What would you rather find living in your attic?

[JustinTheGreat]

1000 roaches

A stranger

A total of 42 votes were cast: 22 girls and 20 guys. See detailed results

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I’d rather find the roaches tbh. Roaches are gross but you can just hire an exterminator and get rid of them eventually
I think finding a person living in my house would fuck me up💀
I think I’d be paranoid for life.

[Aerissa_Jade]

Stranger will leave a big mess and lots of blood to clean up, plus holes in the wall to fix when I'm done.

Roaches though are really nasty and many times even exterminators can't get rid of them, they keep coming back BUT the main reason for roaches is usually people being very dirty.

I wouldn't find roaches cause I'm very clean a organized clean freak.

That means I would end up cleaning up a bloody mess.

[Whatthefluff]

Stranger is a more simple problem to deal with. Roaches live everywhere and are hard to get rid of, also more gross.

[exitseven]

I say the stranger. I would kick him out and problem solved. 1000 cockroaches jusr means there is another million that you haven't seen yet.

[exitseven]

Thanks for the MHO

[OfMiceandMen]

Both are easy to take care of - torch it, and collect the insurance.🤔😜

[RobT312]

Roaches…I think the stranger would freak me out more

[purplepoppy]

A stranger because if you find 1000 roaches there's a million you didn't find.

[AviatorTom]

It would be interesting to find a very attractive scantily clad woman living in my attic, but all I ever find are roaches... and rat turds.

[Quackthulu2]

The roaches. There is a lot less paperwork and legal bullshit involved when you kill them.

[Shortcake5]

Roaches obviously.

[NathanDavis]

1000% a stranger... no doubt

[Anonymous]

Stranger. I fucking hate roaches.

[GoodGuyBreakingBad]

A stranger

[NostalgiaSenpi]

A succubus