If You Were A Robot What Would Your Favorite Soup Be?

Static_In_The_Attic

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If You Were A Robot What Would Your Favorite Soup Be?

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Gummy_Cluster Follow
Xper 6 Age: 26 , mho 47%

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I'm sorry that I can't come up with a clever soup name for this question, but I still want to tell you about something that Bubbles said.
Bubbles is the best character from the TV series, "Trailer Park Boys"
https://www.youtube.com/embed/FxBDUU_DDd8
When someone asks me a question that the answer is obviously a yes, then my reply is:
"Is a pig's ass pork?'
Fred: Gummy, would you like to win a million bucks?
Gummy: Is a pigs ass pork?
But Bubbles go-to line is better for your question.
Fred: Bubbles, would you like to win a million bucks"
Bubbles: Is the Tin Man's cock made of sheet metal?
OK, about the soup...
"Domo Arigato"

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- Static_In_The_Attic
  
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  https://youtu.be/Vsayg_S4pJg Bubbles reminds me of the stapler guy on office space. Thanks for sharing the best of bubbles.
  
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- Gummy_Cluster
  
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  I like that one, but you will love this one.
  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IkYUDQCYGHA
  
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Jessica405 Follow
Guru Age: 32 , mho 59%

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Mineral oil with chunky nuts. Preferably M10 or bigger. No bolts, though. They would screw me for sure.
Reminds me. A mad man had sex with a laundry woman, then ran away. Headline in newspaper read "nut screws washer and bolts".

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- Static_In_The_Attic
  
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  Something tells me we’re not talking about a robot’s favorite soup here! Hahaha. As for the headlines in my local paper they used to print headlines like that in the police blotter section.
  
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- humanearth
  
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  Okay, thats funnier then mine
  
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- Static_In_The_Attic
  
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  @humanearth yeah she’s good & her answer was well thought of & funny as well.
  
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humanearth Follow
Master Age: 58

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10w40 made by STP, best robot soup in the world
But I can't open the can, because they stopped making these in the 1980s
So please help a bot out, if you have one of these antique oil spouts. Please send it my way

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- Static_In_The_Attic
  
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  I’m surprised you didn’t say RF Burn Soup on this one & as for the can opener that’s an old one & if I happen to come across one I’ll save it for you. As for the STP oil, 15,000 miles, wow!
  
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- humanearth
  
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  I'm not all about radios
  
  As for the oil spout. I own 10 of them. There is a gas station here that still sells oil in the old fashion can
  
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- Likes2drive
  
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  I still have one of those spouts in my tool chest
  
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bean2k21 Follow
Guru Age: 45

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I imagine it would look something like Cheerios, but with another shape to make it binary. Unless it was a non-binary robot, but that would be rather useless, wouldn't it?

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Aerissa_Jade Follow
Guru Age: 25 , mho 58%

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Peppermint and Rum, isn't that what powers robots or was Bender wrong?

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- Static_In_The_Attic
  
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  That can power humans as well. Nice!
  
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Shedzij567 Follow
Explorer Age: 27

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Why would anyone think about bs like this, Also robots have a favourite soup.
Did your mom change your diaper today?

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- Static_In_The_Attic
  
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  A question is a question & what may be bs to some might not be bs to others & as you can see people actually took the time to answer this bs question.
  
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- Gummy_Cluster
  
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  What a rude ass you are. It's a clever question. People like you are why the site is almost dead.
  
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lalaloveee Follow
Xper 5 Age: 27 , mho 41%

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A bowl of screws, machine oil instead of milk.

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- Static_In_The_Attic
  
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  Talk about the breakfast of champions!
  
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Paul_in_Indy Follow
Yoda Age: 40 , mho 35%

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Alpha Bits Soup. It is a tomato soup with noodles shaped like all the characters of the alphabet: 1 and 0.

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RavVid Follow
Master Age: 33

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378 opinions shared on Food & Beverage topic.

I think a slightly warm bowl of light machine would be my fav. Maybe a small amount of olive oil in it for flavor.

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AmandaYVR Follow
Master Age: 53 , mho 69%

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Alphabet Soup. Cause everyone wants to communicate.

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purplepoppy Follow
InfluencerMaster Age: 26

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2.3K opinions shared on Food & Beverage topic.

Clamp chowder

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- Static_In_The_Attic
  
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  That sounds tasty & the robot would be shitting circuit boards after that.
  
