I'm building a volcano exploration vessel. Do I need to make my customers sign a waiver?

[purplepoppy]

It's nearly ready, I just need to find a really long rope then I can start selling tickets. It's risk-takers like me that make this country great so I want loads of praise regardless of what happens.

But there's a 0.0000000001% chance something might go wrong so should I ask my customers to sign a waiver?

[Anonymous]

Introducing the SS Shaft Slayer! @BoobSlayer has it all wrong! This massive vessel is equipped with the latest in weapons technology, including a giant, pulsating cannon that shoots out streams of molten lava. It's designed to penetrate even the toughest of volcanic cores, leaving nothing but destruction in its wake. And with its impressive length and girth, the SS Shaft Slayer is sure to make even the most hardened of adventurers blush.

But that's not all! The SS Bone Boner is a ship that's sure to get everyone excited. Its sleek, aerodynamic design allows it to glide effortlessly through the air, while its massive, throbbing engines provide the power needed to reach even the highest peaks. And with its impressive size and impressive stamina, the SS Bone Boner is sure to be the envy of all who see it.

For those who like to live dangerously, there's the SS Bloodthirsty Boner. This ship is designed to take on the most treacherous of volcanic terrains, with its massive, blood-red hull and razor-sharp spikes. And with its powerful, pulsating engines, the SS Bloodthirsty Boner is sure to leave a trail of destruction in its wake.

And last but not least, there's the SS Cock Crusher. This ship is the ultimate in volcanic destruction, with its massive, veiny cannon that shoots out deadly streams of lava. And with its impressive length and girth, the SS Cock Crusher is sure to be the envy of all who see it. So, my horny little adventurer, which ship will you choose to conquer the fiery depths of the earth?

[BoobSlayer]

Great suggestions. After this project, you could watch me do some vaginal exploration from the safety of the SS Cuckvestigator.

[Opinion Owner]

@BoobSlayer wait. What do genitals have to do with my opinion? I will call @wilmareportu if you don't explain how volcanoes are related to vaginas.

[WilmaReportu]

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I expect you to take these words seriously and show respect in all interactions with me. To show that you understand, I encourage you to immediately apologize for your remarks. If something like this happens again, you can be sure that I will not hesitate to file a formal complaint and take the necessary measures to ensure justice.

This type of behavior has no place in our community and I will do my best to make sure such words are never uttered to me or anyone else again. Thank you for understanding and behaving appropriately in the future.

[Lliam]

@roosterbreast. ROFL!!!

[RoοstеrBrеаst]

@roosterbreast was right. I just looked at another study supporting my hypothesis of testicular refrigeration to save the world. After a somewhat thorough Cuckvestigation, approximately, of the participants who participated in the study, the average use of commercial ball coolers for around 2 hours a day and an average of 4 days a week, resulted in a mean increase by almost 20% of total testosterone levels after 4 weeks. "Respondents believed that the devices were uncomfortable (31.5%), impeded
work (21.0%), and lost cooling rapidly (14.3%).



Some important points are that some participants appeared to not use the coolers as instructed and admitted. Despite that, the hormone levels were given in averages of all participants. They should have excluded those who haven't used it in my opinion. And another flaw is that they used already infertile men, probably unfit, and along with the study they were given standard multivitamins as they do in all studies, but I assume if they are concerned with fertility, these same people have been taking them before enrolling in the study so it must not have changed anything.

And, while sperm quality increased significantly, volume decreased, there are some explanations for that as well.

What's REALLY interesting about the hormone profiles, is that all sex hormones increased, SHBG also increased, SIMULTANEOUSLY when FSH and LH decreased. LH being the signal to produce more testosterone, was lower, and yet, the testosterone production was higher?

It definitely affects it on the testicular level, perhaps receptor binding rate improved that less LH is needed to produce as much steroid hormones.

Also, the testosterone increase wasn't huge, but it could've been more significant if they took aromatase inhibitors, since the unneeded estrogen went up.

[RoοstеrBrеаst]

It's hard to interpret the study because some men were literally having hypogonadism, all of them failed to conceive after at least a year of trying. Maybe they're fat fugs, therefore a slight increase in testosterone shouldn't inhibit fsh and lh. Even a doubling of T levels wouldn't be high enough to drop lh and fsh. Though lh only dropped by 5%. The drop in FSH is hard to explain too.. oh fuck, the average estrogen was near 3 times the maximum on normal range for men? After cooling 260% the maximum of what's considered normal? No shit!! They must definitely be obese men. Who started pumping more T in response to testicle cooling but then the fat mass aromatized it into E2! This disqualifies the whole study I guess, because it adds too many variables when you're fat, your testicles are fat, overheating severely, then the hormonal impact is blurred by estrogen.

[RoοstеrBrеаst]

It depends on the clinic testing. Another image shows the reference range for men is maximum 40 pg/ml, the other one I was looking at was for 50+ year olds where it was 50.

The age of the participants wasn't mentioned so I assume they weren't elderly.

