If Whole Foods or Trader Joe's had a singles night would you participate?

[coachTanthony]

Many of these stores now have bars inside where you can grab a drink and go mingle. Sound fun? Let me know down below.

Yeah sounds fun

No chance

see poll ( Coach if you are there I am in )

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

Well seeing us women only date men for free meals or for what men can provide for us, Sure if he buying my groceries🙄🤣 sarcastic humor for the idiots that won’t “get it”🙄🤣

[coachTanthony]

bahahahahahaha

[Alex8736]

if people had to wager $10 on telling the truth i would be a billionaire but then again there are times we can be wrong because we are all human people would actually take accountability which the term "put your money where your is" comes into play. we win some and we lose some

[Haha456]

women like you give us all a bad name. there are plenty of good decent women out there who don't do this type of shit

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

@Haha456 can you read where that was sarcasm because of all the blue accounts on here that claim all women are like that🙄I even stated it was sarcasm🤦🏼‍♀️No shit Sherlock all women aren’t that way

[SpringValley]

LMAO Sarcasm is a complete waste on this site.

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

@SpringValley I mean I get sarcasm doesn’t always come across by text, but damn I even stated it was sarcasm🤦🏼‍♀️🤣

[SpringValley]

Brains,

Sarcasm is a relief valve. It's a place you can go to avoid anger.

True story:

I'm at an Araby's drive-thru

Me: Give me your largest strawberry shake.
Her: Sorry, we don't have that.
Me: You don't have shakes?
Her: We have shakes.
Me: You don't have strawberry shakes?
Her: We have strawberry shakes.
Me: Then give me your largest strawberry shake.
Her: We don't have a largest.
Me: What do you have?
Her: A smallest and a medium.
(Oh, for fuck's sake)

Me: OK, then can I get your largest medium?
Her: Sure, pull up to the next window.

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

@SpringValley 🤣🤣🤣

[Cynicaldreamer]

I had to Google those stores because we don't have either where I live at (I know; I live in the sticks, LOL)

No, drinks won't do it. Now if he's willing to pay for my groceries...🤔🤣

What? Don't judge me! Groceries are high nowadays, and don't get me started on buying healthy food; you'll go broke.
Impress me with food and stability, not a freaking drink.

[Cynicaldreamer]

@Haha456 Uh... it's called a joke?
Which I find your username very ironic since you didn't catch my humor, LOL.

[lightbulb27]

I thank God and my wife I don't have to do that:)

when there's no other options... I did that once... our local grocery store... I just went into check out the scene. that alone was terribly uncomfortable. I never went back. its all about your mindset and skills and mine wasn't good enough to survive the game. never went back.

[Alex8736]

anyone can talk the talk behind a computer screen or smartphone but can people walk the walk when faced head on without relying resorting to a phone screen or computer monitor in an actual real world setting in decision making? Stay tuned ladies and gentlemen

[coachTanthony]

True True

[SpringValley]

You're getting warm, but not a grocery store. You open a night club called "Singles."

You hire the most charismatic MC you can find. He announces all the prizes that will be given away that night. He and his staff then break up the crowd into teams. The teams will compete for the prizes.

The games will be like Pictionary and charades... etc.

The emphasis will all be about winning prizes, and the mingling thing will just be a means to the end.

You would be rich beyond your wildest dreams

[Tracker1958]

Let's just put names in a hat and let people draw names on who they will marry. I bet we would get better results than we get now, at least it won't be any worse.

[coachTanthony]

You every play spin the bottle when you were younger and then kiss the girl?

[Tracker1958]

When I was young, there was no girls living close to us. Just boys to play with. No spin the bottleds.

[NathanDavis]

nope... my loyalty is with Costco

has always worked for me just fine

[coachTanthony]

That could work as well.

[Wish4UrB00ty]

I don’t go shopping for pussy when I’m at the store.

[coachTanthony]

Oh yeah where do you go to shop for that pussy? lol

[Wish4UrB00ty]

Lol! I mean I would go anywhere other then the store. Like I want food. Any hot babe that is there is there wanting food. I can’t start flirting when I’m buying food.

[Tracker1958]

Coach, half of the people in there would be married.

[coachTanthony]

@Tracker1958 Track.. . my man it's a scheduled organized event for singles... how could that be that most would be married?

[Tracker1958]

Cheating.

[coachTanthony]

@Tracker1958 I will have to disagree. Will there be someone who utilizes an event like this to cheat..>YES but half... no. Thanks for the comments.. I appreciate you.

[Tracker1958]

Okay, not half just 1/3.

[coachTanthony]

@Tracker1958 Ok man I hear ya... there are bad people in the world I get it. Doesn't mean you should stop living because of said bad people.

[midnightmoon05]

Me got my hubby … 🥰

if I was single…I never had a problem starting up a conversation with anyone

i would rather meet someone from citarella market. There food taste better.

