How do I get a hot girlfriend?

[Worst]

inspired by @Lisia being someone's hot girlfriend

Hot Girl

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Got one

[Anonymous]

Act thugged out. Be a small time dope dealer. Get a used ride, put a booming system in it. Wear a lot of fake bling. Keep a straight face. Act like you don't give a fuck. Don't talk a lot, but when you do, talk tough. Talk about your "hustling."... meaning all the people and places you rip off. Have multiple kids by multiple women, be on child support for both. Source? My 48 year old Black ex roommate in a Middle America state who has physically attractive but dumb asf White females crawling on him like flies on a fresh turd... and they're all under 30. Bear in mind... stay the hell away from N. Y., San Francisco and places like that... because those are full of international women who go to Stanford, NYU, etc... and they all have their own REAL Benz fully paid for with a law degree by age 24 and you'll get your nuts mashed and maced in the face by them. In Middle America though, you'll get fat assed, physically attractive naive as hell White women practically tripping over their tits to get to you. I watched it right in front of my face for years.

[Opinion Owner]

College girls in Austin think they've hooked the reincarnation of 2Pac. He was a Karltrina evacuee who stayed the ARCH homeless shelter for 6 mos before getting his subsidized apartment. My niece now goes to George Washington law school in D. C. Daughter of my brother, a West Point grad. She's half South Korean. My sister now runs the largest family business in Oregon. If girls like that, think they've hooked 2Pac... I like it. It makes it VERY EASY for the rest of us to know which direction to head.👏I'm nowhere near Texas anymore... but he's still there... a 60 year old wannabe gangster in a few years. What they dream of there.🤗

[Opinion Owner]

Not at all.😁😁😁99 cent blunt wraps and grape 211 aren't among my life activities. Enjoy. Allllll yours.🤝

[Opinion Owner]

@Worst. Take my advice... this is exhibit A your honor... completely avoid White and Black American females. U. S. culture is total trash, it's as self destructive as it gets. Most are ending up in and out of rehab, on Jail babes, com or sites like it... baby mommas soliciting themselves online or just trying to hook someone they can divorce who's naive so they can finance a self deluded lifestyle. Only give your attention to Latin American, Asian and Arab women... Russian are solid also. For 1... they SMOKE American FEMALES BADLY... because they're not spun out like a Maytag... washed up by age 25 from booze, dope, tattoos, etc.. to the point where sticking your dick in them is akin to sticking it in a jar of warm mayo. But also because they're SOLID people from a culture that actually GIVES A SHIT. Absolutely positively avoid White and Black American females. Total garbage... and the only guys hawking them... are the very guys that the aforementioned immigrant women don't go ANYWHERE NEAR... for good reason. Darkness hates light.

[Joker_]

somehow

[Worst]

thanks for the great insight, buddy!

[Joker_]

my pleasure

[dynamicyandere]

MHO right here. 👆

[Worst]

@dynamicyandere yup he'll be getting it

[IslaTheWitch]

1. Find a girl you see as hot (as it's quite a personal preference, don't focus on others' opinions)
2. Check your waters. Maybe she is in a relationship and doesn't want to give up on it. Maybe you are not her type.
3. If she is open, flirt with her and show yourself in the best possible light. Or just invite her for a date. I'm definitely a flirty person, and some friendly teasing and banter are the essence of knowing another person better. But some people don't like it, so you have to check it.

Whatever output it brings, enjoy it. People who enjoy the process are much more attractive than those who stress over it.

[Lisia]

My boyfriend will love this lol

[Worst]

He's a lucky man, what can I say

[Lisia]

Stop flirting with me, it's making me blush lol

[Worst]

ok lol who should i flirt with

[Lisia]

@joker_

[Worst]

sure lemme summon him real quick

[Lisia]

How do you summon him? Is he a pokémon?

[Worst]

he's a menace to society... a goblin you could say

[Lisia]

Oof-

[Worst]

ok he's refusing to be summoned gg (i fucking hate that kid)

[Joker_]

how do I summon some bitches on this dick

[Worst]

@Joker_ start readin books buddy

[Lisia]

@Joker_ do some satanic ritual.

[Joker_]

start? nah, think I'll be resuming reading books, pal

[Joker_]

satanic rituals? no, you can leave those to @Worst when he visits the lavatories

[Worst]

@Joker_ yeah lol need to wash my dick

[Lisia]

@Joker_ how does that even work

[Joker_]

@Lisia he propels meteors out of his rear orifice. Don't underestimate his power, for he has disintegrated many toilet bowls. The mere stench of his droppings evaporate the water and even the tissue paper. Don't make me continue - because I just might

[Lisia]

@Joker_ lol continue

[Worst]

shit lol he finally writing his next mytake

[Joker_]

rumour has it, the carbon released when @Worst takes his morning trip to the toilet has enough energy within that it manifests shards of diamond via sheer implosion. This actually explains how he came upon his riches and his fortune. (He's extremely rich, both financially and spiritually - but mostly financially.) His shit is so carbon unfriendly that it somehow distorts itself into legitimate diamonds.

