How come jocks always get the hottest women?

[adteddiem]

I am a well-born intellectual with a lot of style and with and amazing character. How come all the hot women run away from me and toward average-looking, low-born dumb jocks?

[AmieMangeDesOurs]

well its about time you learned that people are stupid. otherwise we wouldn't have the small amount of intelligent people in the world. its all relative. anyways, if the jocks at your school are dumb, then dumb girls will flock to them because for a relationship to be successful, generally, intelligence levels must be similar. and since most people are dumb, most of the girls at your school with be attracted to the jocks. Just wait for the right woman to come to you, because you wouldn't want a dumb woman anways ;)

[RedThread78]

I completely agree with you

[adteddiem]

Dumb women don't get into top 40 universities. :-(

[gummybear888]

because some girls are just attracted to outward appearance. I'm not attracted to jocks but have gone out with other athletic guys in college. all I can say is, not all girls flock to jocks only. I've heard the way so called jocks talk about getting a different girl every two days and I am turned off by guys like that.

so I don't know why they're attracted to them.

try confidence, try being at places where there are more girls and make friends with girls and I'm sure things will work out.

[aster]

it could be that sparkling personality of yours...

[Blobb]

ZBAM oooooooooooooh Burn!

[citrush2o]

I can understand the man's upset, but I agree- that attitude is gunna get him roasted!

[citrush2o]

Most likely because of your huge ego sir ;D

In all seriousness though, it's not all women that are looking for a mountain of muscle. I'm not a jock (unless rock climbing counts) but I stay fit at the gym. Otherwise, I'm a tech junky who loves writing and playing music and I meet lots of nice, attractive women. What you should focus on is being the best you you can be and you'll be sure to find the person who's the best THEM for YOU.

[dudeawsome]

because most extremely "hot" women are shallow an will look at a guy and "judge him by his cover" so to speak, you could be the most well spoken, funny, and kind man ever but if you don't have washboard abs and huge biceps your chance of landing a mega hotty are slim.

[Andy324]

It could possibly be something that you are doing wrong. If you can lead a girl on (ladies I apologize if you're offended by this) don't admit to any feelings twards her or any girl around you until they admit first, in other words don't cave and don't give up!

Sometimes this process can take what feels like forever, but if you are as strong willed as you say you are then patients will pay off in the long run. As long as you are confident and strong (mentally and physically) you will eventually catch the attention of all the girls around you. Soonafter you will be the go to guy for the how to... I hope this helped

[Anonymous]

That's pretty funny! Here you are, a smart guy, bumming that smart guys don't seem to get as much play as "dumb" jocks, and yet are you're not upset that dumb jocks are getting all the smart girls--you're bummed that they are getting the HOT girls.

So maybe--just maybe--being smart isn't the be all and end all of attractiveness. Your taste in women is a perfect illustration.

Be the change you want to see in the world brother! Or die by the irony of your situation. Either way, it's entertaining so keep it up!

[adteddiem]

When did I say "hot" was purely physical? My criteria are fivefold: Beauty, Affiliation, Style, Intellect, Career (BASIC). I also specified "average-looking" jocks.

[Opinion Owner]

It doesn't matter WHAT your definition of hot is! If you see them flocking to average looking jocks over you then it's because that's more attractive to them than you. Your intellect is less appealing than the jock's brawn and other qualities. Simple as that.

[memmoray]

Common admit it. When you said hot, you meant outer beauty.

[memmoray]

by the way, I like Jocks because they are manly, and I find intellectuals to be snobby and annoying and effeminate.

[Opinion Owner]

@memmoray LOL! Exactly. Bottom line is -- hot matters!

[nermalinda]

low-born? LMAO

Maybe the question you should be asking is if you're so f***ing fantastic, how come you're the only one who seems to notice?

[socalgamehater2006]

some people think it is because they are very social

[slipslender]

'dumb jocks'?

there's your answer right there...

[Livestrong58]

I know, I hate athletes, bunch of bone headed jerks

[slipslender]

my sentiments exactly. wanna join my 'i hate flexing' club?

[Livestrong58]

Fo sho, that's just friggin infuriating!

[slipslender]

so are people who drive with their knees. and have strategically placed guitars...

[Livestrong58]

Its worse if theyre scowling giants with strategically placed guitars. Very intimidating

[slipslender]

no. it's worse if they're scowling giants with strategically placed guitars and unnaturally blue eyes. death is imminent if you come across one of those.

[Livestrong58]

Is there a name for these creatures?

