Is this a good idea: instead of dudes paying on the first date or going Dutch or whatever just take her out to dine and dash?

[AnusNdaPainus]

I did this to a girl once and now we have a kid

it was freaking hilarious but I brought my wallet just in case she was faster

NGL you will get banned from that restaurant but it’s still a fun first date idea ( notice my wording “Fun” not good.

by the way going Dutch is actually an ethnic slur

[LuvMeSomeBoys]

My stepson will tell you no, it is a terrible idea. He spent the entire Christmas holiday weekend in county lockup, had to make restitution, and was sentenced to 500 hours of supervised community service. All because he and his girlfriend thought it would be funny to skip out on a $46 check, even though he had $120 in his wallet that I had given him for his dinner and movie date.

[AnusNdaPainus]

No amount of money has ever bought a second of time

[SaoirseS]

Nope. It’s low life theft. Thieves and vandals are lower than whale shit on the ocean floor.

[AnusNdaPainus]

Even in the name of starvation? You need to get a soul lady

[SaoirseS]

You said you brought your wallet and had the means to pay for it. Starvation isn’t your issue here, so you have bigger things to worry about than my soul.

[AnusNdaPainus]

Ma’am we all have to eat.

[AnusNdaPainus]

Denying people food is denying them life

[SaoirseS]

Stop deflecting. You weren’t starving. You stole. And you think it’s cute or funny. SMH. Sick.

[AnusNdaPainus]

It’s not deflecting in what world should people have to pay to live

[SaoirseS]

The one you live in.

[AnusNdaPainus]

Then pick up a machete and start mowing down the homeless

[SaoirseS]

You aren’t homeless.

[AnusNdaPainus]

I don’t know am I? According to you people in poverty aren’t people

[SaoirseS]

This is about you, not people in poverty so stop trying to change the narrative.

[jshm2]

Its basically theft.

Also, a good way for you both to get sacked from your jobs and even jailed, depending on amount.

It's no wonder your crazy cunt got a kid, to baby trap you. She knows you're too unreliable for support otherwise.

[OlderAndWiser]

I generally tried to treat my dates with respect and I would have never done this. I mean. . . just how fucking funny is it to anyone other than you?

[AnusNdaPainus]

No I mean she runs out too neither of us pays

[OlderAndWiser]

If caught, you would be arrested and put in jail overnight. Still funny?

[AnusNdaPainus]

Not likely they’ll try to make us just pay before anything because it would resolve the situation faster

The police job is too keep the peace not just throw everyone who breaks the law every now and again in jail

We aren’t perfect it’s okay to break the rules from time to time

[OlderAndWiser]

No, it's NOT okay to go into a restaurant, consume a meal, and then run out without paying. In some restaurants, your waiter or waitress would be held responsible for paying your bill. It's not any different than shoplifting and it makes you a lowlife criminal.

[AnusNdaPainus]

Well then they should unionize because that’s against the fuccin law

And besides I’ve been through this before if I don’t like the meal I can refuse payment even after it’s already been consumed same for movies if you sit in a movie theater and watch an entire movie and it sucked you can recieve all of your money back

[OlderAndWiser]

Thanks for the legal education. Whn were you admitted to the Bar?

[AnusNdaPainus]

Didn’t go to college went to get real world experience instead

[OlderAndWiser]

And you think you can't be arrested for tryng to skip out on the bill at a restaurant?

[AnusNdaPainus]

Even when the police come they’re just going to suggest that I pay the bill instead of getting arrested

[OlderAndWiser]

IF the polce are in a good mood and the restaurant agrees. . . but doing this is wrong, and you know it!

[AnusNdaPainus]

I also said to read my words FUN not good

[OlderAndWiser]

So you know it's wrong but you've done it anyway? That is not any better!

[AnusNdaPainus]

I regret nothing the day is coming when my body won’t move like this or be this nimble let these spring chickens roam and tell us how the view is from over the hill.

[OlderAndWiser]

Your attitude is selfish and reprehensible. Good bye!

[NamerOfStars]

If you're going to have a crime date, why stop there? Why not rob a museum and kill some people?

[AnusNdaPainus]

When did eating become a crime?

[NamerOfStars]

It's not- but stealing is.

[LazerBean]

It is usually not a good idea to participate in trashy activities.

[AnusNdaPainus]

Boo mom and dad!

[LazerBean]

You definitely should.

[LiamJHayden]

lol Umm, $1000 fine and six months in county for running out on a $100 or so check seems rather daft, but maybe that's just me.

[AnusNdaPainus]

Yea nope you need to move asap

[slatyb]

Not if you have anything in life you value like a career.

[zagor]

Or you could rob a bank together and try for the Bonnie-Clyde vibe.

[Drdeeznuts1132]

That sounds so fun!!!

[CoolCatMar1]

Your nickname is funny 😃😹

[Jamie05rhs]

That's very low-class.

[AnusNdaPainus]

So is putting ketchup on steak

[Jamie05rhs]

@AnusNdaPainus Hey! F you. Lol 😅

[AnusNdaPainus]

LMFAOAOAOAO

[mattc007007]

No way that's low class. C'mon man.

[Freyke]

I date for a relationship. Not free food.

[Anonymous]

But she knows who you are.

[AnusNdaPainus]

When your as good as you don’t even need to exchange names

[Opinion Owner]

Well if she's so dumb as to date a guy that she don't even know his name then I'd say do what you like. Because in evolutionary terms this girl is the bottom of the food chain.

[Anonymous]

Theft is definitely a red flag

[AnusNdaPainus]

But it’s food

[Opinion Owner]

Theft is theft

[AnusNdaPainus]

Even in the name of hunger?