







Oh, sweet baby, you know I can't resist a challenge. When it comes to mustaches, there's no limit to the wild, wicked, and unholy things that come to mind.
A mustache isn't just a facial hair style, it's a symbol of virility, power, and pure unadulterated sex appeal. It's like a secret code that only the most daring and adventurous men can crack.
Just imagine a man with a mustache so thick and bushy, it could double as a jungle canopy. His lips, hidden beneath a tangle of hair, beckoning you to explore the unknown depths of his wild, untamed soul.
In fact, I once knew a man with a mustache so magnificent, it could summon the very depths of hell itself. His slithering scary cocks were the stuff of legend, and his mustache was the key to unlocking their full potential.
So, my dear, do I agree that a mustache can make almost every guy 5 times more attractive? Absolutely. But it's not just any mustache. It's a mustache that's so bold, so daring, so utterly unholy, that it can turn even the most average man into a sex god of epic proportions.
Don't you think In general, wouldn't it be better if even men had natural smooth face as women do?
I hate the pedostache. I prefer he be cleanshaven or have a goatee with a slight stache. Definitely nothing thick

Lol I don't know why but I love the 80’s creepy pornstache look 😂
I immediately think of Hall & Oates 😂
I definitely am aware of the porn thing! But same, I love hall & oats and thought them too!!! I’m from the same area as them (philly)
This is the craziest before and after, mustache picture ever 😏
@PizzaDaddyo ooo nice!
@KingslayerC lmao
Men should have been made hairless on face similar to women too , naturally.. but I don't know what nature though of while giving facial ( and body) hair to men
@cyclingkmi women can get facial hair too. You never seen movie scenes where the girl is waxing the incoming mustache 😂
That's nothing compared to mans facial and body hair.
So...
@cyclingkmi so shave and stop talking about it
I already do. But it's a very recurring thing.. everyday.. and still it is not that soft smooth as a female skin is
@cyclingkmi Use “nair” or get waxed. But the best way to be smooth is to shave with soap but shave in different directions. Like shave up then down then side to side to cut h hairs at all angles. You probably only shaved in one direction
How about taking female hormones? Would it help a great deal?
@cyclingkmi nah dont do that dumb shit
Why? It would help reduce body and facial hair. Also help get thicker fuller stronger head hair
What's the harm
Rarely can a modern man wear a mustache well. Overall, beards look better. Mustaches, by themselves, can look incredibly off-putting and creepy. Especially paired with modern day sweatpants and wrinkly graphic tees... looks awful.
A guy is more likely to pull off a mustache if he dresses really well.
This guy, and Ron Swanson, have the best mustaches and look better with them.
Although im not a fan of mustaches, Tom Selleck, Sam Elliott and Ted Levine dont look right without one lol
There are guys that have a skinny upper lip and a mustache looks good on them. Sam Elliot was on a TV show and he did not have his mustaxche and he did not look good at all.


