I'm still so proud of this I felt so powerful.
What is the most bada** thing you've done in school?
I'm still so proud of this I felt so powerful.
My class were the last year of the boys school they amalgamated with a local girls school to form a mixed academy
Us boys got away with f***ing murder (not literally) so where to begin
A teacher didn't show up and a fight kicked off the ruined that classroom (the carpetful of dirt, two doors, the smartboard, 3 chairs, a computer and a table were amongst the damage) (I wasn't involved but was present to the chaos)
A fight in the dance studio changing area led to a wall between the teacher office and the room being destroyed we got punished by the man, the myth, the legend Mr Turner who because the dance teacher banned us for the year (only a few weeks into the amalgamated system because options would take place the following year) and the punishment was to play football instead because he could be bothered and understood us not wanting to do dance
Scores of small events both in school and on the bus that aren't worthy of serious mention
But finally the jewel in the crown was one of my own organization
One of the wild bunch ended up in isolation for the day pending exclusion for an extended period.
His crime was racism he did say the n-word but he was the only person in the room who could have taken offence to it so this was going to be a gross miscarriage of justice, a terrible mark on his permanent record
So I asked my fellow compatriots because I didn't have their ear but this was a matter on which we all agree was if unabated an injustice so on to the plan.
The plan was simple the isolation suite was connected to the main foyer along with reception, the headteacher's office, her deputy's office, the auditorium and a few major paths round the school alongside some other doors, 14 in all.
So we set off during lunch and set the plan into motion and in a few seconds had made human barricades across all of them and had by proxy locked down a small area but a vital one because the head and her deputy were both trapped in their offices.
Minutes passed as negotiations took place from the head of year and former headteacher of the boys school to the tertiary head to limited avail as the exclusion was cut from 2 weeks to 1 week to 3 days to a day but that was still too harsh a punishment for an innocent man and negotiation had been cut off.
25 minutes later, we get told that lunch break is almost finished and get given the option to pick a negotiator and unanimous agree to the aforementioned man, myth, legend of Mr Turner and he arrives within a matter of minutes from the other site to do what he can to settle this matter and he ends up agreeing with us and thus in a mere few minutes has agreed to release him from isolation immediately much to the chagrin of the head and her deputy especially when the rest of us instead of being punished were commended by him for protesting and not turning into a riotous mob like we were quite renowned for doing as the above events can confirm
I threw a scooter and crate full of everyone’s binders and work for the year out the window and they landed on a teachers car and broke his windshield and I broke into a teachers classroom after school was over to steal peoples phones back ( but I got paid for that) I threw a very thick textbook at a girl and gave her a black eye and I helped the football team break into the school after a game and they fucking wrecked the whole main hallway I broke into peoples lockers with a breaker bar and I set the music teachers garbage can on fire everyday freshman year I pulled the fire alarm 3 times I put wasps in the teachers lounge and stole their lunches and you wanna know the best part about all this I never got caught because I didn’t have friends and I didn’t talk to anybody
My history teacher was showing pics of his vacation. I didn't care to see them so I started reading a book. He got upset and took the book away. At the end of class he told me to just apologize and he'd give the book back. I told him that I wasn't going to apologize because I didn't feel bad. He told me to just apologize. I told him I'm not going to lie to him and that if I apologized it'd be a lie. He told me that he'd call my mom. My mom didn't care obviously because the teacher was in the wrong. I paid attention when he taught us history, but not when he gave a presentation on his vacation because idc that's his business. I was there to learn not be a 14 year friend to a man in his 50's.
We released cattle into the courtyard of our prep school, we also moved ALL of the furniture in the buildings into the roofs, forked the football field, saran wrapped all of the portable buildings they use for classrooms, wrote "Seniors 07" on the roof of the gym with field marking chalk, set off stink bombs in the AC system, and then promptly left for Florida for our senior trip to Destin! Oh, and the principals son stole her car and wedged it into the walkway sideways... We would have gotten into a LOT of trouble if the Head Master ever stopped laughing.
Unfortunately the next class believed them when they told them they wouldn't walk the stage if they had a prank
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That's one way to do it. I dunno what really would be all that badass but i was and still am quite a rebellious person.
So i've done things like swear at teachers, smoked within school, thrown a chair at someone in class tbf they threw it first, brought a knife to school and was excluded for it, drank vodka in class (Just.. a couple of times as so called "water"), never ever went to DT even tho given it all the time, skived sometimes.
Gotta say though one of my friends was the best, she just straight up just bit the teacher. Now that was great.
This bitch of a teacher was criticizing a portrait I have drawn for my homeroom teacher's literature club saying "it baffles me how you even got yourself into art school" and I guess she struck a nerve because next when she asked "you drew it from a picture not a real life reference, didn't you?".
So I replied: "Nah, I sharted it out straight onto the paper. Dude's been dead for 90 years, fucking obviously I used a picture reference.".
She blew up and started shouting about how "no student has ever talked with such a disrespect to her before" and I was still pissed so I replied "Good".
She blew up again and stormed out of the class to go to the teacher's office or wherever.
Best part was the next day my homeroom teacher asked me to reiterate whatever it was that I told the teacher the other day that made her so mad, so I did.
And then with a smirk she said "oh nothing, I just wanted to hear it".
