Reasons women wear yoga pants everywhere?

[ChurchOfIron]

Because they think they look hot in them

Because they want to show off their ass

Because they're "comfortable"

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I am discontent with these results. But I will accept them. *pout*

[normalice]

probably all of the above. That's kind-of the trifecta of why women dress. At any given moment, you could ask a woman why she is dressed the way she is and she would probably give you one of those three answers. An article of clothing that meets all three criteria is, thus, an article of clothing "to be worn everywhere".

[BlueWalker]

Because women who wear them say they're comfortable. I can see why they would be. Nothing wrong with being comfortable.

[SoManyCats]

They are extremely comfortable. Most women don’t care about how good their butt looks. The pants just feel great. It literally feels like you’re free as bird. If only men had the opportunity to wear them without any issues but the male and female body are quite different...

[Lovineveryone]

I remember my first pair of leggings/yoga pants OMG so soft and warm
The most comfortable thing s I've even worn !!!
You can bend strech run workout or just lay about the house lmao
And let's be honest they do make you bum look good aswel 😁

[ZambieMouse]

They are comfortable. They're insanely comfortable. They're rediculously comfortable. Try on a pair. You'll understand.

[Alpha2040]

If I try this, my big muimui and meatballs would be so visible that everywhere I pass by, women would have their mouth wide open with saliva coming out, like thirsty little puppies.

[ChurchOfIron]

@Alpha2040 Yeah, that's what will happen.

[ZambieMouse]

@Alpha2040 sure dude. You do that.

[Anonymous]

They're so comfortable! We don't wear do everything for you, smh.

[ChurchOfIron]

Well I benefit either way, so that's fine.

[Repa33]

Why the fuck would i wear skinny jeans that dig in, aren't comfortable to sit in and are hard to bend my legs in when i could be wearing something comfy and warm

[ashleyb93]

Believe it or not most of what we do is for comfort. Lifes too short to worry about what men want 😂

[ChurchOfIron]

No yeah, I'm sure no women do anything to solicit male attention.

I have little choice but to believe it, it appears. I'll have to cope by appreciating women's yoga pant clad shapely asses. Thank God for women's comfort.

[ashleyb93]

Of course we do but most of the time we dont especially if we're confident and taken. Why the hell would I go out of my way to impress a bunch of desperate annoying dudes who are going to bug me for my number? I'd rather look like a gremlin so they leave me the fuck alone.

[ChurchOfIron]

On the off chance that Prince Charming is watching and checks out the chick next to you, instead of you; because she's the one wearing hot yoga pants today, while you wore sweat pants and didn't do your hair?

[ashleyb93]

I'm already married to my prince charming. I dont give a shit about the guy ogling the chick next to me. Better her than me, who is literally not interested and dont want him coming over to bug me

[ashleyb93]

Anyway, I dont wear sweatpants. I wear yoga pants because they're comfy. Being comfy doesn't equate to ugly and looking nice doesn't equate to trying to impress anyone.

[ChurchOfIron]

Either way your ass cheeks are hanging out. So, that says that you're less concerned with guys ogling you than you are comfort. Yoga pants must be pretty fucking comfortable.

Sweatpants are plenty comfortable. I mean, I got bits sticking out, so maybe I can't understand the appeal of tight, clinging pantyhose-like material. But even so.

But you're sure there's not a teeny weeny itsy bitsy little part of you that thinks, "There are a lot higher quality guys than my husband out there. He didn't even remember ---------. And he insulted my yoga pants. Maybe, just maybe, some damn-near fictional level top 1% hot guy will see me, and I can upgrade huge."?

[ashleyb93]

Nope I never think that. My husband is everything I need. He never ever makes me feel bad about myself and he's fucking gorgeous in my eyes. I hardly even see other men no matter how conventionally attractive they may be. They all blur together as one big boring mass I have no interest in. As for yoga pants yes they're comfortable because they're soft and form fitting. It's like you're not even wearing pants. They feel awesome. If you can see your asscrack though they're probably too small.

[ChurchOfIron]

You must have a 9 or a 10. Congratulations. Maybe you don't think it, but feel it. In any case, okay. Fair enough.

[ashleyb93]

he's a 10 to me. I think it, feel it, know it. My husband beats all other men by a landslide.

[ChurchOfIron]

For now. How long have you two been married?

[ashleyb93]

We were best friends for 10 years, together for 5 and married for 4 and a half. Why do you have to be so negative? Lol you know nothing about me or my husband

[ChurchOfIron]

I'm a generally positive person. Just not when it comes to monogamous relationships.

And because I know things. I know you're human. Presumably. He is human, right? >_>;;;;;

Here. Counterbalance.

[ashleyb93]

Still... you sound kind of bitter to me

[ChurchOfIron]

Huh. Puppies usually work. You more of a cat person?



I wouldn't call it bitterness. To me, it's just realism. Or fatalism. I know what drives men and women. And it isn't love. I may have some unfortunate perceptions about human nature, but I've had a long time to accept them. I get what I need. It's probably more like I want people to understand me, so I Freudian slip sometimes.

It's all love here, chica. Very little really affects me that much.

[ashleyb93]

Well then kindly keep your unnceccesary opinions about a perfectly healthy long term relationship that doesn't concern you to yourself ol.

[ChurchOfIron]

You sound bitter, to me. o_o; If you were really so sure of your relationship, would you be so bitey? What do you care that some internet stranger doesn't believe in true love, if you actually have it?

After the 2 gifs of adorable little animals I gave you, sheesh, accept the peace offering.

[ashleyb93]

Yeah no. Nice try buddy.

[ChurchOfIron]

Definitely a bit touchy, though. But it's all good. Have a nice night.

[Samantha2448]

Because they are comfortable and you can fall asleep in them

[Anonymous]

I wear them because they're comfortable and not restricting. It's like wearing PJ's disguised as everyday clothes.

[Sarah_28484]

i only wear them around the house mostly and sometimes in the gym , if its cold

[_乃尺OЩ刀_TITI]

I'll tell you the real reason. The fabric is so thin, it's because so they can pass gas more silently and efficiently.

[MidnightCowboy]

All the above

Love women who wear yoga pants than women who wear dresses

[Anonymous]

because they think they're pants

THEY"RE NOT, ladies. YOGA PANTS ARE NOT PANTS

THEY ARE LOUNDGEWEAR

[Chord11]

I love the quotation marks at "comfortable" :D

[AzulTequila]

Because they’re fucking lazy that’s why.

[MrKinktastic]

Theyre super comfy mostly

[Kayla45]

Comfy like wearing PJs

[Pink2000]

Cause they’re comfortable

[helva]

They are very comfortable.

[hellacray]

I'm guessing they're comfortable?

[CaptainLegal]

Because they are sexy, warm and comfortable.

[Iron_Man]

They feel very comfortable on her

[Anonymous]

Comfortable and sexy.