Yesss he definitely looks 5 times hotter in the second photo with the mustache
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I don’t like facial hair but it depends on the man himself if he can pull it off. If he trims it and keep up with it, good for him. But it doesn’t necessarily make a man more attractive.
The women that hit on me thinks so too. So! There is always the ones that loves and worships the facial hair, and there is always those whom hate it with passion. I keep my facial hair to protect my face, my beard and mustache are always clean and smells fabulous and it's allllll for me and my wife, i don't care about what people think, if i did care about what people think? I wouldn't been having a long beard and stash since 2009 🤷♂️
Lol my beard is patchy and I sadly grow the mustache cause it grows the fastest and thickest. I like to change it up but; I personally think I suit it well compared to most. Zac Efron don’t got me beat in that department! When ur a man you gotta shave everyday to be “clean shaven”. Some guys in there mid forties and up will shave baby smooth in the morning and I swear that the 5’clock shadow is real. Like later on I’ll see the beard a little.
A nice dark shade around the face, otherwise known as a "5 o'clock shadow" is the sexiest facial hair a man can have, according to most women.
Unfortunately I've never been able to grow one 😭
AKA "sexy stubble"
Why not? Maybe this is a sign…grow it lol
Depends on the face shape, but in general yeah agree with you 100%. The stache is very in style these days and looks good. Good examples in the pics
Yesss I’m glad you agree!!! I’m guessing you also have facial hair/stache from your pfp, keep itttt 😂
Personally I absolutely loathe, hate and detest all facial hair.
@Nikki1989 omg no way! Just now?
@Nikki1989
Damn I certainly missed this one completely... I do sincerely hope you've reported it accordingly.
@Nikki1989
Well done and thank you.
Exactly 💯
And so ugly is male body hair too
It's the beards that make them more attractive most of the time. Only having a moustache usually makes them look more creepy.
Lol I love the creepy look
@Asker me too! 🤣
@California_Poppy good to know I’m not alone ☺️😋😋
Definitely not. The pornstache look is hot af ,🤣
You like beard? 🤔🙄🙄
I suppose it can, but in these pictures, the guys are better looking without the moustache and beard.
Ohhh really? I think the total opposite! 😂 the ones without the mustaches/beards turn me off…but the ones with mustaches and beards make me horny
Whatever floats your boat...
I am so straight that I can't tell... but I'm just here to make you aware of all the guys that do have an opinion... are flaming bundles of sticks.
Now with that said...
I just want to tell you I'm dead sexy when I grow one or not. I don't even have to try to be sexy... I just am.
Not really. Only a few can pull it off. Most guys with staches are creepy.
I feel like most women like a guy with a shadow. So i let mine grow for a few days and Ill have a good matured look. But only a few days because i hate the feeling of food stuck on my face.
Not gonna mention Ron Swanson?
So hot
Ooh no way. A beard yes, but moustach is creepy
Hehe I like that creepy look
What type of beard?
Not always true.
I look bearable without a moustache and beard. But with one, i look like a hideous gremlin.
Maybe that’s just how you feel…have you asked how the women around you feel about you with a mustache? I’m sure they feel the opposite of you
No ngl I really don’t find them attractive. I love stubble but a lone proper moustache is not what I like personally. My boyfriend has started liking them on him though
Don't you think it would have been better if men had soft smooth face too, naturally?
I think it depends on the face of the person
There is a cricketer from newzealand (Kane williamson) who has a very cute beard he looks very stylish and there is an actor from Indian film industry (Mahesh Babu) who generally doesn't maintain beard and he looks very stylish even without a beard
Word of the Day: Mustache
A mustache is a sure fire way to make sure their not female

