I came into this kind of giddy hoping I would finally have a real reason to be able to play with my food. I as a fun part of this mytake decided to see if I could use some gagger replies to add in and well I used what I could.
Starting at turning around the box. One gagger replied.
"looks like a toy, you sure that's edible?"
well let me check....
Let's see Corn syrup solids, Microcrystalline Gellulose, Titanium Dioxide, blue 1 lake, red 3, red 40 lake, yellow 5 lake, and yellow 6 lake.
I am pretty sure I am going to die.... but what he## its been a good life!
let's see put mix in bowl....
put milk in bowl....
Oh so I'm on an adventure with Microcrystalline Gellulose and Titanium Dioxide exciting! So 3 cups of cold milk and whisk for 3 mins....
Check! hey wait.... why does it not look like sand yet.....
It will be soft set in 5 minutes... ok
Still waiting.....
while I was in the midst of waiting I made the best of my time...
One gagger said "It will become a sand monster and try to eat you."
I rolled my eyes and went in to pull some up on my finger
I got pulled in!!! Sand pudding is very dangerous! Remember kids, always have a parent or adult with you when making sand pudding!
So I to be safer just went in with a spoon this time
It tasted like pudding.... so I went to trusty google....
and I found this
and I saw him do the same steps
and voila!
Vanilla.... pudding...? Where's the clumpy sand?!!! Has this package lied to me... you know a gagger warned me about this...
"I think it will just be Vanilla Pudding and that's all
they make it look like something big to attract so
parents will buy it for their kids."
Maybe they were right :( but its not totally untrue!
It does exist! but maybe just not in boxed pudding form...
So I did the last thing I could do....
Pulled out the edible stickers....
and ate one... at least that was real... :(
but as a bitter sweet finish...
I had all the vanilla pudding I could eat :)
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