[slipslender]

hmmm, my memory fails me...but I think it begins with a 'b'...

[Livestrong58]

We said nothing about whether or not his parents were married when he was born.

[slipslender]

hahahaha. oh. you're good.

watch yourself.

[Livestrong58]

Sorry, that would be your job. Don't pass off responsibilities!

[slipslender]

steel cup, where art thou? your weakling master needeth you.

[Livestrong58]

Body Mass > Steel Cup

[slipslender]

titanium armor > body mass in clingy clothing.

[Livestrong58]

I think we know what happens to titanium armor...

[slipslender]

yeayeayea. it melts away because someone's gaze is just that intense. I question your intentions at this stage of battle.

[Livestrong58]

Actually it was a titanium armor melting ray gun, I question where YOUR head is at

[slipslender]

sigh. clearly floating down some random gutter.

[Livestrong58]

Snorkel + Work > Gutter

[slipslender]

ay. voice of reason. pipe down.

[Livestrong58]

Pipe...snorkel...I c what you did thur...and the voice of reason turns into gutterspeak when work gets done!

[ArtyGirl]

Best thing I've read.

[slipslender]

@ArtGirl: lol

@b: insanely clever, I know...and I've got no expectations :)

[Livestrong58]

Be very careful artygirl, words get used against people around here! We might make your eyes roll in the back of your head

[slipslender]

or we might suddenly become super handsy... one can never tell... depends on the tide.

[Livestrong58]

These hands may or may not use nails...And that tide is just the shower, probably a hot shower

[slipslender]

hmmm...is that enochian I see? can't really tell, can't really focus...

[Livestrong58]

Doesnt make sense eh? Script of the angels on a hellbound soul, as oxymoronic as a tan Irishman. HAPPY ST. PATTY'S DAY

[slipslender]

hellbound, maybe...except for those times you fly up on War, stolen ice and all ;)

[Livestrong58]

You mean a red Mustang isn't what the Bible meant by the Rider of the red horse? Then you don't wanna know how I misinterpreted "and to him was given a large sword."

[slipslender]

hahahaha, I think I have an idea ;)

[Livestrong58]

Ya, I totally thought he meant one of those giant sized rain sticks that you flip up and down to make the sound. Embarassinggggg...

[slipslender]

oh smh...ya sure you belong in hell? I'm beginning to think I have a stronger resume...

[Livestrong58]

Reading my resume alone would trump your resume. I've got a timeshare right next to Superman.

[slipslender]

and I've got a timeshare right next to super meatboy. so there!

[Livestrong58]

I can has yo room numba?

[slipslender]

hahaha I'll do you one better. I'll ask satan for an extra key :)

[Livestrong58]

Perfect. Celebrated St. Patty's Day the way it should be...getting in a bar fight.

[slipslender]

i await the details, good sir.

[Livestrong58]

Awesome, I'd say thanks for the key, but it melted away along with my ironic symbolism

[slipslender]

hmmm...how oddly poetic.

satan says there's a fee to pay for destroying room keys...10 laps around the eight circle of hell.

[Livestrong58]

You have him on speeddial? If so, can you ask him how long I have before my time is up? Beach is callin mah name

[slipslender]

as a matter of fact, I do!

he says you've got 1234498043 hours and a fortnight left. use the time wisely.

[Livestrong58]

Que perfecta! Guess Ill use the time to travel a whole bunch overseas...New York Airport here I come.

[slipslender]

hahaha coming to pick up your world domination side-kick?

(she's packed and ready to go)

[Livestrong58]

Yup, sorry about getting stopped at security, big sword and all...

[slipslender]

so that's what the TSA are watching out for...

[Livestrong58]

Yup, that and materials that went missing from a convenience store near the beach, I believe they are still looking for newspapers and the ingredients for an interesting mix of Iced Tea. Criminals these days, no class.

[slipslender]

the reward for finding 'the gas station miscellaneous crap stealer' is five bucks.

so tempted... so very tempted...

[Livestrong58]

Turn that fool in, he deserves to be behind bars! I mean, he, or she, is probably a menace to their community, never given anything back...selfish...

[slipslender]

hold the phone. I'm pretty sure we gave the little shrimps on the beach a show.

now, if that ain't pro bono- I don't know what is.

[Livestrong58]

That would excuse any female participant, but the guy is definitely gonna get ambushed by SWAT and brought to sweet sweet justice.

[slipslender]

methinks there's a masochist amongst us...

