Girls, just for fun what would be the best thing about being a mermaid?

[Anonymous]

Some things that come to mind:

-Spending all your time in the ocean
-Sunbathing whenever you feel like it
-Plenty of seashells, pearls and rocks for DIY jewelry
-Beautiful shining tail
-Impact free exercise
-Swimming with whales
-All the seafood you could eat
-Bras optional
-Exploring shipwrecks
-Saving cute sailors
-Conch horns and flutes
-Hair constantly flowing elegantly
-Serenading the seas under the moonlight

Updates

+1 y

I also realized "cleaner-fish baths"; hope you're not ticklish.

[SamE86]

I don't think that I would want to be a mermaid personally. Lol. Where do mermaids even poop out of? I just thought of that question while I was going through what a typical mermaid day consist of... Don't freak out on me for saying that mermaid enthusiasts lol. It's just not for me ok?

[Asker]

Don't worry; it's all good.

[scentoflavender]

Hunting. With opposable thumbs, the ability to use tools, breath underwater and swim at speeds similar to a dolphin? I will eat the seas bare. I will be an apex predator.

[Asker]

Would you have a trident?

[scentoflavender]

A Trident would be good as a Melee weapon.

[rachel776]

running around topless

though sometimes they make you wear clamshells i guess

[Asker]

Or starfish :)

[SamA_nold]

Swimming, honestly. Not having to worry about drowning

[Asker]

I thought about putting that up there but because I'm a bit of a nerd, I did the math and calculated that to "breathe underwater" you'd have to swallow 90 liters of water a minute. Now I know why whales make sense.

[SamA_nold]

There are depictions of mermaids with gills, as well

[Asker]

Yeah, but I doubt they could pass enough water over them to stay underwater indefinitely.

[Anonymous]

Smooth hairs, seashells on my body , eat sea food all the time and also staying braless.

[Opinion Owner]

Hair**

[Asker]

Seashells on your body?

You mean wearing them on belly chains or letting limpets and starfish live on you?