Anybody else want a MILKSHAKE?

[SoFeckinAddicted]

I really want a strawberry milkshake 😫😫

[Kapakani]

Hm, well they say my milkshake brings all the ladies to the yard. So when they get here I'll ask them to go get me and the addicted one a REAL milkshake cool? Cool!

But really I hear yah... I want a birthday cake shake.
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[super147]

I want a tuna milkshake. Tuna and ice cream, mmmm. Vomitastic!

[SoFeckinAddicted]

What the fuck ew

[JoyGirl]

How does a milkshake even taste?
I always avoid getting it at a restaurant, because I am afraid it tastes gross, and I would be wasting my money if I get it. O. O

[FakeName123]

Buy the fruit of your likings (I recommend strawberries or bananas for starters), put them into a blender to make them into puree, mix milk to it (about 3-4 times as much as the fruit-puree), add a little sugar (and maybe cinnamon + a tad bit of lemon juice) to it and mix it. Done.

[JoyGirl]

@FakeName123
Hahaha... LOL 😆
Does it taste good?

[FakeName123]

If you like milk and fruits separate - then you most likely like it mixed as well.

Though not all fruits go well with milk. Most berries do, bananas, kiwis, pears go well. Watermelon for example does not.

[JoyGirl]

@FakeName123
Ahhh, I see. Thanks. 😊

[mooky06]

A flake chocolate milkshake please
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[CheerGirl38139]

Yes!

https://youtu.be/98v0EqWq7sw

[zorro8888]

I didn't until now lol.. I'll drive and you pay for us, right?

[SoFeckinAddicted]

Uhm I already got one🖕

[zorro8888]

Uhm did you get two straws for us? 😒

[SoFeckinAddicted]

No you'll have to drink from mine hahah

[zorro8888]

How convenient for you 😡 No cooties right?
I can't risk it being #asexual #aromantic

[SoFeckinAddicted]

LMFAOOO ahaha I just have herpes

[zorro8888]

Are we married yet? Apparently I'm supposed to love you in sickness and in health... so I guess we might as well share your herpes now lol

[SoFeckinAddicted]

Dude did you know that the iPhone 7 doesn't have a fucking flashlight? How am I supposed to find shit?

😾😾

[zorro8888]

Well first off stop losing shit lol
and swipe up from the bottom you should see a flashlight icon haha

[SoFeckinAddicted]

I'm always losing shit
And it's not there 😭😭😭

[zorro8888]

Is it the kind of shit that ends up being right in front of you the whole time lol
Pretty sure it has one lol... my sister just got the iPhone 7 and she kept taking pics of me with that light on ugh.

[SoFeckinAddicted]

Generally yeah. Or I'm holding it
Ask her howwwwww where tf is it

[teawrecks]

The iPhone 7 has a flashlight tf 😂😂😂

[SoFeckinAddicted]

@teawrecks whereeeeeeeeee

[zorro8888]

https://imgur.com/CvMRBZA
Bottom left corner lol 😂

[SoFeckinAddicted]

https://imgur.com/Z60fotN

Broooooo

[zorro8888]

Haha I'll get on your bad music taste in a second
After you pull it up, slide your finger from left to right... it's basically two pages then you should see it

[SoFeckinAddicted]

Did you just insult my taste in music?

I got itttttt thanks 😘❤️😘❤️

[zorro8888]

Oh nooo I'd never do that... your tastes are just great, life changing even 😐😐

Welcome! Imagine all the shit you'll find now... your watch lying on your wrist, the shoes hiding on your feet lol

[zorro8888]

Is it you? You know I don't hit women... we can talk about your spankings later haha
Whoa grandma... you can tell me to fuck off when you learn how to use a smartphone LMFAO!

[SoFeckinAddicted]

No I think it's you and I don't have a problem slapping bitches 🖕
Yo I'm learning. Quit it lmfao

[zorro8888]

Aww you're cute when you get mad lol... Go ahead and try reaching me shorty

Aren't there requirements to be a hot white girl?
Always have a starbucks cup in hand, a MacBook in school, leggings whenever possible and an iPhone in hand at all times lol... you should already know this shit Lmfao!