[Livestrong58]

Masochism? Hmm, maybe we should ask GaG their opinion on the quality, might get lost amidst the penis size questions and making fun of Jocks...

[slipslender]

lost? it would get smothered and die a horrible, lingering death.

i guess it's up to me to find out the truth :p

[Livestrong58]

Will you be stealthy or straightforward? Some of that information is very delicate...delicate as a Bieber...

[slipslender]

oh, I'll definitely be careful...wouldn't want to permanently damage the family jewels :D

[Livestrong58]

Howd you know where I keep the Rubies from the family heist?

[slipslender]

CIA contact, baby. I know EVERYTHING ;)

[Livestrong58]

CIA contacts, Morning Star on Speeddial (insert speeddial 666 joke here), who are you? Johnny Cochran?

[slipslender]

hey hey hey.

name-calling ain't fly.

:D

[Livestrong58]

Weezy don't play dat

[slipslender]

babe. ya don't know what weezy f. baby can play :p

[Livestrong58]

I don't quite know how to say this, but I'm kind of a big deal. I have many leatherbound books...my house smells of rich mahogany...

[slipslender]

that's all well and good. but have you got the swarovski chandelier?

it's ALL about the chandelier.

[Livestrong58]

I did, I melted it into a Chalice for my Nos...

[slipslender]

ha! weezy melted his chandelier into a platinum-plated GOBLET for his petrone. let the adults play the game, sweetheart.

[Livestrong58]

Li'l one, how bout you go back to your Timon and Pumba fantasies, I'm sure your imagination is full at the moment...

[slipslender]

oh. my... you did not just...

BOY, IMMA CUTTTTT YOU.

[Livestrong58]

RUDE! Don't cross me, I are haz 2 strikz!

[slipslender]

SMH. why won't you listen to me... you can't BE weezy. you gotta be comfortable with who you are...headbands and conch-shell necklaces and all... love yourself.

[Livestrong58]

Cuts wrists @ thought of either of those...Beelzebub, I'm comin downstairs early!

[slipslender]

i just video-conferenced with Beelzebub. he don't want yo sorry ass.

apparently, your resume is still lacking...

[Livestrong58]

He'd be intimidated by the blue, that's all I need.

[slipslender]

so the blue's on your resume, huh?

impressive. one must ask...how did you get to the blue?

[Livestrong58]

I think you're delirious from lack of sleep...

[slipslender]

this is quite possible. I think I saw jesus in my panini o_0

[Livestrong58]

*Insert joke about seeing Bieber on a different p-word"

[slipslender]

hmmm...insert joke about the word 'insert.'

:p

[Livestrong58]

*Slides joke in about prepatory sleep patterns

[slipslender]

nice double entendre...you just joined the big leagues, kiddo.

[Livestrong58]

Well, going by the view, there must still be another league up ahead...

[slipslender]

ooooh I see what you're tryna do...mhmm...i'm impervious to your sweet-talk!

[Livestrong58]

Is that so? I'll have to tiptoe around then, don't want to write any brain teasers

[slipslender]

yea, not a big fan of brain teasers-but I do love a game of 'i spy.' too bad you can't see what I see...

[Livestrong58]

Whats far more important is the Point of View, can make an ocean look like a thousand diamonds strewn across a blue blanket.

[slipslender]

and here I thought it was all about the theatrics. the drama... the emotions...the thirst... was I wrong?

[Livestrong58]

Wait how did we switch to "Gone With the Wind?" Oh that's right, theatrics = faking...

[slipslender]

no, little one. you've got it wrong...it's not about being fake...it's about manipulating the crowd, cuffing them to your every single word and gesture. it's ultimately about domination.

[Livestrong58]

See, domination can be fun, but for some, its just an empty threat. For those people, its best to stick to voyeurism.

[slipslender]

and what about for those who like to promenade through their domiciles, wholly unencumbered by worldly vestments?- where do they belong?

[Livestrong58]

VEGAS...or Girls Gone Wild...

[slipslender]

ah yes. I can see how moving to vegas would jumpstart your career...

[Livestrong58]

Absolutely, and you can't imagine the sponsorships, the advertise very aggresively.

[slipslender]

who were your sponsors again? johnson & johnson? and what product of theirs are you planning to promote? baby oil?

[Livestrong58]

Nope, its actually Lipton Iced Tea and MountainDew. Anything filled with sugar.

