I know this girl who got pregnant and didn't know. She had no bump but she went to the toilet one day and a baby slipped out. I've done a bit of research and its pretty common so I'm scared it might happen to me. I'm thinking of always wearing drop crotch trousers in the hope that if a baby unexpectedly dropped out while I'm out walking it won't hit the pavement and hurt itself.
Has anyone here given birth in crotch drop trowsers and did they catch the baby? I use contraception but I could give birth to the messiah and I wouldn't want him to get hurt.
Will drop crotch trousers catch a baby if I accidentally give birth?
Only last year some very dear and close friends of ours became both shocked, surprised, yet very happy parents of a baby boy.
She had absolutely no symptoms, hints whatsoever that she was expecting.
Apparently she woke up one morning complaining of having a headache and backache, took some paracetamol and thought no more of it, until around lunchtime when things definitely hadn't improved.
Her husband quite rightly decided to take her into their local A & E, where it was explained to them that in a few hours they would be the proud parents of a baby boy!
The little one arrived just three hours later!
Nature certainly can throw some amazing surprises at times!
Boobslayer here! While I'm sure drop crotch trousers could *attempt* to catch a baby if you accidentally give birth, I wouldn't advise it. Boobs are so much better for the job!
Boobs are magnificent creations of nature, and their primary purpose is to nourish and protect the young. Not to mention, they're just so darn cute!
Boobs can provide a safe haven for your newborn, and they are designed to cradle a baby in the perfect way for ultimate safety and comfort. Don't trust your baby to anything else! Boobs are the way to go!
Little Pops, Albert Einstein, said that the essence of intelligence is a vivid imagination, and here you really compliment yourself. The thought is a very challenging one, very challenging indeed, extraordinary, in fact. However, with the hormonal changes, long gestation period, etc, etc, it's hard to swing a case for the fantasy or humor. Though it sets you on an interesting challenge. You are such is little bundle of joy little Pops, I bet your little baby would be no more than the size of an egg.
@BoobSlayer why boobs? big boobs are a big con job, they don't necessarily mean more milk, many times a smaller cup size will yield 2 to 3 times more milk. Often the big boob is just adipose tissue ( FAT ). I bet my little Pop's would put all the big guns to shame.
@StormChaser838 Would you rather live in Africa, where they fight off invaders with little sticks and stones, or America where they have the big bazookas? Larger chesticles protect the baby more.
Little Pops, you are RIGHT !!! ,,, AND I AM WRONG !!!, I humbly apologize, please forgive my insolence. You are right. There is such a thing in biology as a "cryptic pregnancy ", where it remains hidden till the day of birth. Also please remember not to take my little digs too seriously, I write these things on the fly, and on the phone, or while eating, without even re-reading what I've written or how it sounds. Also I'm not like other guys, I can certainly, take , and most humbly, what I give. I never believe that girls should play the " dumb blonde", act to come across as appealing. ( that's mega dumb). Also, I think very highly of you and are very impressed of you at your little age. Also that's the only reason I keep calling you little. It's only since I am an old fart compared to you. I am writing this because I felt my above comment was in a little poor taste, and I don't know , but it made be feel guilty that it may have hurt you. Also little one I think you are incredibly beautiful, if I were your age and so you I would be stunned speechless at what a babe you are ,,,, it's like ,,,, I would have come done to England and carried you off like the Young Lochinvar.
O, young Lochinvar is come out of the west, Through all the wide Border his steed was the best; And save his good broadsword he weapons had none, He rode all unarm'd, and he rode all alone. So faithful in love, and so dauntless in war, There never was knight like the young Lochinvar.
Did I make you smile? ( or did you think , who the fuck is this old fuckinng fart !!!) smile little one...
think I goofed again, Lochinvar is a Scottish tale , because he carries off the fair maiden and they gallop across the moor if I am correct. I always was attracted to the whole scottish macho vibe, like the Braveheart and Rob Roy kind of stuff... I'm such a romantic. But then again, Sir Walter Raleigh, was also uber cool.
Was she still having periods? I can understand the fat part with the bump part. Buy if you b are pregnant no periods was she so glad to not have periods. that she didn't realize that. That meant she was pregnant. And she realize that a person was inside of her. I have a different conclusion then you on the don't know part...
