How should you not approach someone this Valentine's day?

[purplepoppy]

Valentines day is the day you're supposed to approach that person you fancy and shoot your shot. Now there's plenty of good advice out there but we don't any of that here.

So what's the creepiest way to confess your love?

For example

"you have the perfect face... For me to sit on"

Or glance at your bulge and say "Don't know if you can see it, but I'm proper keen on you"

[Guy13]

You lonely? you look lonely. I know I am lonely... What you say we leave here and put a cupid 's arrow through our shared loneliness. I already feel the vibe with you...

[bean2k21]

BE MINE, SLAVE!
BE MINE, SLAVE!
BE MINE, SLAVE!
BE MINE, SLAVE!
BE MINE, SLAVE!
BE MINE, SLAVE!
BE MINE, SLAVE!
BE MINE, SLAVE!
BE MINE, SLAVE!
BE MINE, SLAVE!
BE MINE, SLAVE!
BE MINE, SLAVE!
BE MINE, SLAVE!
BE MINE, SLAVE!
BE MINE, SLAVE!
BE MINE, SLAVE!
BE MINE, SLAVE!

[AviatorTom]

Pretending to be Dracula and saying "I vant your body" may not get you anywhere.

[Lliam]

I like to get a large box of chocolates. Take a few out and cut a hole in the bottom of the box. Stick my dick up through the hole. Go up to the girl, say "Will you be my Valentine" and open the lid.

[NathanDavis]

I think that if you don't even know the person... you should not ask them as your Valentines, lol... as a general rule

[Anonymous]

I've been watching you for along time and I am in love with you, I know you won't let me down; you look so much more sturdy than the others.

Will you be my Valentine?

[KrakenAttackin]

"When I'm done with you there will only be seven planets, 'cause I'm gonna wreck Uranus".

[OnTheLevel]

I would say to shoot your shot figuratively, not literally, when you approach.

[MrCommodore]

With a running chainsaw and wearing a hockey mask.

[Emiliamazing]

Sending a balloon (with a message) might be creepy this year 🤣

[zagor]

Uh, I'm not sure where you got your idea of what Valentine's Day is supposed to be from.

Getting to the states anytime soon PP?

[BJP21]

Just like any other dating scene make small talk. Keep the sex driven ego at home.

[loveslongnails]

How about... "how you should IGNORE Valentine's Day because it's total bullshit? "

[SnowedIn]

With your pants down.

[Anonymous]

Legally looking at present UK law

At all is about all I can see

[ThomasDavid1989]

At all. I would not approach anyone at all

[Keishio]

'There's always space on my face for you'