Respect for doing what you did, bloody stupid thing to be pulled up for.
i went to an inner city school in the North East of England (Newcastle), this means every day was pretty much trying to out do whatever shit you did the day before.
If yesterday you went to Tenerife, then today it’s Twelverife.
We had a roof top protest to allow the girls to wear trousers and not just skirts.
We had a mass fight with normal kids versus the ‘bullies and co’, resulted in a number of broken arms, legs and hospital visits.
Going in to school, for history lesson drunk, I think that was a suspension.
getting caught with a girl in one of back rooms at school disco night, another suspension.
Biggest one though, was having a full on rant at a teacher who had made a derogatory comment to my sister about her sexuality. I may have broken a window lol
I have two one was when i was 8 and me and my friends brought nerd guns to school and shot eachother but then a teacher yelled at us and sent us to the principals office and he yelled at us about being inappropriate and what not (considering we were 8 we didn’t know that that was bad) but eventually I got so fed up that I shot the principal with my nerf gun. So my second thing happened in 8th grade it was where my teacher was yelling at me for not paying attention and she said
teacher: all you do is worry about things that don’t matter
me: yeah, that’s why I worry about you so much
and that was pretty great as the principal came in and he thought the whole thing was pretty funny and I got off with a warning of not to hurt ms. teachers feelings anymore
That is one cool story.
I was bullied in school as well. There was a kid that was 17 in the 9th grade. He picked on me a lot. He had his own car so one day I brought a lug wrench to school and after he parked his car wnd went in the school I removed one of his hubcaps and took off 4 of the 5 lugnuts. I put them in the hubcap and put the hubcap back on. After school he started driving out of the parking lot and heard a funny noise. I was in a second floor classroom watching him out the window.
He figured out what the problem was and put the lug nuts back on. The school year was almost over but the next time he messed with me I was going to take them all off and not put them in the hubcap.
@mistysock I do get it. The school year ended and I never saw that kid again. I assume he dropped out of school. A few years ago I tried to find out what happened to him but he has absolutely no footprint on the internet. I cannot imagine his life turned out too good.
I got hit by a big car from the 70s while running for the bus. As I was going down I grab on to the grill and hung on. The car stop and I just pulled myself up and took off for the bus.
I never even talked to the driver of the car. I got on the bus and everyone just stared at me like I was a freak of super human strength or something
Got to school and went to my homeroom and went about my day. Kids were talking about it and a teacher overheard the story and tried to send me to the school nurse. I refused and refused.
All I ended up with was a giant bruise across my lower rib cage. Never went to the doctor
That list it quite large, I'd say that its gotta be between stealing the security golf cart with the homies (we crashed it) or starting a small riot during lunch, it was for a good cause tho, some kid stole a tablet from a friend so what can I say, they sorta kinda just piled up until it was like double digits of people, look like maybe 15 people, there's also another time where we were so bored of skipping and so experienced at it that we just let ourselves get caught so we can clean the school, it's kinda fun, the custodians were so chill, there's also other times where the homies and I would sneak into empty classrooms during lunch and finesse some hall passes and then use them to forge pretty legit looking passes and pull friends out of class, good times, I heard the school has cops everywhere now, damn mybad I'm muttin it
I was so bored in high school that it wasn't even funny. AlI that I wanted to do was to leave, but at that time it wasn't easy. I wanted to take the January graduate option, but my mother refused. Now I have to stick around until June? What a waste.
I hate having people running my life!
i was always bored in high school coz everyone was dumb af
one time i sprayed the fire extinguisher in the goldfish tank in biology class
to see what happened
by the end of the class the fish were dead
so i threw the goldfish in this guy's locker
he was some dumb jock who thought he could bully me
that goldfish stank to high heaven
In 6th grade there was a new kid and he tripped me during basketball at recess then ran away. The next day I was waiting for him to try again and when he did I grabbed his arm with my left hand and punched him in his mouth as hard as I could with my right hand and knocked out his front tooth.
I don't know. I used to beat up all the bullies who would pick fights with me or pick on the weaker kids in junior high. I bullied the bullies. When I was in high school about 27 years ago, I went to math class on acid. I sat in class, wondering what I was doing there. I asked the teacher if I could talk to him in the hall and told him I need to leave. He said "see you later" and I walked out and never went back.
I also got expelled from summer school between grade 11 and 12 for having my friend's weed pipe in my pocket save smoking cigarettes in front of the school. After class I went and told the vice principal that I'm going to need that weed pipe back because it wasn't mine. He gave it back to me, I couldn't believe it
I whooped Batman's ass.
https://www.youtube.com/embed/F1mLiBViw0UI was just gonna say I'd have taken it off in front of them.
Because you sounded distressed instead of defiant on probably why you never got in trouble. I'd give a lot to see the look on his face I'd have died laughing
Completely made a fool out of a fellow classmate who made a bs statement but I came in with a counter and provided facts and the class went dead silent and started clapping
Nice, you better believe half that classroom had a boner at that moment 😂
My badass things can be summed up to: People were harrasing others, I kicked their ass and got them expelled.
Well i threw a rock at a teacher who was being rascist to me
My classmate always say that I'm a coward and can't do nothing like they do. Then when they climb the school walls, i also did the same thing. They were shocked.
I smoked a joint with some friends in a janitors closet.
That was a really gross thing for him to do.
I Tried to steal Chloroform from My School Lab
Not Only Caught but I was kicked out of the School too 😔
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