[SoFeckinAddicted]

Hah don't doubt my skills. I'm a pro gymnast 😎

I just didn't know one thing? Jeez and I don't have a MacBook, what's my status?

[zorro8888]

Pro gymnast? Did you make it to the olympics though? So I'll run away and you chase me by doing tumbles <3

Damn let's see... you can't lose hotness and no MacBook... so we'll move you to the Hot Brazilian girl status lol!

[SoFeckinAddicted]

No I was going to but something happened and that was the end of that

haha can I still have Starbucks tho?

[zorro8888]

You being serious? That's pretty cool if you are lol

Ooh no, I'm gonna have to take away your Starbucks gold card (I feel you'd have one lol) but I can make you lattes/fraps lol I learn how to make my own when I figured out how good coffee was lol

[SoFeckinAddicted]

Yes for once haha but srsly I really wanted to be an Olympian but shit happens

You can't do that I lovvvvve Starbucks I think I have a gold card by the way I don't know

[zorro8888]

Yeah that was the only time I was unsure if you tried to be sarcastic or not lol... but hey at you have the talent and passion for something, to me that says a lot more about a person than a medal.

I guess I could make an exception for starbucks but you'd have to only buy their tea from now on lol... do I even want to know how much money you've always given that place haha

[SoFeckinAddicted]

I agree ❤️😘❤️😘

Lmfao ask my dad it's on his cc 😬😬

[zorro8888]

Every month when he gets the bill.."GET YOUR FECKIN BUTT IN HERE...$300 on CAWFEE, back in my day this was a luxury" lol

[SoFeckinAddicted]

Every time I make a purchase he gets an email 😹 Then he texts the family chat 'who keeps going to Starbucks' 😹 Omg its too funny. I'm still trying to figure out how to disable stupid emails

[zorro8888]

Hahaha he has to stay alert with you guys spending money, you'd need to log in to the credit card account and disable the notifications lol but I'm guessing he won't tell you the password randomly :P
Are you the youngest in your family?

[SoFeckinAddicted]

I can't do it through the Starbucks acct? They're the ones sending the notifications.
Nah I have a younger sis

[zorro8888]

Starbucks doesn't send notifications, just checked my account... pretty sure it would be his actual credit card notifications sending emails for all purchases "You just spent $x. xx at Starbucks"

Just don't tell her about gag, the site can't handle two of you on here haha... how old is she?

[SoFeckinAddicted]

Oh what a stupid credit card. I have to figure out a way to turn that off 😹

She'd never come on here lmao

[zorro8888]

Give the innocent eyes, tell him you want to learn more about building credit history and credit card statements then watch for the password haha ;P

[SoFeckinAddicted]

https://imgur.com/tPTSMOD wtf I don't live in Miami. Help meeeee

Lol it won't work. He always knows I'm up to something.

[zorro8888]

Lol maybe it's because it knows you're tired of freezing in NY... try clicking on the weather app on your home screen and adding your city manually.

Haha that's what you get for not being sweet 100% of the time lol

[SoFeckinAddicted]

I tried that lmao. Watch how I'll accidentally walk out in a bathing suit cause it says 85 degrees

He tells me that everyday 😑

[zorro8888]

Your location tracker on? Usually just updates periodically to see where you are unless you never had it on lol... yeah but I think you're just looking for any excuse to be in a bathing suit right now haha

Aww how cute lol... I told you to be nice to people haha
Whenever I call my mom just to see how she's doing... she's like "Okay what do you want now?" I'm like damn I just wanted to check up on you lol

[SoFeckinAddicted]

I don't know how to turn it on 😕 Lol

Hahahah! My dad says the sammmmmeee thing

[zorro8888]

I'm gonna end up making a book by the time you're done lol... click on settings, then find privacy, once you're in that click on location services, and scroll down to make sure the weather app says "always"
https://imgur.com/a/kPGK4

When are they going to realize we're perfect little angels 😇😬

[SoFeckinAddicted]

It worked!! Haha I love youuuuuuuu ❤️😘❤️😘❤️😘

Maybe when I have my own children

[zorro8888]

Haha awesome... so what's next, you want to learn how to take selfies... trick is to always do duck lips! <3