The atmosphere is so revoltingly strong after he executes an excretion... the stench of his evacuations defy, contest, and literally negate gravity so effectively that the atmosphere's waves are distorted to the point of inconceivable contortion - you truly could not conceive it!

His emissions and emanations are so wickedly repellent, even I could not even classify the weight of his droppings' atmospheric distortions. Hell, it's so obtusely large and heavy, I could even make a joke here referencing you, @Lisia!

[Worst]

@Joker_ you wrote that for 50 minutes just for me to delete it lol

[Lisia]

@Joker_ LMFAO I love this way too much. Sure, do me

[Joker_]

no lol the reason I called @Worst rich was so that you'd ask him to do you, not me - I got books to read lol, and tennis courts to run around

[Worst]

@Joker_ check paypal

[Lisia]

@Joker_ idc about riches lowkey

[Lisia]

people are legit listening to you by liking this lol

[Worst]

i paid them lol

[Joker_]

@Lisia what if I told you he has a shlong that looks like a magic wand and is as long as a game of professional ping pong

[Lisia]

@Joker_ Wow what a desirable sounding description

[Worst]

i've got the biggest 4 inches you've ever seen

[Joker_]

thanks lol, unfortunately the description is more flattering than the reality

[Lisia]

Lmaoooo huge

[Worst]

thanks lol gonna tell all my friends that

[Worst]

@Joker_ yo lol my dick is huuuuge

[Lisia]

Is that all of your friends?

[Worst]

yeah lol

[Joker_]

@Worst congratulations friend

[Lisia]

Wow you got more friends than me

[Worst]

your boyfriend has more inches than both of us combined lol

[Lisia]

Lol good for him ig

[Worst]

But he doesn't have a brothership like my brother and i

[globaldepression]

I have a 12 inch long dong

[Lisia]

He has like 5 half brothers, does that count?

[Worst]

@globaldepression sure thing buddy

[Worst]

@Lisia sure lol but they'll never be @joker_

[Lisia]

I guess lol are y'all a duo package?

[Worst]

he's my brother lol

[Lisia]

Yeah I noticed

[Worst]

thank you for noticing

[Lisia]

Np, anytime.

[globaldepression]

She believes me

[Lisia]

@globaldepression no

[Worst]

@globaldepression you dont even believe in yourself depressed ass nigga

[globaldepression]

Yeah I'll just go kms

[Worst]

@globaldepression salute

[Lisia]

Thanks for the MHO

[Worst]

you're welcome

[Bwcncnow]

Y’all I’ll no joke hire today money all upfront travel ever thing

[Lisia]

This really brings me back lol

[Worst]

I'm racist lol

[Lisia]

For sure lol

[dynamicyandere]

Lol, well it looks like you got rizz already, which is the most important part, so I’d say you just need to decide that you’re gonna date women now. 🤣

[Worst]

im the rizz god

[dynamicyandere]

Careful there — can’t have you turning me gay. My girlfriend wouldn’t appreciate that. 😂

[Worst]

yeah lol i apologize to your wife in advance

[dynamicyandere]

Lol, what a gentleman. 🤣

[andreasderjuengere]

@Lisia has an outfit that no one can read.

How is that hot? :D (sorry, Lisia - I post this for the fun only)

As for you, my Worst man,...

and as for ''how'': don't slobber over online pictures, and leave your own room instead - if you have one. You will soon discover that there are plenty of ''hot'' women out there who populate the empty public spaces because all suitable males are sitting on their couch and browse through the ''internet catalogue'' to find... a ''hot girlfriend''.

Heh heh

[Lisia]

Lol it isn't an outfit I would wear, I was in a hoodie with the same shorts, I just changed the top.

[Worst]

I am aware of the plethora of attractive women; in fact, I partake in having intercourse with them daily lol (never)

[drummerdude25]

I hate to say it, but just get older and more life experience and it’s like all the sudden, the girls just notice you more often… and you can almost kind of feel it, when it happens. And what’s funny is, you learn to really not give a rip and honestly, that’s probably gonna help you even more lol.

Just a matter of finding that personal growth within yourself and being that guy, one that isn’t phased. Stoic, indifferent and in control. Takes time… I mean I’m still self improving and looking out for the right girl at 33, but I think I’m closer than I’ve ever been.

