What would you do if your partner gave you a Dutch oven?

[Anonymous]

The meaning of 'Dutch ovening' your partner is when you fart and then lift the duvet or blanket over your partner's head and trap them there with your personal essence.

[Guy13]

Put her over my knee and spank that little girl's butt cause apparently she thinks she's 11 and I am one of the girls at sleeping bag "sleepover"

[QWXWXQ]

Hey I think this is so fun. I would like to have a relationship that gives me a Dutch oven. I would give my partner a Dutch oven. I think this is very sincere.

[CuriousMufuxka]

What about a dutch dick! That's where the dude is the big spoon and she farts right on your penis. The initial wavelength feels good until the smell hits..

[Anonymous]

Wtf is wrong with you mf

[Asker]

Are you saying that to your partner or me?

[Agape93]

Light em on fire