So how many of those are you planning to pop out lol... I'd say 2-3 for me but no more haha

[SoFeckinAddicted]

I actually just came back from my other grandma 👵 and ate sooo much https://imgur.com/PaNeC70 she's backwards. I'm like gram Thanksgiving was Thursday lmao
Dw I know how to take selfies ;)

Not more than 2-3. I want my body to stay hot. #shallowasf

[zorro8888]

Two thanksgivings... doesn't get any better lol 😂 what kind of food is that by the way, the bottom part lol
This was mine before they attacked everything in sight https://imgur.com/a/h3gyU

lol that's not shallow, how caring of you to want to stay hot for me 😘

[SoFeckinAddicted]

Lmfao it was turkey stuffing and broccoli. 😂😂

Aw sure ❤️ You know what always made me cringe? moms that would take their kids to the park and not be able to play with them cause they're too fat

[zorro8888]

Wait... people actually eat the stuffing? Lol I thought that was just to stuff the turkey haha... well in my defense I wasn't raised in the US 😬😬

Please make your sarcastic "sure" more believable next time.
I feel that cringe whenever I'm grocery shopping and you see those people using the electric shopping carts... like you're not handicapped just being lazy lol

[SoFeckinAddicted]

Wtfffff that's the best part! 😹 What a retard

Okay how's this 'surrrreeeee'?
Cringe asf 😣 Just gross

[zorro8888]

Bruh I came back to the US when I was 10 lol give me a break lol 😐

We're just going to have to take out he sure... say something from the heart haha
Since you're a workout addict lol How fit are you btw?

[SoFeckinAddicted]

That's 21 years ago not a good excuse.

Ok how bout 'you bet! 👍🏻'
Uhm wut htf do I answer a question like that? 😹😹

[zorro8888]

Don't add an extra 11 years to the situation haha

"you bet"? Wtf are we, old chums? haha... It has to be closer to "You know it" or "Fuck yeah!"
"I'm this fit" and then add a picture of the closest thing that resembles you haha

[SoFeckinAddicted]

lol it's only fair that way
No we're young. How about 'gosh darn it yes!'
Lol are you serious? I would say I'm similar to Gemma Atkinson

[SoFeckinAddicted]

Something like this with a smaller waist moejackson.com/.../...-vacation-in-june-adds-1.jpg

[zorro8888]

How is adding a decade to my life only fair haha... you would have me eat broccoli if I was at your place D:

Really... was it too hard for you to copy and paste my "Fuck yeah" haha
Of course I'm serious lol... didn't know who she was but fuck you can't look up that name without seeing a wall of boobs hahaha!

[SoFeckinAddicted]

Dude you're 21 jeez lmao and yes I would.

Sorry I don't speak that way.
Haha she's so fit I love her bod. She's tall tho:/ so my bod will never be like hers 😢

[zorro8888]

Oh gotcha lol I figured a gymnast would have legs similar to that.

[zorro8888]

"Sorry I don't speak that way." You curse for a living at this point haha
You can be her height with some 5 inch heels lol

[SoFeckinAddicted]

Excuse me? You fucking take that fucking back
well yeah I don't wear heels to the beach tho

[zorro8888]

Like you could do any feckin thing about it!
That sounds like a you problem... if you can't wear heels, find a gag dweller to carry you on his shoulders lol

[SoFeckinAddicted]

Don't doubt my skills Yo
Lmfaoo I don't want any of these nerdz touching me

[zorro8888]

Yeah wouldn't want you to type type fist emojis in the chat... that really scares me <3

Call it charity lol... I'd let you give me a piggyback ride any day

[SoFeckinAddicted]

I would t be able to lift you 😂
I think I'm going back to the phone store to change my phone

[zorro8888]

You got this... I'm 6'2 but I'll just hook my legs around haha
Already lol why do you want to change it?

[SoFeckinAddicted]

Lmfao that would look weird
I want a difficult

[zorro8888]

Hahaha but if we go to an EDM concert... you'd try to get on my shoulders huh? :P

Different*? lol which one do you want? What phone did you have before this by the way

[SoFeckinAddicted]

Oh you bet!

