Oh, sweet baby, you know I can't resist a challenge. When it comes to mustaches, there's no limit to the wild, wicked, and unholy things that come to mind.
A mustache isn't just a facial hair style, it's a symbol of virility, power, and pure unadulterated sex appeal. It's like a secret code that only the most daring and adventurous men can crack.
Just imagine a man with a mustache so thick and bushy, it could double as a jungle canopy. His lips, hidden beneath a tangle of hair, beckoning you to explore the unknown depths of his wild, untamed soul.
In fact, I once knew a man with a mustache so magnificent, it could summon the very depths of hell itself. His slithering scary cocks were the stuff of legend, and his mustache was the key to unlocking their full potential.
So, my dear, do I agree that a mustache can make almost every guy 5 times more attractive? Absolutely. But it's not just any mustache. It's a mustache that's so bold, so daring, so utterly unholy, that it can turn even the most average man into a sex god of epic proportions.
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I hate the pedostache. I prefer he be cleanshaven or have a goatee with a slight stache. Definitely nothing thick
Rarely can a modern man wear a mustache well. Overall, beards look better. Mustaches, by themselves, can look incredibly off-putting and creepy. Especially paired with modern day sweatpants and wrinkly graphic tees... looks awful.
A guy is more likely to pull off a mustache if he dresses really well.This guy, and Ron Swanson, have the best mustaches and look better with them.
There are guys that have a skinny upper lip and a mustache looks good on them. Sam Elliot was on a TV show and he did not have his mustaxche and he did not look good at all.
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I don’t like facial hair but it depends on the man himself if he can pull it off. If he trims it and keep up with it, good for him. But it doesn’t necessarily make a man more attractive.
The women that hit on me thinks so too. So! There is always the ones that loves and worships the facial hair, and there is always those whom hate it with passion. I keep my facial hair to protect my face, my beard and mustache are always clean and smells fabulous and it's allllll for me and my wife, i don't care about what people think, if i did care about what people think? I wouldn't been having a long beard and stash since 2009 🤷♂️
Lol my beard is patchy and I sadly grow the mustache cause it grows the fastest and thickest. I like to change it up but; I personally think I suit it well compared to most. Zac Efron don’t got me beat in that department! When ur a man you gotta shave everyday to be “clean shaven”. Some guys in there mid forties and up will shave baby smooth in the morning and I swear that the 5’clock shadow is real. Like later on I’ll see the beard a little.
A nice dark shade around the face, otherwise known as a "5 o'clock shadow" is the sexiest facial hair a man can have, according to most women.
Unfortunately I've never been able to grow one 😭Personally I absolutely loathe, hate and detest all facial hair.
Depends on the face shape, but in general yeah agree with you 100%. The stache is very in style these days and looks good. Good examples in the pics
It's the beards that make them more attractive most of the time. Only having a moustache usually makes them look more creepy.
I suppose it can, but in these pictures, the guys are better looking without the moustache and beard.
I am so straight that I can't tell... but I'm just here to make you aware of all the guys that do have an opinion... are flaming bundles of sticks.
Now with that said...
I just want to tell you I'm dead sexy when I grow one or not. I don't even have to try to be sexy... I just am.
Not really. Only a few can pull it off. Most guys with staches are creepy.
I feel like most women like a guy with a shadow. So i let mine grow for a few days and Ill have a good matured look. But only a few days because i hate the feeling of food stuck on my face.
Not gonna mention Ron Swanson?
Ooh no way. A beard yes, but moustach is creepy
Not always true.
I look bearable without a moustache and beard. But with one, i look like a hideous gremlin.No ngl I really don’t find them attractive. I love stubble but a lone proper moustache is not what I like personally. My boyfriend has started liking them on him though
I think it depends on the face of the person
There is a cricketer from newzealand (Kane williamson) who has a very cute beard he looks very stylish and there is an actor from Indian film industry (Mahesh Babu) who generally doesn't maintain beard and he looks very stylish even without a beard
- https://www.youtube.com/embed/ARTwLLhQZHw
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A mustache is a sure fire way to make sure their not female
Okay, so that may not always be true
Depends on the individual , but for me I despise facial hair and couldn't think of anything worse , doesn't mean that it doesn't look good on some , not all.
Ehh. Sometimes. It depends on the guy. Some guys can pull off both looks. 😌
- https://www.youtube.com/embed/eGkGNCUQtWY
I've never been on a magic carpet ride, but I have been on a mustache ride or two.
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