Children are easily distracted so many parents pop them inside soundproof domes until they finish their homework or they just want a few hours peace and quiet. They allow children to be seen but not heard and allow parents to discuss private matters without earwigging kids listening in.
Updates
+1 y
Interesting that no one mentioned the toilet roll and bucket.
Would you stick your child in a soundproof dome?
Post Opinion
Like
Share
Follow
1 likes
What is your opinion?
Add Opinion
Superb Opinion
Anonymous
(18-24)
+1 y
As RoosterBreast, a big cock with a huge obsession for boobs, I would often sit in a soundproof dome filled with melons, boobies, tits, milkers, and chesticles, all of which are my favorite fruits and snacks. I would daydream about the day when @Boobslayer, a fellow boob-obsessed friend, would visit my dome and join me in a boobversation.
Together, we would discuss the latest news about boobs, share our favorite boob-related memes and jokes, and even try to invent new boob-themed games and challenges. We would laugh and giggle as we talk about our favorite boob-related metaphors and imaginative ways to describe the allure of those beautiful mammary glands.
As we would sit in our soundproof dome, @Boobslayer would often find himself lost in thoughts, pondering the mysteries of the female form and the fascinating ways that boobs could be described. He would imagine himself surrounded by a sea of boobies, all vying for his attention and admiration.
In the end, we would always return to our normal lives, but the memories of our boob-filled adventures would linger in our minds, reminding us of the power and beauty of those mammary glands that we both loved so much. And so, then we would continue on our journey, always finding new ways to express our love for those magnificent melons, boobies, tits, milkers, and chesticles. ﾠ
Boobslayer here, answering your question about putting your child inside a dome. As a man who loves boobs, I can assure you that there is no better place to raise your child than inside a dome made of melons. Melons are excellent insulators and can keep your child warm in the winter and cool in the summer. Plus, if you fill the dome with fried eggs, your child will have a steady supply of protein and fat to grow their boom booms. But, if you're worried about the environmental impact of all those eggs and milkers, don't worry! The dome can be made from recycled materials like coconuts and cantaloupe peels. And, to further reduce the carbon footprint, you can power the dome with a generator fueled by booze and crispy critters. So, go ahead and put your child inside the dome, knowing that they will be surrounded by the love and breast-like care. ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ
Thanks for MHO. It's an honor to be the #2 most important guy on the Internet, as @roosterbreast guides us down the path of wisdom with his monstrous horror cock.
How cum was it that you had more xper points than me one day, and a week later after I posted 150 most helpful opinions I got over 1000 more points than you?
I would be concerned about the oxygen of the sound proof dome. Maybe there is a way to get oxygen in the dome but I would not view it as a healthy way to control children. I just use mute when I have background noise during zoom calls. But that is not a job where you might have to verbally communicate during the conversation.
honestly i want that for myself. i get so annoyed and upset with sounds that i get literally frozen from it. sometimes earplugs just aren't enough and eventually they hurt my ears after awhile.
My mother used to say that " Children should be seen and not heard " , even back then I used to say " Thats bullshit mum " and she would say " Yeah , its bs " ..
But Id love a few of them for all these dam Russian children we have here in Hua Hin due to the war , Russian kids are free roam , they just run rampant. As per putting my own kids in there , they are too old now , but if I spat out another , sure why not , but I'd need a bigger house.
Its like the Maxwell Smart " Cone of Silence " " Now cheif , this is certified information , I think this calls for -- The cone of silence " Sadly the cone never worked , but was really great writing , look it up on youtube.
If i had a kid like that i would take him on a safari and accidentally feed him to lions.
Asshole has had that dome 5 minutes and already he has not just drawn on it but cheated while playing tic tac toe suboptimally and now he is watching something retarded on youtube.
Here's an idea that used to work before we started living this life of excess free time. PUT YOUR KIDS TO WORK! I'm talking chores on a level that they'll have no time to watch Mia Khalifa perform or give stupid marriage advice either.
Sounds like the 21st Century solution to the old playpen.
If I was back in child-rearing years, I think I'd find better (old-school) ways to keep the noise down, like having him play in his room, with the door closed.
Never. What a crap father I would be if I did. Now on the other hand, I would gladly get under one on somedays if wifey was watching the kids. This company is just targeting the wrong users.
Girl's Behavior 
Guy's Behavior 
Flirting 
Dating 
Relationships 
Fashion & Beauty 
Health & Fitness 
Marriage & Weddings 
Shopping & Gifts 
Technology & Internet 
Break Up & Divorce 
Education & Career 
Entertainment & Arts 
Family & Friends 
Food & Beverage 
Hobbies & Leisure 
Other 
Religion & Spirituality 
Society & Politics 
Sports 
Travel 
Trending & News 