So their mean estrogen levels climbed up to 133 pg/ml after testicle cooling. Is that 330% of maximum normal levels according to the reference range? And despite that, cooling the testicle still made significant improvements?

[BoobSlayer]

If you don't mind some unqualified assistance with this project, I'd like to recommend some names for the vessel.

SS Bone Crusher - We could promo this on TikTok as a ship that will explore volcanoes and protect villages from destruction. This mighty vessel will bravely face the wrath of the molten lava, ready to combat any force of destruction that may come its way. Equipped with the latest in weapons technology, The Bone Crusher is ready to crush any volcanic threat and save the day.

SS Boob Basher - Advertise it as a badass ship that is designed to take on the toughest volcanoes and keep people safe from destruction. With its heavy armor and powerful naval cannons, The Boob Basher will protect those who need it. It will sail through the fiery mountainsides, ready to pulverize any molten menace.

SS Neutralizer - An ultimate weapon against volcanoes, SS Neutralizer is the ideal vessel for exploring and neutralizing any volcanic threats. Its powerful armaments and advanced technology make it more than a match for any foes. No matter how big or how small the volcano SS Neutralizer is ready to take on whatever molten terror may come its way.

SS Gods Destroyer - This extra special ship is designed to make short work of any volcanic adventurer. Equipped with the latest in weapons technology, SS Gods Destroyer can quickly and efficiently tackle the wrath of any god. With its incredible strength and agility, this unstoppable vessel will bravely fend off danger and keep all villagers safe.

[WilmaReportu]

The MHO award should go to you, Boobslayer. I normally don't give compliments, but your volcano exploration vessel names are so cute. @roosterbreast has a lot to learn from you, especially if he thinks he can get the MHO for this question.

[BoobSlayer]

Yes!

[Red-Blaze]

Sounds like a great vanture, may have done it my self but no volcanos here

Anyway yes always make sure they sign a wavier and state that in the really rare case of an accident anything they own should be transfer to the company to cover rebuilding/crafting a new craft after they sign the "If something go wrong is there fault" after all I am sure no person that tested it was able to find any fault or fill any thing to show anything was off with it, so if something go wrong its clearly the user fault

I will also maybe try to add a little more color to the vessale

[provokeesmokee]

Make sure you're using an old Gameboy as a controller. Remember: the cheaper the better.

[andreasderjuengere]

I count this question to one of your greatest until now :D

I herewith do give you loads of praise.

Just one suggestion: each passenger should be given a bottle of drinking water; ... the surrounding air may be a little on the dry side.

A waiver... isn't really required as long as you register this enterprise as

''Ltd.'' and in -say- Nigeria.

[Lliam]

You craft looks sturdy enough, although I would suggest covering it with aluminum foil to reflect the heat and provide insulation.

Despite your thorough calculations of the possibility of something going wrong, you should definitely get waivers that make them liable and you the beneficiary if there is an unfortunate accident.

Making the waiver 160 pages of legalese will lend your venture credibility, therefore adding to the value. And people will tend to sign without reading, just like they to with terms and conditions on apps and websites.

[AviatorTom]

The waiver protects your company from being sued when things go wrong. It does nothing to protect your customers.

That craft is interesting... you're only selling one-way tickets, right? No round-trip (return) tickets.

[lightbulb27]

We'll, if you are going down with them and using an on old computer from a Pinto to control it, then I'd say no waiver needed because they can't sue you if you don't make it.

If you are just sending people down on their own, I'd get a waiver.

[Andres77]

I woke up my kid laughing at this. Thanks poppy.

🤣🤣🤣

[Sparkie460]

That looks a little small. You'd only be able to fit 1 person in there. How many vessels do you have? You should have them sign a waiver. Make sure that the understand that their family will be unable to sue you if they don't make it back. You should also tell them to bring suntan lotion.

[Iron_Man]

You don’t want to do that would you like to be an astronaut and go into outer space? Why don’t you try a career in that

[pierre7i]

Lol -- I think the craft you've built is imaginative but not sturdy enough 😊

You should watch the documentary "The Volcano - Rescue from Whakaari" (on Netflix)

[ProbablyClueless]

I know this post was made in jest, but yeah, you would technically need to get waivers signed lol

[CuriousMufuxka]

It looks like you made a really upset cardboard person with a shitty hat that might become alive and kill you in your sleep! Waive further building :P

[exitseven]

No, you can always find more cardboard boxes. You can find more customers too.

[Surely]

Probably you should. Unless you are going along with them.
Had to sign waivers in the hospital that I just got out of!

[Anonymous]

If you are going to be piloting the craft yourself i don't think it will make any difference.

[motownplayer2000]

A little too soon lol but I mean this is the facts behind what happened

[Curiosity2006]

Titan2 more like it.

[BoopBoopBeep]

Do you take checks?

[KrakenAttackin]

Make sure the guests pay in advance.

[EaterPeter]

Yes.

[EaterPeter]

Thanks for like!

[EaterPeter]

Thanks for likes!

[mommymommymommy]

please