[Haha456]

thats such a good idea.

you would meet much better decent men at trader joes than on some fishy online internet dating app.

i see such ordinary normal guys there compared to shady pervy bars or fishy internet dating apps

[AsaKyo]

No clue what either of those are, but the answer is "no" lmao

[sage2021]

I guess it would depend on what type of people will be there to mingle with. There are so many weirdo's out there, and I wouldn't bother going if that's all that would be there.

[PainusNdeeAnus]

I’m just gonna be pissed when they run out of low carb tortillas and the deli doesn’t have cracked pepper turkey breast

[blackoutlawstudbrady]

Depends on if there are lots of hot younger chicks. If so, and they were into handsome older black lads, of course.

[Haha456]

you're far from a lad at 69. you're a senior citizen

[CrazyGirl2]

I can’t think of anything worse than the sausage-fest of losers at a “singles night” event.
#AvoidAtAllCost

[CuriousMufuxka]

I would rather visit the liquor section at Kroger.

[Anonymous]

I thought you were a Walmart type

Only if you're there 😂

[coachTanthony]

Are you saying I can find you in your pajamas at the walmart?

[FinalFantasyBro]

No because usually single nights benefits women not men.

[TacosRAwesome]

We don't have them here but I'll check it out.

[Anonymous]

Trader Joe's isn't a fru fru place like whole foods?

[coachTanthony]

what makes any of them Fru Fru? Good healthy items? lol

[Opinion Owner]

Overpriced items. Maybe you prefer to pay a higher price for the same product but not me.

[coachTanthony]

It's not the same product. People only assume it is. I get my decaf coffee from whole foods which is a bold roast at 4.75. Every other store that sells decaf is mild roast at 7.99 ... this is one instant that whole foods is great but I also paid for there eggs which ere 6.79 compared to kroger 2.99 an let me tell you they were much better tasting. Go check it out you will be surprised.

[Opinion Owner]

I would but the closest one is clear on the other side of the city. With gas prices it would be a losing proposition. If I'm in the area I will.

[coachTanthony]

Yes I agree if you can't find one near you.

[msc545]

No, I don't go to "singles"anything.

[jjj101010]

No I live 3500 miles from the nearest one

[coachTanthony]

That is a damn shame son. You deserve better.

[jjj101010]

I’m all good. We have plenty of good food stores here

[SnowedIn]

Ewwwwwwww no.

[coachTanthony]

How come? We are talking about a strategic even put on by the store.

[SnowedIn]

Yeah, great question coach. I guess... first many (not all; not maligning folks) that I've encountered who shop Whole Foods have been holier-than-thou about Whole Foods (similar to some of the folks who advocate that Teslas are the only transportation in the world) so I'm not thrilled about a night at a Whole Foods bar with them. But, far more than that, I'm tired of places trying to be all things. If I want food, I want food. I don't want the grocery store to be "an experience". Or be a bar. Just, I think, not for me.

[coachTanthony]

I respect your opinion so you won't go. But think about others who might want that social dynamic and who plan for those two hours to meet people who are looking to well.. meet people. Definitely something different then the dating apps.

[SnowedIn]

VERY true. And I'm not against the idea existing; I should have made that more clear, sorry. I was just answering your question and that is that I wouldn't participate.

[coachTanthony]

I think in general trying to meet people at a grocery store is bizarre because like you said if you want food you are getting food and getting out. ... but if it's coordinated and you have to sign in etc it's definitely thinking outside the box. AND dude. ... I met great women at whole foods when I lived in Dallas and not one of them was how you described. I am a conservative gun toting republican that did quite well there back in the day. Just saying.

[SnowedIn]

You must be right. And, no, I'm sure it isn't. Just the ones I have run into... :)

[SayPrettyPlz]

I have actually dated people I met grocery shopping

[Jennz6]

Sounds like fun

[Jennz6]

Thanks 🙏 for your like Tim 💃

[Anonymous]

Trader Joes for sure, lots of hot babes shop their.

[exitseven]

• They would all be entitled liberals so no thank you.

[coachTanthony]

You stereotype everyone who shops there as liberal? LOL

[exitseven]

Whole Foods just banned Maine lobsters because the lobstermen are not trying to save the whales. I used to go to Whole Foods about once a month to get some specialty items. I won't go back.

[coachTanthony]

That explains nothing but i guess thanks for sharing. lol

[exitseven]

It means Whole Foods is run by a bunch of tree hugging moonbats.

[coachTanthony]

So stay away.. go live in your log cabin complaining and moaning. I don't give a shit.

[exitseven]

😎😎😎😎😎

[midnightmoon05]

Citarella sell lobsters.

[midnightmoon05]

And the food is so ouch better.

[exitseven]

@midnightmoon05 I can buy them right off the pier.

[midnightmoon05]

Even better 👍! Enjoy!

[NewYorkCity]

No lol, that's just silly.

[Joker726]

Bro you need to stop thinking of food

[jimmy2]

Let's go

[Guardian45]

Maybe