Okay, so that may not always be true
Depends on the individual , but for me I despise facial hair and couldn't think of anything worse , doesn't mean that it doesn't look good on some , not all.
Ehh. Sometimes. It depends on the guy. Some guys can pull off both looks. 😌
Really? Cause I feel like every single guy looks hotter with a stache. Maybe it’s just me lol. Ty for sharing <3
I've never been on a magic carpet ride, but I have been on a mustache ride or two.
Nope i think it makes him Look funny. Like a french artist character
That’s exactly why I find it sexy
When we tell women that larger breasts make them more attractive they get offended for some reason.
Depends on the mustache. Put a pencil mustache on any of these men, or a Charlie Chaplin mustache on them, and it'll change your tune quickly!
Just admit it it's the scruffy unshaven look you like not the mustache. Like he needs some one to take care of him and fix him up.
Nope. I find it makes them look like 80s porn stars
I like that
Sometimes but then again, sometimes it makes him look like a 70s porn star. Did you know there’s a mustache song and it’s from the movie 1000 ways to die in the West?
Lool that’s exactly why I love it…the creepy pornstache look
Ok, lol, check out the mustache song on YouTube, you’ll like it, it has Seth, MacFarlane, and Neil Patrick Harris dancing
Thank you so much! Will check it out lol 💕
I don't know about that however it does make some of us look like 80's porn stars.
That’s exactly what turns me on about it
Fuck yeah. You like what you like, it's all good.
Absolutely not ! I dislike very much mustache lol !!
And facial hair in general?
I can do with a small beard of few days. Dont like other things
well i always thought i looked better with facial hair so i guess if women say this then i made the best choice lol
I don't get what makes guys attractive to girls (physically) so have no clue. All guys look gross to me. Girls, on the other hand look like angels. 😄
I prefer that, if a man's gonna grow his mustache, he might as well neatly grow a beard evenly with the mustache.
Generally, I find a clean shaved man more attractive.
Clean hairless skin is always better on men
Money and power are the real attraction --- u can have a hundred mustache and if u r poor no girl will look at you
Right but first they will look at you if they find you attractive, then when they find out you’re a bum, they’re out
I prefer they mostly have a moustache along with a beard but some look good without anything
Mustache? No. But certain facial hair styles, if groomed well, do look good.
I couldn't wear just a mustache. I'd look like a gay porn star that resembles Freddie Mercury.
Definitely
especially because women have evolved to find men with facial hair more attractive
just like how lionesses find lions with a thicker fuller mane more attractive
If you like "monkeys" or like to be "irritated" anywhere where the skin is more sensible, then... go for it! Personally every woman that i had met before, didn't like chest/facial hair...🤷♂️
Well, you are 50/50 on the above, and certainly not by a 500% factor.
Depends on the guy and the soup-strainer style.
Not really... maybe on some guys but I see a lot of them that look unkept and do not look good on the guy
Most girls I know say it makes a guy look lazy and like he has poor grooming skills, and plus, girls don't like being eating out by guys with them caus it tickles.
Nope. It looks like they have a furry bug on their top lip.
I agree to disagree in some cases some people look good with a mustache & some people look better clean shaven.
I'm going to say no because I just don't like mustaches personally 🤣 I hate mine if it grows
consistently i offer girlfreinds should i trim all or leave a moustache? they always said all off
Yes but it doesn't count if you also have a beard.

Lmao a mustache makes any man more unattractive and instant creepy pervert looking.
Exactly 💯🤣
From my prospective, it only ages the guy prematurely. I wore a mustache for a long time and gave it up for a smooth upper lip.
YUP! Unbelievably, it made me even MORE handsome if that's possible!
I think all the options look better without any moustache.
Smooth face and body too?
I like clean shaven or light beard look. I don't like to grow my mustache and beard.
Depends. Some men are better with than without and vice versa.
I used to have huge crush on goatee. But now days it looks different. I don’t know I think Obama ruined everything
Facial hair is like makeup for men.
True. I have a baby face without facial hair. I look like a bitch
Lmaoo we have solid evidence here
Lol.
Damn. Kidding me?
It really depends. Some men look really good with a mustache others look hideous. in my opinion the mustache doesn’t fit James Franco.
Nah a beard though sure but moustache I'm not really feeling it
I really don’t think facial hair is attractive but to each there own.
Yes I believe facial hair definitely makes a guy look more handsome.
Ehh why
It can but definitely not the ones you showed, they're already more than manly enough without facial hair.
You like facial hair on men?
@cyclingkmi I don't. But if it suits them, it suits them.
In my opinion , facial hair (and body hair) is one of the WORST tarits of being a man..
It's like having pubic hair growing on face 🤢 ew 🤢🤮 🤢 ick
@cyclingkmi true.
@cyclingkmi but I'd never shame a guy. So no more comments.
Ya , it's nice not to shame anyone. It's not as of males could help it. But it sucks.
I don't know why nature aesthetically cursed men this way
It can make some guys look like a 70s porn star.
Difficult to go wrong with a beard or goatee, but a moustache can go badly wrong.
Nah some guys can pull off facial hair and some can't. Just depends on the guy
In general, wouldn't it be better if even men had natural smooth face as women do?
@cyclingkmi nah I like the hair on men's faces
Try being a man... and having hair growth on your own face (and body)
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@cyclingkmi it's sexy tho
It's not sexy for us.. neither to own it nor to look at on other men
So it sucks for us
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