[pathfinder69420]

If you're looking for a meaningful, lasting, mature relationship, maybe consider the following. These are not necessarily ranked in order of importance, but the answers to these questions are very important. I'd say any negative answer to any one of these questions is a deal breaker and they don't deserve you:

1) Are you attracted to them?

2) Are they intelligent?

3) Can they hold a conversation about real topics?

4) Do they thirst trap at all?

5) Do they have a roster/leading anyone on? Is there a Chad or two?

6) What does their social media look like? Are they just looking to get run through or are they looking for real connections?

7) Do they use duplicitous language like "Oh I'm talking to a few people"

8) How do they treat other people?

9) From where do they derive their self-worth? Do they need others for fulfillment or does it come from within?

10) What are their goals and abilities?

[aceleon]

well i don't know... getting the way you normally get a girlfriend i guess

talk to her, spend time, laugh at things, look good, act as the badass you are (if not a badass than become a badass first than seek for a girlfriend) rinse and repeat.

[Fireguy17]

if you have to ask you are doomed, and just remember just because she is pretty on the outside she could end up being a horrible shrew.
And looks change over time, not everyone ages well at all.
I would rethink my priorities if I were you and find someone that you actually like being with and will treat you well.

[Anonymous]

try meeting actual hot girls in real life , you can't expect to date them if you don't even know them right? have to start somewhere

[Worst]

i have lol i dont wanna date them (im gay)

[Opinion Owner]

should be easier then? girls love gay men cause they can have sexless friendships with them much easier

[Worst]

yeah lol true ill have sex with them

[Unit1]

Step 1) Get a girlfriend

Step 2) Get her into a sauna

Step 3) Wait for a few minutes

Step 4) Your girlfriend is now hot. Profit!

[SixFootSexy]

Yeah, science!

[Fuentes]

Come to Glendale, CA theirs tons of hit ass armenian chick's and Persian chick's or Russian chick's that look like they not even from here. All bad af and mostly rich too.

[Worst]

lets tag team em

[Fuentes]

Lol I'm down we can run through them

[Worst]

lets get it

[Anonymous]

So the definition of hot is being white, light-haired, and skinny? This site is so eurocentric, that's for sure

[Worst]

You're just fat lol

[Opinion Owner]

I'm not

[Worst]

ok lol who cares then

[Opinion Owner]

You cared enough to answer back, cause you obviously got offended

[Worst]

Yeah lol that's the whole point of this website bozo (plus I have a hot girlfriend)

[Opinion Owner]

Looks is subjective

[Worst]

Yeah, so your entire opinion is useless, lol

[Opinion Owner]

So is your opinion, as well

[Worst]

Are u actually just dumb lol

[Opinion Owner]

Looks who's talking.. You're the one, who is dumb, uneducated and rude, judging by your content, comments and questions on the site

[Worst]

You don't even know me

[smne35]

Just go out be seen, and why a hot one, what if she's shallow or that don't matter to you, you should ask yourself do you want a move night stand or true love

[Joshydavid25]

Well, first by not Simping for a girl all the way in Europe with a boyfriend..

[Worst]

whats simping

[Joshydavid25]

Basically giving a woman unne attention to the point of brown nosing.. Respectfully of course.. Not to sound like a jerk.. LOL..

[Joshydavid25]

Unnecessary***..

[Worst]

should i disrespect her instead

[Joshydavid25]

No, what I mentioned is not respect, but kissing her a**.. Saying that she seems like a nice, attractive girl is respectful.. Saying "Boy your boyfriend is lucky you're such a hottie, I'm going to flirt and make a post with your picture" is Simping.. LOL.. That's why I mentioned "unnecessary"..

[Worst]

yeah lol im having sex with her boyfriend rn

[Joshydavid25]

Lmao... So you're her boyfriend's boyfriend.. Damn..

[Lisia]

Oh there's where he went

[Worst]

im the peoples champion

[Worst]

@Lisia u can't hog all that girth

[Lisia]

Which girth

[Worst]

@Lisia the good girth

[Lisia]

I'm not sure if we're talking about the same man

[Bricealan]

You get a hot girlfriend by being a hot guy. You can't demand qualities in someone else, that you don't possess yourself... That's the hard truth.

[lightbulb27]

Answer: grow up.

But I'd advise to go with a less hot average girl, the hot ones will burn more...

[AlexEfron]

The whole purpose of this question was to show off to her

[Worst]

lolㅤ

[Reem12345reem]

Just be fun and enjoyable and funny , and confident and REAL , people , especially women can sense whether you're being honest or not

[Tstrbrainer]

Yeah 😏

[Slim57]

Can they?

