Baby Fever is a B*tch

[Ellie-V]

This is just a silly MyTake, even though what I’m saying is very true.

F*ck Friends

I hang around all types of people, and not just people who go to my university. I can say I have a relatively decent circle of friends/associates.

And as much as I live and admire them all...some of them fucking kill me!!!!

Two good friends of mine are young mothers. And being that my two jobs heavily involves children, they trust me enough to babysit for them every now and then. This makes me feel like such a loser because they know good and well that I won’t say no 😒 unless I have a really important engagement that requires my full attention.

They take advantage of me and I know it. They know it. I hate them for it. But at the same time I love them so much...including their wonderful children 😫

F*ck Reality

I AM IN COLLEGE. I am about to graduate soon.

I am about to get this shit popping!

That means I have priorities!!! Me, myself, and I, we have got work to do! I’m heading off to Brazil straight out university to get my silly life in order.

Yet...I’m thinking about kids. What a gotdamn shame...SHAME!

I am in no position to be raising a child right now. I need more money and more accomplishments under my belt before I start taking responsibility for another human being.

In the meantime, between time, I do have three wonderful dogs. Their names are Shaka, Terror, and Katana.

One boy, and two girls. We are very much a family. And right now that’s all the family I can handle...

F*ck a “biological clock”

People say that I’m having baby fever because my bio clock is ticking and my body just wants to get pregnant while it can... I would take this into consideration but i have no biological clock!

I can’t get pregnant or carry out a baby. It’s just not possible 🙁

But because I have no ticker making me paranoid like most women, it frustrates me even more! Like wow, I have nothing to worry about and yet my brain keeps flipping through an imaginary scrap book of my future adopted babies 😭

F*ck Nature

I guess im very...”maternal”...? I don’t know.

But I don’t like it. I don’t know how to not take care of other people. So I’ll probably be stuck in mommy mode forever 😑

But at the same time, it’s kind of funny...my mom wasn’t exactly best mom of the century. So maybe I make up in the things she lacks...? Just a thought.

In conclusion...

I’m just complaining, really 😂 If any of you ladies relate in any way (or not at all), feel free to let me know ☺️ There’s seriously not much of a point to this Take but I hope you enjoyed anyway.

lurve ya💕

[wingattebaby16]

I became a wet nurse nanny and housekeeper in June 2018

I went from partying and going to clubs and dating a ton of guys and girls, to now I have a 6 mo old baby I nanny, 2 teenage girls, a mom, a dad, and a latch key 13 yo boy I take care of.

I work 7 days a week, 630am - 1030 most days

The last time o went out for fun was when the family took me out in Oct to see a movie.

I get out for doctors appts, grocery shopping, soccer practice, and misc errands for the family

I have 3 gfs IRL here. All 3 are nannies and we only talk at the grocery store. They are very shallow and airheads

But... I am happier than ever in my life coz they all love me like o really am the MOM!

[LuWe22]

Look at puppys now look at babies crying, puking and red faced. Who is cuter? The answer is obvious. Babies are not cute, they are helpless, annoying, loud and poop their diapers. They cry a lot and you can´t sleep. They constanly want something. A puppy is potty trained after few weeks and you can leave a bowl of water and food on the ground. If you have a garden the puppy can play and poop on that. A baby can´t do that.

[Ellie-V]

I already have three dogs. I mentioned that in the Take.
Also, I am not bothered by the cries of a human baby and I don’t mind cleaning up after them 🤷🏾‍♀️
It’s not about “cuteness”. Children are not accessories.

[maaaaax]

If you are graduating from college, why are you such a horrible writer? Have you never heard of the story arc? Were you never told not to start every paragraph with "F*ck"? This reads like something written by an angsty 12-year-old. I hope you didn't sink a fortune into an education you apparently never got.

[Ellie-V]

I wasn’t trying to write anything good 🤷🏾‍♀️😂 obviously
If I wanted to put in some effort, you would have noticed

[Raven_76]

So you hate kids? I bet you have abortiosn for pleasure right. Also, no one cares that all you want is money and you’re just a dry person with no love for anything but yourself.

Hope you enjoy your 53 cats “Elie-V”

[Ellie-V]

Umm... did you even read? 😂 your response doesn’t make any sense whatsoever.

[Raven_76]

Nah I didn’t read but I guess you’re doing your usual “fuck family, fuck relationships” routines

[Ellie-V]

Okay. Well, your original comment made absolutely no sense at all. Reading is fundamental sweetheart.

[Raven_76]

Yeah I just read it. I misinterpreted it. Sorry, although you usually are a family and relationship hating person so I assumed you were bashing motherhood and stuff.

[Ellie-V]

I never said I hated family or relationships so... you’re not making sense

[Raven_76]

You usually say things along those lines and you always preach about how you hate relationships and monogamy and stuff like that. That’s why I assumed this take was just bashing kids. I was wrong and I apologize for jumping to conclusions.

[Ellie-V]

No. I say what I mean and I mean what I say.
You just choose to read between lines that do not exist.
I never said there was anything wrong with relationships, family, or monogamy.
I don’t want a ROMANTIC relationship for my life. It just doesn’t suit me as in individual.
I have family, they are great. I have love. There’s nothing wrong with it. But not every kind of love is the same.
And just because I’m not a judgmental asshole when it comes to OTHER PEOPLE’S sex life , doesn’t mean I somehow look down on monogamy.