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- collie22
  
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  Funny I was thinking along those line's 😅
  
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PainusNdeeAnus Follow
Xper 6 Age: 27

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“I am Bender please insert liquor”

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serious_miss419 Follow
Xper 7 Age: 37

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11D40 with hearty 11mm and 10mm chunks and a good glass of def fluid to wash it down

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NathanDavis Follow
Master Age: 35 , mho 33%

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3.2K opinions shared on Food & Beverage topic.

BinarySoup... of course

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- Static_In_The_Attic
  
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  Yes! 0101010101011010101010101010
  
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shortster Follow
Master Age: 42

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963 opinions shared on Food & Beverage topic.

Something salty. Also, how do you know that I am not a robot?

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FreyaRed Follow
Master Age: 25 , mho 45%

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2.4K opinions shared on Food & Beverage topic.

Engine block broth

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- Static_In_The_Attic
  
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  That sounds delicious & if I were a robot I would totally have a bowl or three.
  
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PBandJ_Nerd Follow
Guru Age: 27 , mho 51%

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2.6K opinions shared on Food & Beverage topic.

Potato soup or broccoli cheddar soup.

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- Static_In_The_Attic
  
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  That sounds yummy to humans as well.
  
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- PBandJ_Nerd
  
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  I love the second one with saltine crackers. A robot would probably make more of a mess while eating those though.
  
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jennifer_bloom Follow
Master Age: 41 , mho 65%

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3.3K opinions shared on Food & Beverage topic.

Tomato and egg soup

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- Static_In_The_Attic
  
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  With the egg shells of course.
  
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AviatorTom Follow
Master Age: 59

+1 y
3K opinions shared on Food & Beverage topic.

Oil... 5W40 (synthetic)

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- Static_In_The_Attic
  
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  Synthetic soup you can call it & robots need their lube.
  
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rosemilk Follow
Guru Age: 35 , mho 36%

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834 opinions shared on Food & Beverage topic.

tomato bisque

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Ms_Facesitter Follow
Guru Age: 32

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Data, got to take over the world one day!

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SnowedIn Follow
Master Age: 52 , mho 37%

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Mobil One.

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- Static_In_The_Attic
  
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  Lube it up & I wonder if they will ever make a Mobil two.
  
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- SnowedIn
  
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  Wouldn't be surprised if they have it and they don't see it. Planned obselescence and all that. Dovetails into a story from my youth.
  
  My mom took me to Sedona, Arizona, and we did a tour in the Pink Jeeps. I was talking with the drivers and they told me they had an arrangement with Goodyear. Goodyear would send them tires free of charge to drive around the red rock country. They'd return them after three months and Goodyear would incorporate lessons learned, etc. One time they got a set. Used for three months. Literally zero wear. Six months. Zero wear. Was told to keep for a year. Zero wear. Sent them back. That group of tires never made it to market.
  
  I bet there is a Mobil Two.
  
  (And, if you think about it, Mobil teamed up with GE and Boeing for the oil for the 787 flight that went 17 hours.)
  
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call_me_scar Follow
Guru Age: 27

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615 opinions shared on Food & Beverage topic.

Human

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- Static_In_The_Attic
  
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  The Terminator!
  
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Likes2drive Follow
Master Age: 59

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1.6K opinions shared on Food & Beverage topic.

WD-40

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- Static_In_The_Attic
  
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  Water Displacement, 40th formula absolutely wonderful.
  
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- humanearth
  
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  I got all you beat
  
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- Likes2drive
  
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  Yeah, you’d be surprised how few people know what that really even means and just yesterday I told the guy in the bike shop what it meant and he never heard that before
  
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NostalgiaSenpi Follow
Explorer Age: 35

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Nuts and bolts

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OddBeMe Follow
Master Age: 42

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531 opinions shared on Food & Beverage topic.

Frozen so it doesn’t short circuit me.

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TheMoreMiffed Follow
Xper 4 Age: 35

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Tirshik

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- Static_In_The_Attic
  
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  That would probably short circuit the robot because it wouldn’t know how to process such a good dish.
  
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- TheMoreMiffed
  
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  Check on Google
  
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BCA6010 Follow
Master Age: 34 , mho 38%

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Meatbags.

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TacosRAwesome Follow
Master Age: 36

+1 y
508 opinions shared on Food & Beverage topic.

Minestrone

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Aiko_E_Lara Follow
Master Age: 28

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1.5K opinions shared on Food & Beverage topic.

Mer-curry soup

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- Aiko_E_Lara
  
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  Another one would be RAM-en
  
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