I Am Not a Morning Person

[ultimega]

I'm sure some people can relate to the feeling of arriving to work (let's say Monday) and your body hasn't fully woken up. Running on Zombie-Mode.

You've sat down for less than five minutes.... Then suddenly you are greeted by a highly spirited , forever cheerful, morning person who simply does not understand:

'You have not had your Morning Coffee yet'

So rather than describing with words - I have chosen illustrate these feelings as shown below:

One must transcend the bonds that bind the world through caffeine...

....Then you may carry on as normal .

I hope you enjoyed my first MyTake and cracked a few smiles as it's meant to be light-hearted!

Keeping it short and sweet

Sincerely ,

Ultimega

[beebella]

I've been an "early riser" for the past year or two, but still am not quite a morning person. Nice Take. 😊

[ChocolateCheesecake]

Yaaaaassss!!! Coffee before anything else lmao

[ChocolateCheesecake]

@NYCQuestions1976
@Muhammad1999
@Byakugan
@LegateLanius
@Jjpayne

[LegateLanius]

Dude, she wants girl answers only

[ChocolateCheesecake]

@LegateLanius dude I tagged you guys because it was a mistake she wants everyone to answer 🤣🤣

[LegateLanius]

no... If she did want everyone to answer she would have.

[ChocolateCheesecake]

@LegateLanius she and I are friends and it was a mistake if you don't want to answer that's fine good Lord

[LegateLanius]

Okie, i am just kidding, lmao. Don't blow a gasket.

[LegateLanius]

I love the mini comic she did. So cool. Yeah. #NeedCoffeeeeee

[ChocolateCheesecake]

@LegateLanius too late 🤣

[LegateLanius]

Okies. :(

[NYCQuestions1976]

Holy crap yes! Also, @mooky06 posted a Take about getting coffee intravenously 😂. She should be in on this. YAY COFFEE!

P. S. Pinkies up and out. 👍

[ChocolateCheesecake]

@LegateLanius I'm kidding lmao

[Byakugan]

Coffee? hmmmmm, can i prefer TEA 😍😍😍

[NYCQuestions1976]

@ultimega "Girls Only" by mistake, huh? You must've posted this BEFORE coffee. Or while punctually arriving. 😂😂😂

[ChocolateCheesecake]

@NYCQuestions1976 lmao 😂 😂

[ultimega]

@NYCQuestions1976 I haven't slept yet lmao 🙃 I'm sure if I punctually arrived, I would of felt more refreshed before attempting this 😂😂

I asked them if they could change it but they chose to promote it instead? Lol

[Jjpayne]

https://youtu.be/Xbi9Se7VTxs

[LegateLanius]

Lmao, time to poop

[Jjpayne]

@LegateLanius who knew, that coffee helps move your bowels... first time hearing about it

[ChocolateCheesecake]

@Jjpayne you've got to be kidding me LMAO

[LegateLanius]

@Jjpayne
Yeah, I drink a large iced Irish most days. I storm to the bathroom quick.

[mooky06]

@NYCQuestions1976 *takes a bow* lol

[ChocolateCheesecake]

😘😍😘😍

[ultimega]

Yass thank you for bringing the boys

[ChocolateCheesecake]

Welcome 😘

[ChocolateCheesecake]

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard 🎶

[NYCQuestions1976]

A toast... to coffee and punctually arriving... with pinkies out and up, crumpets, and top hats askew.

[ChocolateCheesecake]

@NYCQuestions1976 and milkshakes

[NYCQuestions1976]

@ultimega The only thing I didn't relate to in the illustration is the reading BEFORE coffee. That's superior to me. I can barely see straight or recognize colors before coffee...

[ChocolateCheesecake]

@NYCQuestions1976 exactly lmao

[douride2]

I am a morning person. But I can relate to the coffee thing. I definitely need mine before I get out into the world.

[ChocolateCheesecake]

#FirstIcoffeeThenIworld

[douride2]

@ChocolateCheesecake That about says it all.

[ultimega]

Yasss that little pick me up is always needed

[wingattebaby16]

I hate mornings..

2 cups of home brew get me started... need 2 more by noon or i am wrecked for the day

[CarpetDenim]

I can’t really relate to the take, I woke up at 2:30am today, but the illustrations are soooo cute

[Eleni91]

Same and working when a woman asks why my program of her diet isn’t working cause they an’t following it make me wanna give them a knuckle sandwich.

[Secretgardenblood]

Good take.

[ultimega]

Thank you!

[trollified]

Super cute! I love me some coffee ☕️