Just how tiny exactly is Elton John’s tiny dancer?

[Quackthulu2]

Like is she just a petite girl, or are we talking more like Thumbelina?

super tiny, like only a few inches tall.

She is a normal person, just not a very big one.

She’s actually really fat, he was just trying to be nice.

It’s “Hold me close young Tony Danza” you idiot.

[abc3643]

How do you know the "Tiny Dancer" is female?
Elton John is gay, you know. Maybe he was actually thinking of a tiny MALE dancer like a ballet star like Mikhail Baryshnikov. He's only 5' 6" tall...

[Quackthulu2]

You must've seen her
Dancing in the sand
And now she's in me
Always with me
Tiny dancer in my hand

[abc3643]

Elton John lied back then because, then, it was not cool to be gay and "out".

[Quackthulu2]

Not sure how that changes the fact that the song was clearly about a female. Freddie Mercury was into dudes too, doesn’t change the fact that fat bottomed girls is about girls.

[abc3643]

Good point! ;)

[abc3643]

Anyway, I voted "Tiny Dancer" just like the image which is like the song lyrics.

[abc3643]

What made you ask this question?

[Quackthulu2]

Same thing that made me ask this one
What won’t Meatlof do for love? ↗

I listen to the radio while driving during work.

[abc3643]

God help us with whatever question you ask after hearing KISS's "Calling Dr. Love" on the drive to work.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s3-ZdfCQfTU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yv6qRO7uwnY

[slatyb]

Bernie Taupin wrote all the lyrics.

[OddBeMe]

I would imagine Bernie Taupin was inspired by a groupie, as they followed and sometimes joined the bands on the road. “Blue Jean Baby, LA lady, ‘seamstress for the band’.” That term always stuck out to me.

[OddBeMe]

So many road biatches out there at the time. And now they’re true crime docs…

[Nikki1989]

Microscopic!

[PointTaken]

Thumb slipped. I didn't mean to choose that one.

[Quackthulu2]

You know what. I’m glad it did lol.

[PointTaken]

Lol. That is a good choice. I was busy and got back to this.

[Quackthulu2]

Where you jerking off to the 4th picture?

[PointTaken]

🤣 nope. That's horrible I'm at work. Who would jerk off to that?

[PointTaken]

He's not that good looking

[Peter_Penetrator]

I really don’t know the size of his tiny dancer and DON’T want to.

[Quackthulu2]

So you responded to a dead post from a month ago just to say that?

[Peter_Penetrator]

Yea… what you gettin at?

[slatyb]

Ask Bernie Taupin. He wrote it.

[LemiaOfThunder]

great song