Jurassic Park Fans: Who was your favorite character?

[t-8900]

Dennis Nedry. Was a love/hate relationship lol XD

Doctor Grant, the vanilla protagonist

Doctor Ian Malcom, the smooth operator

Ellie Degler, only female lead

John Hammond, the Dreamer

Robert Muldoon, the guy we thought would be a bad ass but got pwned by a raptor

Donald Gennaro, dude died on a toilet seat. what a champ! :D

Dennis Nedry, the True Giga Chad!

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Oof the pic for Ellie Degler wasn't accepted that's crappy.
Also yeah i didn't count the kids. I could have but chose not to in favor of the adults.

[Breanna_nonbinary]

The big pile of poop that’s bigger than the trike (no wonder it was sick, it just took a shit bigger than its total body mass. The problem is it ate White Castle). It symbolizes the amount of shit they expect us to believe in the movie.
Like that Grant says the raptor won’t go for the jugular but later it does. Or that Hammond “spared no expense” but hire nedry. Or that Lex is a vegetarian but then eats jello. That they would eat all that food that was just sitting out for a couple days. That DNA could survive 65mil years. That a dilophosaurus can open the door to a jeep. That Nedry can’t remember how to get to the dock. That an electric Ford Explorer which runs on an electric track would have a battery. That you can go from 3rd gear to neutral by pushing up on the stick shift. That everyone leaves the island, who’s feeding the dinos? Hello, lysine? That two people with doctorates and someone who is a senior staff member don’t know to keep a gaping leg wound elevated. That you leave a freezer door open when the power goes out. That Hammond’s target demographics is children? I could go on, but you get the idea.
By the way, i Love this movie😊

[Breanna_nonbinary]

That the security system, the tour program and the park operations program are all on the same computer. That a shotgun leaves a single bullet hole in glass. That the only way to lock a door is to access the lock through a computer. That you would hang Dino bones from the ceiling? What’s up with that? If they’re real that means you’re hanging rocks from the ceiling. If they’re fake why is there so much dust when they break? At the end how did T Rex sneak up on them? What the fuck was Elle doing between the time she turns on the power and she sees grant? Like what the hell is the room they eat lunch in? It’s creepy dark with a slide show? Huh? And then they don’t even eat lunch. How come Hammond says they’re going to eat Chilean seabass but then they’re eating something else? Why does Spielberg hate fat people? He always makes them wear Hawaiian shirts and shorts. Considering how tall the brachiosaurus is, how fucking high in the tree did they climb to go to sleep? By the way, where are the other animals on the island? Or do they expect us to believe there was one cow and one goat? What are they feeding them the rest of the time? Why exactly is the helicopter landing pad in a steep canyon? Why not put it in a place less likely to crash? Like the open field in the next shot. Or near the dock? And why exactly is the landing pad outside the fence area?

[420Rachel]

Jeff Goldblum. What a guy!!! 😍💕😎

[t-8900]

he seems to be a real crowd pleaser among ladies XD

[420Rachel]

I'd let Ian Malcolm divorce me 🤣

[Still-alive]

yeah the ladies love him lol

[t-8900]

@Still-alive no homo but he's hot af for a dude

[MuddyMole]

Great movie, but yeah, every single character in it was bland and annoying. I guess that's a good thing though, in a movie where the dinos are the real stars, and really you're rooting for them to eat everybody (or is that just me?)

[Oigit]

B. Also Jeff Goldblum, Willem Dafoe and Christopher Walken need to star in the same movie. The three pretty much play themselves. Hell throw Gary Busey and see if they start trying to one up each other.

[DizzyDesii]

I love me some jeff goldblum! Ole sexy as mf and i love Grant. But my fave was the kids. They were so relatable! The girl was funny af. Damn i can't find my fave gif where she turns her head and screams

[DizzyDesii]

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[t-8900]

I always loved the damn Jello scene! XD

[DizzyDesii]

Yea br i like where she's standing outside thhe car and sees the trex. She turns her head and screams before grants covers her mouth lol. Its right before they get under the car before it falls over the cliff

[DizzyDesii]

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=4aOtfZnJfwg

[DizzyDesii]

The kids are always the best part. In every Jurassic park. Grant is the only thing that overpowers the kids

[t-8900]

But Nedry squeeked like a Guinea Pig! can't top it! XD

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=scOPfElE61A

[DizzyDesii]

He was sappy and i was happy when his ass got attacked by that little winged dino

[t-8900]

lol I get it. Malcom IS my real favorite but wanted to add humor into the post XD

[DizzyDesii]

Malcolm is so sexy but he was boring compared to Grant. Love me some Grant. I prefer Jeff in other movies

[t-8900]

wuts a matter Desi? Not feeling Chaos Theory? lol

[DizzyDesii]

I don't know what you're referring to

[t-8900]

Malcom's whole identity is based around Chaos Theory lol
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n-mpifTiPV4

[t-8900]

in the end I'd so most every woman is into Chaos Theory :3

[DizzyDesii]

I can't watch the vid while at work

[t-8900]

Basically chaos theory is unpredictability

[DryGermanGuy]

I - sort of - liked the film. Seeing it after having read the book (in 1991, straight after it came out here as "DinoPark"), it was a bit disappointing, though. The book is much darker and gives way more background on the scientific gimmicks in use as well as on the characters.
The characters in the movie suffer from what I would call "Spielbergian glazing", Dennis Nedry is comic relief, Alan Grant the all-around hero, Ian Malcolm the nerdy scientist and so on.
In short: Read the book.

