
My boyfriend offered to give me a cream pie, but it just sounds weird. I like apple pie. Have you ever made a cream pie?


I'll BET your boyfriend would like to give you a cream pie. Many, many cream pies. LOL
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I like apple pie very much. Washington State apples, however.
I do make cream pies. Often. I prefer chocolate cream pie but that usually makes a bigger mess, so I just go with natural.
It was nice of your boyfriend to offer, though. He sounds thoughtful.
Washington specializes in Apples, and Idaho specializes in potatoes. It's good to focus on just one thing, and do it well. If making cream pies is your specialty, focus on that.
Yes, but don't try and be a jack of all trades.
That's so sweet of her. My brother's friend and his dog's name is jack. Both Jack and my brother's dog love when you throw the Frisbee in the lake. They both labs, and they were designed to retrieve. Bailey brings it back to you as fast as she can, because she likes you to throw it again so she jump off the dock, again. But Jack has his own game. He challenges you to chase him and get the Frisbee back. If you corner Jack on the dock, he will jump on other peoples boats to evade you.
So now you look around and are nervous that someone might see. Now you have to keep it on the down low, and yell: "Jack... off. JACK OFF. JACK OFF."
Too bad the men in black kidnapped the Monke. I wonder if he likes apple pie.
I think you're right. I bet Chrissy had a hard time keeping Jack off. And Janet, also.
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Iām not really that crazy about cream pies. They just donāt make sense⦠the cream gets everywhere, your cookies brake⦠then you have cream all over your face and your hands⦠when all you wanted was the cream in your mouth⦠I much prefer apple pie! Lol!
I mean at least he is thinking of good gifts though!!
It's the thought that counts.
Your question brings back very good memories of my youth with my elder brother and younger sister.
One summer day, we were all at my grandmother's place and she had baked a cream pie that was to be served with tea later in the afternoon.
My brother had other ideas about that cream pie. We had just seen the movie with Emma Thompson and Colin Firth called Nanny McPhee. Towards the end of that movie, during the marriage ceremony, there was a generalized cream pie fight among the guests of that wedding.
Needless to say that we did get our cream pie fight as well, to the dismay of my grandmother that did not understand what everything was all about. We had great fun but needed to explain to our mother why we were covered with whipped cream...
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I love the oatmeal cream pies and woopie pies, much better than those hand pies. Even though they're technically more of a cookie sandwich than a pie, still delicious!
Those in the pic are peanut butter oatmeal.
I've never had pb ones before, just oatmeal. But I'm sure they taste wonderful. The cream looks very fluffy and mallowy.
But we definitely know I'd probably be eating it like crazy if I tried it. lol
That's the problem; some things are too good.
I will give you creampies, glazed buns, and fertilizer.
Don't ask me where the fertilizer came from... it just happens.
I heard the Chinese bought up all the fertilizer.
That might be why the Chinese seem to love me so much. Ni how and kawaii... Don't know what it means... Butt I get it a lot.
That reminds me of Wayne's World.
At the Chinese restaurant he ordered: Cream uv sum yung gai.
i like the oatmeal cream pies by little debbie
Yummy!
Yes, they are delicious but to be honest I actually prefer custard pies.
Custard sounds good.
No. I just get little Debbie's.
I've made Key lime pies.
Those are good.
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Yeah, they're great but, I'm not sure how to make them. It has something to do with mixing whipped cream into a bowl of pudding and pouring that into the crust BUT, I'm PRETTY SURE that's NOT the kind of creampie he's talking about!
I would love to lick one. Um never maybe 3 bbcs could help
I'm not a fan of Boston Creampie. They don't taste right
If my boyfriend said that as a break up statement I'd say to him to grab those cream pies and put it up in his ass
sounds good but never had one
These were the peanut butter oatmeal kind.
They are kind of cheap
The only thing better than FREE is CHEAP.
I like cream pies lol
A lot of guys like to make them.
Funny 😂
Wow, someone with an actual brain who can spot a joke! lol
Let me think for a minute
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Retard that is far to stupid to see a sarcastic joke, be gone. I'm just glad that not everyone is as stupid as you.
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