What is your favourite Chuck Norris joke?

[TheFlak38]

Chuck Norris knows Victoria's Secret.

Chuck Norris does not sleep with a gun under his pillow. He sleeps with a pillow under his gun.

[Neverrrmore]

🤔 I don't have any. I'll have to send this challenge to my husband and the station boys and back with their answer...

https://i.imgur.com/mwlG7iT.jpg

[Sosha]

Why hasn't a video game been made about Chuck Norris? Simple: nobody controls Chuck Norris lol

[Berethor]

They tied to add Chuck Norris into an horror video game, it didn't work so well. :D

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=75TxBEonFe0

[Sosha]

@Berethor Nice 😂

[Soniant]

Hitler finds out Chuck norris is coming lol

[DizzyDesii]

blog.memes.com/.../Chuck-Norris-toilet.jpg

[kambo_trick3y]

Chuck Norris is currently sueing the producers of NBC's "Law and Order," claiming they are the trademarked names of his left and right legs.

[TheFlak38]

XDXDXDXDXD

[Berethor]

There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist. :)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2T-ehXC1Ohc

[Berethor]

Okey now I see that someone said that already but still. :)

[QuietRunner]

The say behind Chuck Norris's beard is another fist

sp7.fotolog.com/.../1222634025913_f.jpg

[ChanRin]

Chuck Norris could survive from Slovak salary

[TheFlak38]

HAhaHAhAHahHAHA First time I heard this!

[ChanRin]

maybe because you don't know about Slovakia lol

[ryanontario]

I really don't have one at this point

[BronzedAdonis]

he's still culturally relevant?

[Berethor]

Don't you know that the laws of time and space don't apply to Chuck Norris? :)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-eDSt8OHkx0

[User92]

That's a tough one