How should I advance with this milf?

[Anonymous]

I’m 21 and got approached by a milf a couple days ago for the first time she has two little kids and was with her mother and father she asked me to put my number on her phone and she texted me 2 hours later i’ve been texting her for 3 days now but her responses are vague and she never hasn’t asked any questions about me also she’s texting me from a icloud email not her number so i’m guessing she’s hiding from someone how should i go about this all i want to do is to smash and i’m pretty sure she does to the last thing i asked her was if she is usually free on the weekends and she responded saying “yes”

[BoopBoopBeep]

Tell her you've got a new/favorite/recommended wine/champagne you want to try with her. Where would you like to do it?

[Asker]

Here’s a quick summary of our 3 4 day convo

asked her firstly if she drinks or smokes she responded with “no” then i asked her what she does on her free time she gives me a list then i ask her if she can swim she responds “no” then i tell her “i’ll teach her when i see her” then i asked her “if she’s free on the weekend “

I was planning on just getting a bnb maybe with a pool pick her up and bring her to the bnb for the night but i’m unsure if i really have to get one with a pool cause it’s hard and probably more expensive

[BoopBoopBeep]

drop all the "tell her “i’ll teach her when i see her” " stuff. Thats what you do to a S. O. or on a date. She doesn't seem that interested in dating you if that's all the conversation you had in 3-4 days.

What's on that list she gave you about her free time?

Some milfs just want to smash. I can't tell you how many have complained to me that people don't pick up on the "cues" and try to romance shit all over the place.

Last one, she asked me what I was drinking at the bar I stopped off at for a bite after work. I told her basil hayden toast, spash of hot water (it was cold out), she ordered two (one for each) asked if I knew what is wrong with men. Now I'm in D. C., so I'm fully prepared for some double barrel man-hating ist, but I got a free drink so F it... I'll listen.

She goes everybody wants to do flowers and chocolate when sometimes you just need somebody to yank your hair and spit in your mouth, you know?

I was like yep... guess so... we finished our drinks. There's not a lot of double entendre and subtlety when they just want to work something out. Pay attention to the vibes she's giving off. Maybe she DOES want rose pedals on the bed and slow jazz playing in the back, but if you set the stage wrong you're going to F it up

Also "for the night" is going to complicate things if she has two young kids.

[Asker]

Go mall
Zoo
Arcade
Water park
Pool
Indoor activities

Honestly i’m pretty sure she just wants to smash she’s texting me from a icloud email address she responds with one word most of the times and takes 1-2 days to respond now

Reading what you wrote I should probably be more direct get a bnb and tell her to come if she feels like it maybe something along the lines of

“ Got a airbnb if you trying to come

[Asker]

“ Got a airbnb if you trynna come no pool though”

[BoopBoopBeep]

Yeah direct will do you well. If it's slowing down to 1-2 days to respond she's losing interest in the tempo

[beautyjoyfover200]

Tbh be upfront and ask if she's married because messaging from iCloud is definitely weird, but if not just be safe. Have fun!

[Asker]

I thought the same when i met her she was with her two kids and they were very young probably around the age of 2 and 4 so i’m guessing she is married

[beautyjoyfover200]

If so fine another milf whose single

[beautyjoyfover200]

But also love she had confidence to do that lol

[Anonymous]

Texting?

You are not mature enough to be dating anyone. Grow up first.

[Asker]

What are you talking about i’m not trying to date her i’m just trying to fuck

[riverrat3]

Be straightforward and honest