[slipslender]

whaaaa...i did NOT sign up to sponsor you. :p

[Livestrong58]

Insert pickup line involving sugar packet and nametag sentence

[slipslender]

insert image of unimpressed girl throwing sugar packet into reserved's face. it truly is a sad, sad day when you can't pick up your own fwb. *sighs and laments the condition of the world*

[Livestrong58]

You have a fwb? Good for you! I hear its a great stress reliever this time o year

[slipslender]

shawtie seez whut yuz tryan tuh say. mhhhhmmm feignin indiffuhrunce huhhh? aight, homefryy, homie G, homeslice, ah dun n33d them lies, them circumlocut!0ns.

i bid thee, adieu. ta!

[Livestrong58]

Ya, I don't know about all that noise, but to the original post, I just got done working out, and the answer to your question is in my mirror... LOL

[slipslender]

hmmm... exactly why do I talk to you?

;p

[Livestrong58]

Have a thing for vampires?

[slipslender]

i do. but clearly you ain't one of them since you got a reflection!

BOOM.

[Livestrong58]

Helllooooo, read the material, that's a myth!

[slipslender]

mea culpa. it's been a while since I read the twilight series (aka your 4-part biopic)

:D

[Livestrong58]

'I'll give you everything you'll ever need, then I'll find a way to turn you into a monster...MONSTER"

[slipslender]

and here I thought it was ME who turned YOU into a raging beast...perhaps I was mistaken?

:p

[Livestrong58]

Don't start a fire you can't put out. 109 reasons that isn't true.

[slipslender]

i think we both know that I can put it out- either by stamp or skirt. you decide.

[Livestrong58]

Did you know I'm addicted to soap? I'm terrified of letting it go...

[slipslender]

did you know I'm addicted to a sleeveless dry-fit? I refuse to let it go.

[skb94]

Brain power! lol

[Livestrong58]

Must be one heck of a shirt, what makes it so special?

[slipslender]

no idea. it's instinctive.

[skb94]

p.s. I have the same addiction it takes one to know one;)

[Livestrong58]

So what league you play in Skb94?

[skb94]

the one that's been there for centuries, the one you starting to see on the horizon. smh

[Livestrong58]

Ah, can't see horizons man, It's not very safe for me to be out in the sun.

[slipslender]

boi, yuz be DAZZLING. dem diamonds glued 2 yuz skin-dayummm. I be blindeded by yuz beauutyyy. almost made dis gurlll cryyy

[skb94]

Ah I feel u, I only go out at night to get my food supply. ill teach you sometime, ill be like a father to you so you can know what its like, afterall we only do this at night right? (PAUSE)

@this girl hmm nd here I thought you were different, enlighten me som more will ya:)

[Livestrong58]

I appreciate that man, my dad died when I was a kid so I guess I'll take after you. And don't worry, she was smitten by your cradle when you rolled up.

[skb94]

i never grew with a dad either nd know what it feels like so I'm sorry, but I'm just kidding man you shoulnd't take it personally

[Livestrong58]

PS, totally just going for the shocked facial expression. But we probably have different food sources, I'm trying to control the monster

[skb94]

ahah that's the last time ill take pilot, my flow is of the leash, and don't cry... but my monster can maule yours, I bring big guns to showntell son! smh

[Livestrong58]

They still do show and tell at your age eh? So far off the chain its been called the missin link?

[skb94]

haha I see you hav trouble making connections son, but don't worry another day another lesson just remember not to let shinny things distract you. No. Cielingss.

[citrush2o]

How about if he's in relatively good shape and loves playing music because it's his passion? We do exist and we're not assholes :)

[ItalianBro]

They have more confidence and approach more hot women. They have tone and muscle bodies. Its funny how you say they are dumb, that's a stereotype and not true.

[adteddiem]

I specified DUMB jocks. I'm not talking about the respectable, smart jocks.

[Anonymous]

they have the body that us women are programed to like. most are tall and buff.. which is the alpha male that women desire

[aikidy]

Me and my friend Agree with you !

Its Proven ! I see that every single F***ing Day !

[NerdInDenial]

They are athletic, which means they should be toned and muscular.

[Livestrong58]

Wrong, titanium armor melting ray gun. I question where YOUR head's at

[Richardaschertzer]

It's because these girls today only want guys with big muscles and no brains. Nerds and smart guys like us are too much of a challenge for them.

[Anonymous]

I know this from experience... college girls. They will love the shit out of you if you're a nerd like me. No matter what, they will chase you like a lion chasing a hyena.

[Shadoww]

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