[Raven_76]

You do look down on monogamy and people who don’t sleep around or whatever you get up to. You seem to think you’re cooler or better than everyone else because you don’t want a relationship. I guess you feel you are too good for a relationship and therefore put people who need love down. Just my opinion.

[Ellie-V]

I really don’t think anything bad about monogamy 🤷🏾‍♀️
The only thing that makes me cool is my broken air conditioner sweetie. I never claimed to be better than anyone else. I’m not into romantic relationships. That has nothing to do with anyone else’s life so I have no reason to think of myself highly over everyone else.
Maybe you are picking up that made up vibe in your head because you probably don’t understand since you long for a partner and I don’t.

[Ellie-V]

You believe that I think I’m better than people such as yourself because you personally already feel low for lacking the thing that I don’t have an appreciation for

[Ellie-V]

Don’t blame me for your low self esteem. Because that was already there before you read any of my posts. I’m content with my singleness and sadly you are not. And because I choose to share my thoughts on me being content, you are just reminded of how much you are unsatisfied. That is 100% truth.
I never claimed to be better than you. You just don’t think very highly of yourself.

[Raven_76]

Wow. No need to be rude to me. You hate relationships whereas most people do. I just feel like you must be a very cold person to just live your life having emotionless sex with complete strangers.

[Ellie-V]

Sorry for being rude. You just annoy me with your dramatics.
I don’t “hate” relationships. Same way that I don’t “hate” milk... it’s just not for me.
I already talked about my sex life that you already responded to. I have never had emotionless sex with a stranger.

[Raven_76]

When did you talk about your sex life? And yes the fact that you never wanna be with someone means you’re a cold person.

[Ellie-V]

***Romantically***, no. That doesn’t make me cold just because I don’t want a boyfriend/girlfriend. I have people to take care of and vise versa. My whole career is centered around caring for other people and that makes me cold just because I don’t care for Valentine’s Day? Wow. That’s ridiculous.
I wrote the Take called sex, dating, and relationships: my experiences. You already responded to it. So you should know I’m not fucking around.

[Raven_76]

So you stay single, live alone and have sex with a stranger every now and then. Do whatever makes you happy but that seems like a cold and lonely lifestyle to me.

Can I ask, did some guy you dated hurt you and know you're all against relationships?

[Ellie-V]

I don’t have sex with strangers. So... stop.
I already explained my dating history in the Take that I referred to earlier.
I’m not against relationships. I personally don’t care for them.

[SarahVanRensburg]

I too have friends that are young mothers and one that is about 6 months pregnant to her first. I started getting baby fever when my first friend had a baby and it's just gotten worse over the years from babysitting. Kinda depressing at times though cause I look at their kids and wish it was me that had gotten pregnant. I feel I'm getting more and more impatient to have kids.

[Benedek38]

LOL another lonely woman in the making. It will be fun to stick around just to see this ship crash and burn.

[Ellie-V]

I’m not lonely but thank you for your kind words ☺️

[DANNYKWOK]

Whatever that is, I'm sure you can come troll your body to don't he right and what's best you now. Sorry as a male we never experience any of those and don't any of my female friend ever experience any of those either, my apologies for can't be much help for you in this case.

[weasley8]

I agree wholeheartedly. And I'm glad someone else gets it. It's so distracting too.

[Ellie-V]

Yes😒

[NeglectedChild]

You sound like Oprah, you don't have children of your own but you're a mother to the world's children.

Life is full of surprises. I hadn't even considered being a father but then I found a baby in a gutter. Sometimes you have to take responsibility for other peoples actions.

[Wowgirl10q]

You ready for no freedom and your body never to be right again? Lol kidding good take 👍

[Anon-ymous1]

"Baby fever" is retarded and smacks of desperation for self-validation and attention. It makes us no better than any other animal who does nothing in life but mindless want to pass on its DNA.

[Ellie-V]

I just love kids 😂 I can’t pass on my dna and I don’t care to. Dna doesn’t mean much to me.

[Anon-ymous1]

Well no, no one consciously thinks it does, but that's really all it is. Humans are mere animals. Just animals with toys that we've invented.

[Ellie-V]

I don’t disagree 🤷🏾‍♀️ I’m just saying, only having biological children is a load of crap in my opinion. And it was already formulated before I couldn’t have children

[John_Doesnt]

We need people that like babies, because I hate babies and so does my girlfriend. We're never having kids, but somebody needs to.

[princessfromjupiter]

Actually there need to be more people who don't want to have children.

[John_Doesnt]

@princessfromjupiter there's plenty of people like that, but they don't wear condoms and have kids anyway.

[Reggieray]

You don't have a biological clock? Did you have a hysterectomy?

[Ellie-V]

Yes.

[SuccessfulHornDog]

Being a good mother is one of the most important things in the world

[Eleni91]

I think being a aunt is better have kids for few hours at the end of the day you can give them back.

[Pinky_what_why]

lol ok u i honest don't know what to say

[PetrovaFire92]

Okay I don't think I have baby fever 🙄🤔

[Muhammad1999]

Your takes are strange but I like it

[zagor]

Why can't you have a baby?

[LegateLanius]

That was fairly interesting. Thank you.

[ChocolateCheesecake]

Interesting

[Secretgardenblood]

I hate babies

[roseylalalololo]

howwwwwww

[Anon-ymous1]

@roseylalalololo Because gross.