We all know that making sandwiches is one of the most critical stages in an intimate relationship. Here are some of the sandwiches you can make for your man. #FinallyDoneIt
1. Roast beef
2. Grilled cheese
3. Ham sandwich
4. Lobster roll
5. The submarine, aka the grinder, aka the hoagie
6. The Gatsby
7. Tuna salad
8. (our feminist option) Jimmy Dean Delights® Turkey Sausage, Egg White & Cheese English Muffin Sandwiches, 8 Count (Frozen)
I know it's funny to think that any guy out there would actually marry or even date a feminist but apparently some poor schmucks are not careful when they choose partners and end up with a feminist for a wife. While these men have proved not to be sandwich worthy, we should remind something to feminists who read this: We know it's impossible for you to have any love for your husband but you can at least pretend by letting "Jimmy Dean" love your husband.
We should also thank all those wives who were never too precious to express their love in form of a sandwich.