Have you ever worn sponge bob square pants underbritch's to a date?

[lightbulb27]

Go ahead... fess up...

These are the kinds of important questions you get on GAG.

Yes!

No, but I'm willing to

Never, just not my color/fashion

Other

[electromagnetic]

I have not but you did remind me that I have these

So I plan on wearing them today to run errands.

[lightbulb27]

haha!:) happy sponge bob anniversary!

[IWILLPLEASEYOU]

I have they're all really easy to get off, I buy a pair for all my dates!

[lightbulb27]

that's good. Goes good if she has roadrunner shorts.

[Chazmatazz269]

I used to have “Big Bang Theory” pajama pants. Ell oh ell!

[Dongie]

I don't know what they are we so probably not.

[itsclearlynicholas]

Never and no

[lightbulb27]

party pooper...

[Unit1]

Nein

[Dongie]

You German? If I may inquire.

[Unit1]

@Dongie Ja!'

[Dongie]

My family comes from Northern Switzerland. Hallo

[Unit1]

@Dongie Me is from Southern Germany.
Servus.

[Dongie]

I'm from Texas but my heritage is, well the ancestry said Bavarria or Switzerland. A person I met online then on the phone to fix my computer got talking as he was intrigued by my name. I told him less than a month I'd found this out. He said definitely Switzerland as HE was from their and still had family there and the name fell right in. HERGENRIDER

[Unit1]

@Dongie i'm from Germany. But not a typical beer drinking and nice to the face but a backstabbing German, that's obsessed with either politics or complaining about trivial matters.
Since i kept an open mind and visited California and Florida and escaped a dictatorship occupied region i feel not so bound or belonging to our society here. Hell, i was isolated, bullied and mobbed regardless whether i was with them or not 🤔
Weird story

[Dongie]

Are you against the left?

[Unit1]

@Dongie i don't talk politics

[Dongie]

Lucky you. Here, especially since 2017, it's impossible not to be drawn in. I even canceled my cable over two years ago. But since Trump exposed the corruption- yeah, never-ending. You see how I find it difficult not speaking out.

[Unit1]

@Dongie I can't even imagine. But rest assured, that I'm pretty good at not finding myself in that cesspool topic.

[Dongie]

I've wanted to see Austria and that area of Bavaria. The black forest and rolling hills with mountain lakes. Beautiful country you have there.

[Unit1]

@Dongie Hehe, yeah. Most travelers come here either for that (or the alps) or for Oktoberfest and drink as much beer in one day as they should drink water. It's a nice region here.

[Dongie]

Do you take advantage of the locat? Italy, France and Switzerland? Do you farm. You all were having trouble recently with the government and farmers. I try not to watch the news. But I see it on YouTube. I met 3 fellows from Bavaria in the comments section. They were vocal for the farmers but we had a little chat like now. I am German with about 1/4 Scotts.

[Unit1]

@Dongie Oh, I can't say. I'm a wage slave working home office in IT, gambling my money trading contracts. I do not have a drivers license yet. Too broke to afford it. I still sleep on a mattress on the floor. There was indeed some unrest with the farmers but nothing, that I saw with my eyes.
Therefore I have only mobility within the city and it's surroundings thanks to our reliable and frequent public transport.

[Dongie]

I've been there. I once slept in the woods at Christmas at 35' F. Woke up everything my fire went out. I was 23. It took many years to get into a nice apartment and then owning my house. I'm in my second one now, and its value has gained 250%. I'm planning on moving to the country and building the nice but modest home of my dreams. You are SO young, enjoy the feel of a perfect functioning body, date girls, but let nobody distract you from your goals and enjoyment of God's creation while young.

[Unit1]

@Dongie 😆 I appreciate what you've said mein Freund. Good on ya to obtain your property assets. You can't go wrong settling around the alps, especially if you target Switzerland. I'm building mine with the brokers slowly and once I make it big enough (say like withdrawing 2000 EUR on the regular), i am thinking of investing in ETFs as my homie @molonski2 (and @lightbulb27 ) suggested and compound on it.

Indeed, 29 is still considered young, however my body and soul feels actually old while my mind is stuck being at the age of like 16.
Although Bavaria is most likely the best region to be in in Germany, I find myself longing for Thailand for it's world class beaches and the fact, that i can go there for a swim all year round, cheap cost of living and getting way more bang for the buck, easy fine and nice girls and overall just being some sort of paradise resort.

[Dongie]

You're a smart kid to be 29, and I believe most of us reach maturity between the late 20s or early 30s. I was 31 when change occurred, but I was always a late bloomer.
I have a friend from India. He's a nice fellow, but all he thinks about is what a girl has, horndog, all the time, and he's 55. Well he goes back to India every year but likes to go to Bangkok. He says 14 is the age. I think maybe he's a little to sex oriented. I turned down a 13 year old at 18 and not just the illeagalities from that. Her mind was a child. Although I had a girlfriend that was almost 16 when we started. I was 19. Boy do I miss her.☄️

[Unit1]

@Dongie Safe to say, I didn't have a childhood. My younger years were filled with depression, abuse and surviving and escaping from an oppressive regime.
It wasn't until I was 27 years old, that I got out by myself. I live alone. Where I'm at, no one of my "family" is here.
A grand sacrifice for a grand gain. I will do so again but with wealth this time. Halfway there, halfway to go.

[Dongie]

I can relate. My dad was a monster. Beat my mother weekly for 31 years. She had no brothers nor uncles, and her dad was murdered at his auto garage when she was 14. I came along, youngest of 5, 4 sisters. But as I grew into my teens, I started to fight him. He scared me until 15, then out of necessity. I discovered I was stronger faster, and considering what I watched him do to mom a whole lot of anger. I've been told I should write a book about it. I saw him shoot a man in the face. Bullet came out under his ear, but his false teeth were all over the driveway. He shot at the cops around 1970, and they ran. Knocking down part of a retaining brick wall. Here is his reputation: he was a builder and had built his/ours sometimes as big beautiful two stories bordering the city park. Well, he sent a bill to the police department for the damage. In retaliation, they sent him a bill for damage to their car. He laughed. Every time I called up to being g 10 years old, they refused to come foebn.. I finally called the sheriff, John Terrell, and he, being an old friend of my dad's he was always able to calm him down. Dad knew he'd shoot back. Well, by 1988, I through Jesus Christ got it stopped. He never hit her again. This was after me having to beat hell from him while catching him kicking her head into kitchen cabinets and he shooting me, which glanced off my right cheek as I took the gun from him.
When he got drunk, brought out the pistol again. I spoke to Jesus after I obtained my shotgun and told him I was going to kill him. I heard, plain as day in my mind He saying, " no your not", I said I was too and again," no your not", I said watch me. He came through the door hollering threats. I said,"HEY," I WAS STANDING ON THE 4TH OR 5TH STEP OF THE STAIRS. HE LOOKED AND I aimed between his eyes and pulled the trigger. He survived.
It seems I exceed the maximum amount of characters.

[Dongie]

I'd like to here about your trauma if you are able to discuss it yet. I was just beginning to be able to at nearly 32. I must sign off as I am dog tired but if you want to disvmcuss our terrible childhoods I'm here Unit 1.