Omg sorry I was talking on the phone when I typed that. I want the same thing but I'm black. I had the 6 before

[zorro8888]

So I'm not one of those gag nerdz? but I didn't say you could get up there

Oh so you're black now? Haha I'm fucking with you lol

[SoFeckinAddicted]

No I wouldn't be talking to you if you were
And I'd just climb on you. I don't exactly as for permission
Lmfao omg! I meant in*** jeez

[zorro8888]

I was a basement dweller before you were born bro! lol... I'll get in an awkward position before you make it up there... I'm thinking twerk position?
Haha it was too funny to ignore.. oh she's black now lol!

[colourz]

the only milkshake that matters

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[Puppylove94]

1 scoop cookies and cream quest protein
1/4 tsp xantham gum
~3/4 cup water
1 stevia/Splenda
Some ice

Healthiest milkshake ever

[SoFeckinAddicted]

Is it good?

[Puppylove94]

Super good. It doesn't taste like an actual milkshake of course but if you make it when you're craving one... amazing.

[archiz]

yea strawberry and banana
was too lazy to prepare one so I just cut a banana and poured some honey on it :d

[Izumiblu]

i just polished off a chocolate milkshake about an hour ago

[UnderlyDedicated]

As long as it brings me to the yard so I can be like it's better then yalls

[Anonymous]

I'd like a couple of milkshakes, if you know what I mean 😏😏 #sorry lol

[SoFeckinAddicted]

I don't know what you mean

[Autumn-Bunny]

No but I want to smell like one... I need to get some conditioner but I'll have to wait until I go to work and get it.

[Triss]

I want a cakee 😐😐😐 a wedding cake with white creammm mmmmm

[WhereAmI]

Have you ever tried a Fribble from the restaurant Friendlies?

[CHARismatic110]

Well I do now lol. I don't need it tho.

[CodyfromFL]

Yes and I need a chocolate milkshake in my life ASAP!!!

[EmpatheticLady]

Oooh, a cookies 'n' cream milkshake would be good.

[SoFeckinAddicted]

I had one last night! 😛

[EmpatheticLady]

Where was mine? 😭 Gotta hook a girl up!

[SoFeckinAddicted]

I'm sorry! Rain check?

[EmpatheticLady]

Sounds good. I'll meet you halfway since I'm in Maryland. Haha.

[SoFeckinAddicted]

Oh man I'll carry it in a mini freezer so it doesn't melt

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[EmpatheticLady]

#beastmode

[TheAlphaWolf0225]

I'll make you a milk shake after...

[SoFeckinAddicted]

K it's after can I have one now?

[TheAlphaWolf0225]

I meant after we fuck

[SoFeckinAddicted]

So let's get to it

[TheAlphaWolf0225]

Nah, not till you give in and pm me

[SoFeckinAddicted]

Lol again with the conditions

[TheAlphaWolf0225]

My conditions my sweet 😘

[SoFeckinAddicted]

But I told you I don't like conditions

[TheAlphaWolf0225]

And I told you that that's how it works.

[RJGraveyTrain]

I'd stab a bitch for a milkshake right now.

[SoFeckinAddicted]

Aw man lmao

[teawrecks]

Had a milkshake for lunch it was 👌🏻

[SweetHomicidalQueen]

I want a chocolate frosty from Wendy's rn

[NyomiMcClinton]

Omg I so love milkshakes

[deraz24]

Yes but for me vanilla or caramel

[rubyrose83]

Well, I didn't but I do now!!!

[Luci92]

Oh yes please, preferably caramel

[Fiestyblackwidow]

Yes cookies n cream with whip cream on top!

[AhGojira]

Sure, you going to bring me one?

[SoFeckinAddicted]

No you can bring me one though

[AhGojira]

You ask if I want something and tell me to go get it for you... I don't think that's how it works...

[SoFeckinAddicted]

I wasn't offering to bring you one, just asking if you wanted

[AhGojira]

Do you want a million dollars?

[SoFeckinAddicted]

Sure

[AhGojira]

OK go get me a million dollars...

[SoFeckinAddicted]

No can do. Sorry

[BeautifulPromisesx]

I want a chocolate one.

