back We stopped at a gas station And then I took her home She did thank me for taking her out and the dinner. There was no hugs or kisses. I was pulling into my driveway when my cell phone rang It was her. She told me she had left her cell phone at the gas station. All night she hung on to that thing but she managed to leave it at the station.

Of course she HAD to have it back and coworker so 15 minutes to the station 10 to her house.

Yeah good times.

[Asker]

The candy cane idea was sweet though ☹️

[Hogoblin_of_Venice]

thats nice to hear.

[exitseven]

I met a girl one night. She was the friend of a friend. We really seemed to hit it off. She was pretty and had long blonde hair. I gave her a ride home and I walked her to her door. I was getting ready to ask her if she would go out with me when all of a sudden she invites me to a party that she and her roommates were having on Friday.

I really looked forward to seeing her again and on Friday I went over to her house. She spent most of the evening talking on the phone and crying. I got really drunk and left without saying goodbye.

[Asker]

😳 wow

[exitseven]

Thanks for the MHO😎

[sheikalana]

Worst date I've ever been was when I took a guy to the supermarket because he wanted to get snacks.

[chicosuave]

Ok how is that a bad date? He wanted snacks so what. I don't get it. I bet for me if a girl all she wanted to eat snacks then I'll join her.

[dolemite89]

it was a girl i had asked out from one of my college classes. We went to this nice little italian restaurant that i had taken girls before and she was just awful. Rude to me, rude to the waiting staff, on her phone, ordering expensive stuff, just acting like she was there for a free meal. I got up abs excused myself like i was going to the bathroom then i just walked out and left so she was stuck with the bill 🤣

[Asker]

I guess u can’t take girls there anymore 😭

[exitseven]

that sounds like something that I might have done.

[MTC29]

I went out on a date who claimed that her grandfather was the original Roto-Rooter man. She spent the better part of the evening describing her perfect man, who was nothing at all like me.

Everything about the date was awkward and uncomfortable. Oddly enough she wanted to see me again, but I declined.

[Gent207]

We watched the identity theft (terrible movie). Her mother used me as her therapist and I got to meet their pot dealer

[Asker]

That’s a Jonah Hill movie wrapped into one date 😂

[chicosuave]

I think that's a girl thing because girls are never happy with anything. I never had a worst date because I wasn't in a lot of dates.