In the UK, Marks and Spencer has issued an apology after putting daffodils next to spring onions (scallions) under a sign that said "eat well". Unfortunately, daffodils are poisonous.
Now I've done a bit of googling and found that supermarket are warned to keep daffodils away from vegetables because people are dumb. It's not hard to find examples of people who have eaten them and ended up in hospital.
Now we all know GAG is the site where people ask questions like "Where do things go when I close my eyes?" and "why hasn't my goldfish drunk all its water?" so I thought this is the ideal place to find the type of people who would eat daffodils.
So confession time have you eaten them?
I've eaten daffodils
I know someone who's eaten them
I don't care what doctors say I'll never stop eating them
You say "GAG is the site where people ask questions like "Where do things go when I close my eyes?"" But I have searched for such an answer and couldn't find it.
I assume it's a question you posted that nobody could answer, and you deleted it later.
Let me answer it then.
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Before my Nan died I used to collect Daffodil's for her to make wine with, I'm not sure if the 2 things are related but then I also don't know where you go when I close my eyes either, I simply do not care what you do.
I think you're right, purplepoppy. Scallions are the same as green onions. Sometimes Americans call them chives, but chives are actually different. They taste the same, but don't have bulbous roots. Nevertheless, even though we say "baked potatoes with chives", what is served are green onions.
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