[ASEXY]

Yeah, I would like strawberry banana milkshake

[SoFeckinAddicted]

Can you make me one?

[ASEXY]

Yeah, of course I can.

[SoFeckinAddicted]

Thanks. I'll be waiting.

[akadatank44]

Haven't had a milkshake in years but now I do!

[tricia103]

A vanilla milkshake would be nice right now 😍

[thatgurlyouhurt]

yess I want a chocolate milk shake 🍫

[hannahbanana11]

Haha, some people want my milkshake😂😏😏👅

[Anonymous]

I like some pussy juice with breast milk mmmmmm

[SoFeckinAddicted]

That sounds gross

[Anonymous]

I could make a strawberry smoothie if you'd like?

[SoFeckinAddicted]

Yes pls

[Opinion Owner]

Just for you m'lady

[SoFeckinAddicted]

K can I have it now?

[Opinion Owner]

Jeez you're pushy. How come we never talk about what I want?

[SoFeckinAddicted]

Cause what I want is what you want

[Opinion Owner]

Sooo... you want to give me $100? Mmmhmm I think that's what you really want to do right now.

[SoFeckinAddicted]

Who says I have 100 bucks?

[Opinion Owner]

I was going through your purse earlier. I saw the dough

[SoFeckinAddicted]

Dammit if you give me a back massage and milkshake it's a deal

[Opinion Owner]

Deal!

Fair warning, my fingers are cold.

[SoFeckinAddicted]

Warm them up then

[Opinion Owner]

Hold them for me!

[SoFeckinAddicted]

How bout no

[Opinion Owner]

This is why we go to couples therapy...

[SoFeckinAddicted]

Yeah it kinda sucks being in a relationship with a question mark

[Opinion Owner]

I've learned to live with it.

[SoFeckinAddicted]

I see. But I haven't.

[Opinion Owner]

:(

I know the first thing I'm bringing up when I see the therapist next time...

[SoFeckinAddicted]

Ok have fun

[Opinion Owner]

Only because you tell me to.

[ShayanMortazavi1998]

I like vanilla or chocolate milkshakes

[babeeeone]

I wanted one yesterday, not anymore though

[SlightlyCrazy]

Shamrock shakes need to be here
Or EGGNOG

[CaliSoccerGuy]

oh yes! Im making a smoothie soon myself

[OrangeBoy]

Yeah, do one for me also? : D

[SuitAndTie]

Just finished a vanilla milkshake meself

[Blitzkrieger]

Nah im good. I just had one earlier today.

[reixun]

I'm on a diet 😔

[SoFeckinAddicted]

Wtf why

[reixun]

I need to stop junk, I'm getting soft

[SoFeckinAddicted]

Work out. Don't diet

[reixun]

Diet is easier though and I like my body after

[SoFeckinAddicted]

But dieting won't tone you up

[reixun]

True I'll work out after I diet 😚

[SoFeckinAddicted]

-____- ok

[reixun]

Lmfaoo ❤️❤️

[SoFeckinAddicted]

Your pp is gorg by the way. You could model

[reixun]

Thank you babe 😂❤️❤️

[Yumix]

as if you'd need that...

[Youdoyouboo]

Yes but choc

[Nuala]

Yes...

[Theodorable]

Yes, but it is cold

[MaLifeBeLikeOooAaah]

Starbucks?

[SoFeckinAddicted]

No they don't have good ones

[MaLifeBeLikeOooAaah]

had this today

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[SoFeckinAddicted]

Wth is that

[MaLifeBeLikeOooAaah]

https://i.imgur.com/pTz5XSA.png

[SoFeckinAddicted]

Is it good?

[MaLifeBeLikeOooAaah]

Mhmm YOU bet! :p

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[Yumix]

nope, I'll pass

[Smmyskittles]

What?

[Yumix]

@Smmyskittles I SAID I'LL PASS!

[Smmyskittles]

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Muwhahaha! :*

[CorvetteGirl]

Yes!!!

[clampfan101]

Here. 🙂
🍓☕️

[legalboxers]

egg nog please

[BDJohnson]

Vanilla shake