[really_dmb]

Approach them most of the hot girls look not approachable and taken
Hot girls are the girls who are hot by nature not plastics and do everything to be hot

[ChefPapiChulo]

The only way to get a girl like that is by having the most massive penis and 10/10 looks.

[Worst]

Not true

[ChefPapiChulo]

Mostly true.

[ChefPapiChulo]

There are outliers.

[Worst]

hot girls ez to get lol

[Kokoaquest]

Be successful, confident, kind and caring be a leader Nd clear with your goals and intentions.

[smne35]

It really is no definition of a hot girlfriend. It's in what the individual desires. Some like what some might like this skinny white girl so might like the big booty black girl to them. That's hot. You can't put it definition on this. And say it's definite this type of person is hot or not. We all have our different desires and flavors. You have to define what it is you really seeking the answer for. Maybe you can say my tasting women is blah blah blah blah. How can I go about meeting blah blah blah blah kind of women can't generalize hot that's localized

[Levin]

An English accent can easily seduce girls such as @Lisia

[NamerOfStars]

Get a regular girlfriend and turn your AC off.

[NikolaiIvanovB41]

You can't. You're too much of a simp. But you can be there friends.

[Yannae]

Find someone you think is hot. Then find out if she's actually worth the status of girlfriend. Do your best to make her yours.

[Yannae]

Good luck with step 2.

[FunkyMonkee]

Put her on the stove and turn up the burners.

[OfDeath]

First get a girlfriend and then put her in a sauna.

[Anonymous]

Well if I knew that I would get one, money definitely helps but she probably won’t like you for you other than that it takes a lot of confidence and fixing yourself up to be desirable

[LunarEclipse433]

Using her picture, you set the standards bar really high. 😃😃😃

[m33ladEmjay]

If you have to ask you have a lot of work.

[PrincessBunBuns]

Either be hot or really funny. Like hilarious.

[Worst]

yup, thats me lol

[TheGuyYouCrave]

Have strong frame. Doesn't matter the women, they are common

[m1tch3ll]

hot girls want hot guys, you face not hot? work on your neck and below, go gym, itll make up for it

[TiaNour]

One day it’ll happen lol

[Worst]

fr thank god u hot

[Lisia]

He has a big cock and is rich. 👌

[Worst]

@Lisia ok lol now you're just straight up lying to the woman

[Lisia]

That's how you get them in the beginning

[Worst]

@Lisia trust me I'm a master (baiter) manipulator

[Lisia]

Dudeeeee nooooo you're a gentleman, you open the door for ladies.. totally not a manipulator whatsoever.

[Worst]

@Lisia open the door to my dungeon lol

[Lisia]

Istg you sound so attractive rn

[Worst]

@Lisia sick lol why isn't she responding

[Lisia]

I don't know I was doing a great job

[Worst]

@Lisia only conclusion I can come up to is she's curled up in bed sleeping rn

[Lisia]

Yeah probably, no way she'd ignore you after that.

[Worst]

@Lisia thanks for the help lol, check your paypal

[Lisia]

Oh no way, thank YOU

[Worst]

@Lisia you're welcome

[SixFootSexy]

@Lisia I need you to wingwoman me. I've never seen a hype girl go so hard. XD

[TiaNour]

Sorry I went to go visit a family member

[TiaNour]

@Lisia best wingwoman I seen 💯

[Worst]

@TiaNour shit lol now its time to visit daddy

[Lisia]

@SixFootSexy lol sure

[Lisia]

@TiaNour why thank you ;))

[CindyRuns]

Call 1-800-HOT-BABE !!!

[jshm2]

By making sure they are not a catfish.

[Slim57]

Be hot or have money, hot girls like money

[Worst]

i got both

[DariBoy]

Be being a hot boyfriend.

[Nifrayu]

It helps if you are hot.

[Anonymous]

Lmao you're a simp 🤣

[Worst]

? ㅤㅤㅤ

[DB1973]

Endless money and a little bit of personality

[globaldepression]

By starting to date them

[MassiveDik]

You don't! Next question.

[SUMAIREBRAHIM]

In DM i will give u toxic 😂 tutorial

[fuddly]

Super fit

[Lisia]

I love how you said that on this post lol

[Worst]

@Lisia yeah lol he likes the photo of me

[Lisia]

Lol who doesn't? You look pretty good in it

[Worst]

@Lisia there's no words to describe how good it looks :D

[Lisia]

I really like your nails too 👌👌

[Worst]

@Lisia thanks lol my boyfriend did them so they look pretty wrapped around his cock

[Lisia]

Lol so sweet of your boyfriend

[Worst]

@Lisia thanks lol (by the way be my wingwoman under tianour's comment)

[soe11]

Yup.

[Anonymous]

Get in shape

[Anonymous]

omg just stop