Would you kiss an Octopus?

Question

Yes Octopus are good people too

No I am afraid it could kill me

Octopus are bad creatures they are Aliens UFO unidentified flying Octopus.

I like nice booty cheeks

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GirlGuy

Answer 1

Hannah_le

Explorer

If it’s friendship at first sight then yes I’ll give it a kiss and pet it’s slimy head.

Hannah_le

2 mo
Especially hank from dory

Answer 2

Hannah_le

Especially hank from dory

Answer 3

Wise4myage | 303 opinions shared on Food & Beverage topic.

Guru

No, but I've always been fascinated by Octopuses and how intelligent they are. The film Octopus My Teacher was cool.

Answer 4

Miristheiss | 238 opinions shared on Food & Beverage topic.

Guru

If somebody offers me some money... enough money... sure.

Just for the heck of it... no.

Answer 5

Sevenpointfive | 611 opinions shared on Food & Beverage topic.

Guru

maybe on the head. that mouth looks dangerous

blondfrog

2 mo
It would be like suction cups though dony you despect a powerful lip game?
Sevenpointfive

2 mo
it would be like kissing an asshole with a bone crushing beak
blondfrog

2 mo
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Sevenpointfive

2 mo
i had to do it for one of my classes in college

Answer 6

blondfrog

It would be like suction cups though dony you despect a powerful lip game?

Answer 7

Sevenpointfive

it would be like kissing an asshole with a bone crushing beak

Answer 8

blondfrog

How would you know?

Answer 9

Sevenpointfive

i had to do it for one of my classes in college

Answer 10

007kingifrit

Explorer

i like octopus but they are poisonous if they bite

blondfrog

2 mo
Really?
007kingifrit

2 mo
yea i saw a news story with some girl in a boat race in australia put one on her face to take a picture, bit her right in the face with its scary octopus beak.

then again that WAS australia so maybe a poor reference point

Answer 11

blondfrog

Really?

Answer 12

007kingifrit

yea i saw a news story with some girl in a boat race in australia put one on her face to take a picture, bit her right in the face with its scary octopus beak.

then again that WAS australia so maybe a poor reference point

Answer 13

Hangry22

Guru

And get a face job? Nope

Answer 14

maryisbreathing

Xper 6

I love octopuses but I’m not gonna kiss it

Answer 15

pigoat | 318 opinions shared on Food & Beverage topic.

Guru

No because i am the octopus named squidward

Answer 16

SystemOfTheMachine

Xper 6

Yes, right on the beak.

Answer 17

douride2 | 2.9K opinions shared on Food & Beverage topic.

Master

No thanks I would rather eat it.

Answer 18

GoodGuyBreakingBad | 3K opinions shared on Food & Beverage topic.

Master

Yes I would kiss a Octopus

Answer 19

COMMODOREII | 1.4K opinions shared on Food & Beverage topic.

Master

I would not harm an octopus.

Answer 20

NorthwestRider | 693 opinions shared on Food & Beverage topic.

Guru

Maybe and love to play chess with one

Answer 21

najekim | 316 opinions shared on Food & Beverage topic.

Yoda

As long it's not a Blue Ring Octopus.

Answer 22

QueenAsha2000_

Xper 1

I love octopuses, they are my favorite animal

007kingifrit

2 mo
mine too! floppy floppy spiders of the sea

Answer 23

007kingifrit

mine too! floppy floppy spiders of the sea

Answer 24

msc545 | 258 opinions shared on Food & Beverage topic.

Guru

Octopi are sentient creatures. Be nice to them.

Answer 25

colin77

Xper 7

Hell no...

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