I know that in my Spider-Man take, I had promised to write my next one about Wolverine. I'm writing this one about LadyTerror instead though, because she's superior to all comic book characters. Let me just start by saying that she looks like this.
Don't let her cuteness fool you though. She's someone you don't wanna mess with. Here are 10 facts about her.
10. Her primary goal is world domination.
Well technically, this only applies to humans. I don't plan to take over the animal kingdom because they're my friends. I'm planning for this currently while you're reading this.
My secondary goal is extinction of humans, but that's only if the original one fails.
9. She's beautiful yet terrifying.
This isn't an opinion. It's a fact. I'm pretty fucking hot and you can't deny that. Anyone who does is lying. But majority of the people fear me. Only a small percentage of people are brave enough to stand up to me.
8. Her mother is the Goddess of Melanin.
My mother is @Afro-dite9 and she's beautiful af 😍 😍
It's all thanks to her that I have the ability to seduce men 😈 She also says that @RedThread is my father but I'm not sure :/ @itsallover is my son but mom is always jealous of her... I mean him... I have a weird family. Either way, mama is awesome!! :D
7. GaG didn't want her to divorce her wife.
I think the admins of GaG should be divorce lawyers. Thanks to them, I know what the right decision is :)
6. She only dates the good guys.
Well they do say that opposites attract... I stick to superheroes because they complement my supervillain personality 😏 If your man is hot and a sweet guy, you can bet your ass I'm gonna steal him from you 😈
I was already married to Batman and Superman but they're both dead now (you have my stupid wife to thank for that 😠). I was going to divorce Batman anyway though. He's hot but not innocent enough for me to spoil. My next target is Captain America 😈
5. Her weaknesses are food and puppies.
And sometimes innocent men but only if they're attractive.
4. She's telepathic.
Because of this, I can talk to animals. Animals are the only people I enjoy talking to though. I use this ability on humans only to get what I want. I don't use it on my romantic interests though. It's boring when it's too easy (And let's be realistic. I can seduce them with or without mind control 😉).
3. She can beat up your imaginary friends.
Well I'm telepathic so this isn't a surprise. If you've spoken to me either on GaG or in real life, you've probably had imaginary friends before that I've killed and you're unaware of. They used to be the ones that kept you in check. I killed them so you would come to the dark side and help my with my plans of world domination.
2. She eats babies to survive.
I can eat the same stuff you eat if I wanted to, but babies are just more delicious 😋
1. She accidentally revealed her secret identity by not going anon.
Oh shit!! Well at least you don't know what I look like (Yes that's it. Keep thinking that I look like a powerpuff girl 👍🏿)
So I posted this because I was bored. I know most of you are not interested in knowing about me, but I never said that you had a choice. My next real one is about Wolverine the one after that about Wonder Woman. Now bow down to your queen while you wait for it.
Also, @Afro-dite9 does know that I used her pic and even said that she's okay with it.