How do you get your baby to be really chubby?

[Anonymous]

I know that if you want to gain weight you need to be in a caloric surplus aka eat more, but how do you get a baby to eat more and become really chubby? I won't be having any kids for at least 10 years, but when I do I want them to be as thiccc as the ones below.

[MlleCake]

Don't deliberately try to make your children fat. Do feed them adequately and healthfully. Some babies are roly-poly and some aren't. It's mostly genetics.

The best nutrition for babies is generally breast milk. Breast feeding exclusively for the first year is ideal, with slow introductions of solid foods after a year. Breast feeding would continue intermittently until the baby naturally weans.

For more specific information about child nutrition the Federal WIC program, and La Leche League both have great resources.

[anmari2001]

Haha most guys want a thick girl but you want a thick baby, cute but I don't think you should force them to be chubby, I think it depends on the mother's milk

[Wonderer89]

You can’t. A baby will grow as it needs to, you can’t overfeed a breastfed baby and if you’re using formula feeding it too much will just make it vomit

[Browneye57]

Uh, no, that's not healthy. It comes from over-feeding them, or feeding them too much cereal. BTDT got the t-shirt. When the youngest was 6 months he weighed 28lbs and looked like the michelin-man. I kept telling new wifey no, but she didn't believe me 'till doc asked her WTF she was feeding him. :)

[LokiWhite]

Don't do that! If that's how they are naturally that's cool if not do not force them to gain weight unhealthily it could really fuck them up.

[Asker]

Well if you offer them milk or food and they take, and the doctor says it is healthy then why not?

[LokiWhite]

If a doctor is on board then go for it, and feed them when they're hungry, a baby wouldn't eat otherwise. If a doctor doesn't have a problem with it then I have no right to comment.

[Trojan35]

Lol, well honestly I'd want to see my son like that too but no man its not something healthy. Don't make him/her eat more than they need, its not good.

[Anonymous]

intentionally pushing your kids into an unhealthy lifestyle is child abuse in my eyes, don't do it, it will have nothing but negative effects on your child and doing it just because you enjoy looking at them that way is extremely selfish

[Asker]

I don't mean it like that man. I would never want harm to come to my future child. And I would simply OFFER the baby food. If I offered and they didn't want it then I would leave it like that. And I would just offer to feed them more breast milk. Why would breast milk lead to an unhealthy lifestyle? I'm not making them drink mercury. Abuse vs wanting to have a chubby baby is different m8

[Anonymous]

That’s really unhealthy and probably diabetes prone, probably too much formula and cereal

[Asker]

These ones are in the average healthy range for their age

[Opinion Owner]

That’s surprising, still wouldn’t want my kids looking like that or the Michelin man

[0112358]

They tend to come out that way.

[Anonymous]

Don't make a fat ass baby.