Taking off your shoes and socks
Taking off my bra (for the ladies)
Jumping in the shower OR soaking in the tub
Cracking open a cold beverage (beer, soda, what ever)
Taking that huge dump i've been holding in all day
Jumping right into bed and sleep
Other (say what)
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Definitely A and B! “A” First, then “B”. First, it’s important to remove the Italian torture devices off my feet! (It may feel like torture, but they look AMAZING!) Then, after getting a drink, or whatever you do when you first get home, and sitting down, remove the bra and let the girls breathe the sweet smell of freedom!
Sounds like a prison break
@Guardian45 Well trust me, if YOU had breasts that were lifted, separated, and pushed against your body ALL DAY, in a device that hoists over your shoulders and straps behind your back… you might understand that prison break analog is a lot closer to the truth than is frankly comfortable. Combine that with shoes that end in a point, and slope down 45°, which cause you to balance on your near tiptoes all day, while said toes are squished together and pressed over one another into a literal point, and a spike that could literally pierce flesh is all you have to balance your heal on… again, your feet may not feel like they escaped prison, but they’ll sure feel like they just got out of the “box”!
Ok. I understand the brassiere. But Jimmy Choo heels are YOUR fault!🤣
@Guardian45 Yet, they are proven to be the kind of shoes men expect us to wear on a date! If I showed up on a date in a beautiful cocktail dress, wearing sneakers, or crocks… come-on, you know the first thing that you would tell your friends when they ask about the date, would be “she looked great, but she was wearing Crocks? WTF is up w/ that? Crocks with a cocktail dress? She’s insane!
I'd take you out, but NO Crocs please!
Sneakers maybe! If we matched!
@Guardian45 Dude, I’m barely over 5’1 which is the average height of an American 12yo! (As both boys. And girls are similar height until somewhere during the 12th or 13th year) But heals put me right in the range of an average adult female! If you want to look like you are dating a 12yo that’s your business, but most men prefer a woman wear heals. Heals also cause a change in out stance which both accentuates the buttocks, and breasts, and gives us an exaggerated lateral hip movement when we walk. “Damn girl, you want some fries with that shake!”? THAT is what heals do for us. And even if I’m going somewhere casual, where jeans are appropriate, I’ll STILL wear heals, because I’m barely 5ft 1inch tall! The beach! That is the only place that I go where I don’t wear heals. But I also don’t go to the beach with guys, or to meet guys. For us, the beach is a girls day out. Take the roof off the jeep and everyone pile in.
I'm 5'8" and PREFER dating women 4'10" to 5'4", so PERFECT without heels!
@Guardian45 And yet, I PREFER wearing heals. It truly never fails to amaze me how men think you are being sweet by telling us we don’t need to wear the things we want to wear, or don’t need to do the things we want to do? That’s not chivalry, sweetie. It’s just plain old controlling. Now if you are dating a woman and you tell her you prefer it when women just dress comfortably, and on the next date she is in jeans, a t-shirt, and sneakers… That’s either because SHE didn't like wearing heals, or because she loves you so much, she just wants to make you happy. I however am neither of those.
I'm NOT controlling. If you want to screw up your feet, legs, back & posture for life that's on you!
@Guardian45 OMG! Thank you SO much for acknowledging my agency as a free, adult female. Which allows me to make decisions based on nothing more than my desire to do that thing. by the way both my mother and my grandmother are short, so I guess grammatically I’m short like them! (Obviously my mom doesn’t wear heals in the hospital ever, in case she’s needed for an emergency surgery). However, miraculously neither of them have hip, back, leg, or feet issues…. Okay my Bubbie’s feet are a heel induced mess, but in true elderly Jewish Bubbie hutzpah, she tapped my hand, and said, “eh, so what, I need surgery to fix my toes.. at LEAST we have the surgery to fix our toes, MY Bubbie just had to suffer. But look at me, I’ll be playing tennis again less than two months after I get these babies fixed!” So while I’ve have no genetic predisposition toward hip, back or leg issues, it’s true those shoes DO eventually screw up you feet! But if my grandmother can laugh at bilateral foot surgery… I figure should I ever need it, I can laugh have a sense of humor and a positive attitude too!