Have you ever stooped low enough to lie to your girl/guy about your sidepiece being your “cousin”? (Page 2)

DizzyDesii · 2022-06-21T18:52:03Z

I’ll never forget that shit. Before 2010, so many dudes would use the excuse of “Man, thats my cousin.” I probably should’ve worried more about why they were so touchy with their cousin as if we were in fckin Alabama. But anyways, I was naive and believed it. My first boyfriend had a “cousin” that I didn’t find out the truth about til maybe a year later. And when she started attending our school, she threatened to beat my ass if I didn’t fall back. I was thinking, girl I was with him first. You’re just a “cousin” 😭 Either way, we were both dumb af for still wanting him. And he had the nerve to tell me, “You’re wifey but I had to have my sides too.” And well that was one of our many break ups and getting back togethers. RKELLY warned us in “I’m A Flirt RMX” A dog on the prowl When I'm walking through the mall If I could, Man, I would probably fk wit all of y'all Yea homie you say she your girlfriend But when I step up to her I'mma be like “cousin” #FeelFreeToList #GettingPlayed

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Anonymous
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My brother has introduced me as his girlfriend many times

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- DizzyDesii
  
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  Okay thats weird lmao
  
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- Opinion Owner
  
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  It is but also fun and kinky
  
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Anonymous
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Alabama wanted me to tell you to go fuck your self. So, you know, go fuck yourself.

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- JustiReno
  
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  Killin me softly with his song killing me softly 🎶
  
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- DizzyDesii
  
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  Alabama wouldve told you to tell me to go fck a family member 😂
  
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Thecubs22 Follow
Xper 4 Age: 42

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No not at all. Never had sidepieces, and never will!

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LovingLoverReturned Follow
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I don't remember... lol. I guess not.

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- DizzyDesii
  
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  How do you forget that 🤣
  
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Cherry234 Follow
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No I wouldn't ever do something like that.

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- DizzyDesii
  
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  Yea its sad anyone does
  
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Anpu23 Follow
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Wow, never used that one. LOL

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- DizzyDesii
  
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  Lmao
  
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Phoenix98 Follow
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Nah that’s something I won’t do.

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- DizzyDesii
  
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  Good
  
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Tjw78 Follow
Xper 5 Age: 34

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I've never stopped low enough to have a sidepiece.

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- DizzyDesii
  
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  Glad to hear
  
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Anonymous
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all i can say is i'm glad i don't live in alabama

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- DizzyDesii
  
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  Haha
Anonymous
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No but I was the girl my cousin was cheating with

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- DizzyDesii
  
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  💀💀💀
  
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"This is Mississippi, not Alabama.". 🤣💀

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- DizzyDesii
  
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  Lol the whole south is pretty fcked 😭
  
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- Jamie05rhs
  
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  Lol. Well, damn.
  
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moonpie89 Follow
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He'll no. That's so shitty

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- DizzyDesii
  
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  Very lmao
  
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kinkyoldman Follow
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I said she was my sister. Which she was

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- DizzyDesii
  
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  💀💀💀
  
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- kinkyoldman
  
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  Family With benifits
  
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Jerre Follow
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I don’t lie for any reason

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- DizzyDesii
  
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  Thats good
  
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PatriceONeal Follow
Xper 6 Age: 35

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Only blacks and mexicans can pull that one.

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- DizzyDesii
  
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  Well whattya know... 🤣
  
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- PatriceONeal
  
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  Did I lie
  
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- DizzyDesii
  
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  Everybody i know using “cousin” was black or hispanic 🤣
  
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- PatriceONeal
  
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  I'm from chicago I know shit.. I've seen shit..
  
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- DizzyDesii
  
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  I see. I like 😂
  
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Synikal Follow
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Out of all excuses... no.

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- DizzyDesii
  
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  Lmao exactly out of ALL the excuses
  
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Waldoe Follow
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never had a "side piece'

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Tee_S Follow
Xper 1 Age: 26

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Yes.. I did that once and I regretted it

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- DizzyDesii
  
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  Lol why not a better excuse than calling them a cousin tho haha
  
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DevinAM Follow
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I've never had a sidepiece

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Agape93 Follow
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Nope

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