[t-8900]

yep the book is excellent and i highly recommend everyone give it a shot. need to see if they make an audiobook for it too (im sure they do). I first watched the movie and was amazing. then read the book so i was again, amazing! :D

[CrazyGirl2]

Goldblum playing Dr. Ian Malcolm “uh uh nature… Always finds a way!”
got a love that!

[t-8900]

another girl endorsing the Chaos Theory... NIIIIIICE

[CrazyGirl2]

Yep 😁

[MCheetah]

The fake, giant, featherless mutant raptors that can open doors and outsmart human beings.

[MCheetah]

I was going to say Starlord or General Holdo just to troll.

[t-8900]

its funny how so many dinos did that in these films lmao

[Anonymous]

How could anyone not love Nedry? Dude was hi-lar-ious.

Ellie was cool because she was a female hero who the film just let be a female hero without having to focus on that and shove it in everyone's face that "this is a woman being a badass". She just went out and did it. Guess it was before the woke bs took over mainstream.

The kids were great. Loved them. They were annoying and funny at all the right times. Just like actual kids.

This movie had some creepy af real life foreshadowing, with Dr. Wu, the mad scientist... and what the world is currently experiencing. You know what I'm talking about. Maybe this is the reason the movie is getting the hate treatment from lefties now. Dr. Wu = Dr. Fauci and people are mad af that they can't hide it anymore.

But the raptors are the best! They even pay the most on the Jurassic Park slot machine that I love to play. :D

[Rachel794]

Never actually knew that much about the Jurassic Park characters tbh.

[t-8900]

honestly the books were AMAZING. I'm glad my grandmother made me sit down and read a book when i was a kid. She happened to have the first JP on paperback. And like usual it was even better than the movie. Now that said the movie was a masterpiece, especially for it's time too. maybe if you workout or do walks or jogs consider getting the audiobook and i promise you won't regret it! even if this genre isn't for you its really well done!

[Rachel794]

Ooh now I’m interested! Thanks

[t-8900]

yw! I really hope you get around to it. It remains one of my favorite novels of all time! ^^

[FictionalCharacter]

I actually liked the kids. And that’s rare of me to say. Because Hollywood ALWAYS cast kids based on looks and trying to make them look too cool for the audience.

These kids looked natural and didn’t get off easy from the dinosaurs 😂.

[jennifer_bloom]

I though Ian Malcolm was by far the best looking guy on the show.

[t-8900]

In the series he was my favorite, yes. Nedry just got me laughing too much though. XD

[jennifer_bloom]

I was scared of Nedry but I was 6 the first time I watched it so I might feel different now.

[t-8900]

oh you need a re-watch. I love this film so much!

[TheSpaceGnome]

Hammond, though Malcom was my second favorite.

Also that her name was Ellie Sattler, not Ellie Degler

[t-8900]

Well before her marriage, you are correct lol

[TheSpaceGnome]

ah I forgot about that lol. I guess my way of erasing the barney scene from my mind.. xD

[Still-alive]

Jeff Goldblum

https://www.youtube.com/embed/mRNX6XJOeGU

[t-8900]

he really had some of the best quotes in the film. that's what really made him so great. that and he was suave af lol

[Anonymous]

I love the movie, a classic!, but thinking of the characters now I remember they are all pretty annoying xD.. but I choose Doctor Malcolm.. though coolest in the second movie for me ;p

[Mangospacho]

Without Dr. Ian Malcolm to throw the flare, the T-Rex would’ve eaten all of them and then there would’ve been no movie. It would’ve only been 28 minutes long.

[sensible27]

The smooth operator thingey reminds me of carlos sainz f1

[hahahmm]

The unseen people smart enough to never want to go to Jurassic Park. Probably the neighbors in other houses at the start when they show a guy at home.

[t-8900]

OH COME NOW! Cast a vote why don't ya? Join the fun! x3

[AshleySeeks]

I love Alan Grant. Wanted to be him growing up! He was the best part in Jurassic Park 3. Even if Jurassic World 3 sucks, least it will have Alan Grant!

[Dinosaursandanime65]

I think John Hammond. Ian comes close though. I’m gonna make a character inspired by him. Actually I’m not sure….. I like all of them

[IncognitoBandito]

The fat kid Dr. Grant torments at the beginning by telling him how a Raptor would eat him.

[Mellifluous_]

Probably Doctor Ian Malcom.

[t-8900]

a fine choice I might add! ^^

[Mellifluous_]

Haha. I love how he was the only one who knew right from the beginning how bad things could and would get. Man's spoke facts

[t-8900]

he did and he was truly the most interesting in all the films. I feel they did his character a terrible disservice in the latest film. Everyone knows JP fans wanted him front and center again. Damn it give the people what they want I say! lol

[DarkCarousel]

Definitely the Dreamer. Though I am actually more logical than that. But yes, I liked his character.

[Dragonpurple]

For me the best one was the T-rex... took the show, some good acting and really kicked butt!