In the world of online dating, what's the best way to decline an invitation to see a guy's tarantula collection?

[ApplePie409]

Oh my fuck! Everything was going so good. lol A couple of drinks and slow dancing and swaying to the music... what could go wrong? You collect these creepy things? On purpose? So it's an actual choice you made? Stamps weren't exciting enough for you? He said he had about 50 of them in various cages.

True story, but I posted it to make you laugh at online dating. I was just talking to a guy on this site about my date with a guy with herpes. The most normal guy I ever met online, was a witch. Now THAT guy made me think.

[sirderpsalot123]

But tarantulas are cool

[ApplePie409]

They're not only cool, but friendly in a hairy kind of way.

[sirderpsalot123]

They act like cats lol

[ApplePie409]

Yes, exactly.

[sirderpsalot123]

My girlfriend isn't crazy about the idea, but one day I'm going to get one and his name will be Rex

[sirderpsalot123]

I'm very protective of Rex even tho I don't have him yet lol

[ApplePie409]

Perfect name.

[sirderpsalot123]

Thank you 😎 I think dusty might be the one who suggested it lol

[dustybiker2]

Derp. Guess you are going to suffocate 🤣

[sirderpsalot123]

Lmfao

[dustybiker2]

"I think dusty might be the one who suggested it"

I helped. But this will prob get deleted too. Crazyiness.

[sirderpsalot123]

Thanks for MHO

[Danny_dan92]

You have arachnophobia

[ApplePie409]

Thank you Captain Obvious.

[Danny_dan92]

Woah…

[ApplePie409]

The sky is blue.

[Danny_dan92]

Sometimes it’s green 😟

[Veles]

Tell him “forget the tarantulas, show me your snake instead. *wink*

[ApplePie409]

Clever. lol

[dustybiker2]

We had one in class for 6th grade. The teacher would walk around with it so often I really always saw them as pets.

[Truthatanycost]

I'm not sure what you're expecting from a fallen world...

[slatyb]

"No, thank you "