My boyfriend offered to give me a cream pie, but it just sounds weird. I like apple pie. Have you ever made a cream pie?

[MuskratLove]

[Lliam]

I'll BET your boyfriend would like to give you a cream pie. Many, many cream pies. LOL

[MuskratLove]

You're one of the very few who can spot a joke. Thanks for being brainy.

[Lliam]

I'll bet you can really make his banana cream. 🤣🤣🤣

[MuskratLove]

I'm getting better at it. Practice makes perfect.

[Lliam]

Indeed. Practice, practice, practice. 😁

[MuskratLove]

Fred: Excuse me, do you know how I can get to Carnegie Hall?
Liam: Yeah, you just have to keep practicing!

[Lliam]

It's the key to everything in life, right?
And practice isn't work at all if you are passionate and enjoy what you are doing.

[MuskratLove]

Absolutely!

[Lliam]

Well keep practicing. 😃
And thanks for the MHO.

[MuskratLove]

You're most welcome.

[riverrat3]

Lmao

[AFretiredTXn]

As a kid my dad taught us how to trap Muskrats, skin them and sell the furs. (late 1950s--mid 60s). Rural area sml rivers and creeks and ponds.

[MuskratLove]

Riv
There's a sports bar where I live called the "Slow Pitch." I'm not a physicist, but I don't think it would be possible to pitch a ball slow enough for this crowd.

[AFretiredTXn]

Can we PM?

[MuskratLove]

@AFretiredTXn
I just like to stay out on the open forum and jump around.

[riverrat3]

@MuskratLove thanks

[MuskratLove]

You're welcome.

[SnowedIn]

I like apple pie very much. Washington State apples, however.

I do make cream pies. Often. I prefer chocolate cream pie but that usually makes a bigger mess, so I just go with natural.

It was nice of your boyfriend to offer, though. He sounds thoughtful.

[MuskratLove]

Washington specializes in Apples, and Idaho specializes in potatoes. It's good to focus on just one thing, and do it well. If making cream pies is your specialty, focus on that.

[SnowedIn]

I think as far as cream pies are concerned one might be able to have more than one discipline, don't you agree?

[MuskratLove]

Yes, but don't try and be a jack of all trades.

[SnowedIn]

I agree with you about that. Mrs. Snow often calls me jackass. I'll stick with that.

[MuskratLove]

That's so sweet of her. My brother's friend and his dog's name is jack. Both Jack and my brother's dog love when you throw the Frisbee in the lake. They both labs, and they were designed to retrieve. Bailey brings it back to you as fast as she can, because she likes you to throw it again so she jump off the dock, again. But Jack has his own game. He challenges you to chase him and get the Frisbee back. If you corner Jack on the dock, he will jump on other peoples boats to evade you.
So now you look around and are nervous that someone might see. Now you have to keep it on the down low, and yell: "Jack... off. JACK OFF. JACK OFF."

Too bad the men in black kidnapped the Monke. I wonder if he likes apple pie.

[SnowedIn]

What a wonderful thing that your brother's friend is so thoughtful to focus on keeping Jack off from the boats.

Chrissy never did that. :(

Monke... hmmmm... he's a red-blooded man. I predict he likes BOTH the apple pie and cream pies.

[MuskratLove]

I think you're right. I bet Chrissy had a hard time keeping Jack off. And Janet, also.

[SnowedIn]

Chrissy wanted sex at age 12. In the stall where her horse was kept. It was all a bit much. She settled for hands.🙈😲

[MuskratLove]

I did not know that. This site is turning out to be so very educational.

[SnowedIn]

That really is the blessing of GaG when you're not gagging. One can learn so many things.

[MuskratLove]

It takes a lot to not gag on GAG. What does it mean?

[SnowedIn]

@muskratlove... I realize this is your first day on GaG, but do you sense a childishness and immaturity about much of what you read here. I sure do.

[MuskratLove]

Childishness and immaturity is a complete understatement. I'm arguing with a guy right now that said that Republicans are against free speech. This was based on ONE Republican. So if one Republican says or does something, suddenly he Republicans. His beef was that DeSantis wants paid bloggers who are slamming him, to register with the state.

OK, so I used to comment on news sites. I met three paid posters, and their job was to slam Trump. They got paid per post, and other criteria. It turns out that they didn't believe a word of what they were saying, and they were nice guys. It was just an easy gig, and they didn't even have to leave the house. They just typed like you and I are doing, and they made a little bit above minimum. They have no clue who they are working for, and the money just goes in their PayPal accounts. So, knowing that, and that it's a thing, I can spot them on this site. Soros paid people to riot, so I don't know why people can't imgine him paying people to post against his enemies.

So I'm basically saying, this site is also filled with people dumber than dryer lint.

[SnowedIn]

"... dumber than dryer lint". I like that. DL for short.

Yeah, I just got blocked by a girl. Like, her profile age says 20 but she doesn't have that maturity. Sad, really. She's very smart. She just couldn't communicate above an 8th grade level. Oh well. Her loss.

[MuskratLove]

Do you know why she blocked you?

[SnowedIn]

Not specifically, no. Until about a week ago, we had been speaking fairly regularly. Then, after getting back with an ex, she decided we shouldn't talk. Okay. Then today, she sent me a weird message about two bears and about taking cruises. I asked how she was doing. The response was "I said that's all I was going to say". To which I asked, "The why did you send the message?" The reply was repeating that her intent was to send that last message. Shortly thereafter block. smh.

It's this sort of childishness that's dividing the country. Not Democrat or Republican. It's that we can't -- won't -- talk.

[Wish4UrB00ty]

I’m not really that crazy about cream pies. They just don’t make sense… the cream gets everywhere, your cookies brake… then you have cream all over your face and your hands… when all you wanted was the cream in your mouth… I much prefer apple pie! Lol!
I mean at least he is thinking of good gifts though!!

[MuskratLove]

It's the thought that counts.

[SueShe]

Your question brings back very good memories of my youth with my elder brother and younger sister.

One summer day, we were all at my grandmother's place and she had baked a cream pie that was to be served with tea later in the afternoon.

My brother had other ideas about that cream pie. We had just seen the movie with Emma Thompson and Colin Firth called Nanny McPhee. Towards the end of that movie, during the marriage ceremony, there was a generalized cream pie fight among the guests of that wedding.

Needless to say that we did get our cream pie fight as well, to the dismay of my grandmother that did not understand what everything was all about. We had great fun but needed to explain to our mother why we were covered with whipped cream...

[D_Bone_Steak]

I think I'm now your fanboy...😂

[IStrokeItOften]

Needless to say, @SueShe has avoided the pitfalls of the self stimulation so rampant among the ruling elite class of today’s youth. Tell me what is so invigorating about the shameful manipulations and machinations of one’s genitals in order to achieve temporary neuronal activation in the ostensible pleasure centers of the brain?

[PBandJ_Nerd]

I love the oatmeal cream pies and woopie pies, much better than those hand pies. Even though they're technically more of a cookie sandwich than a pie, still delicious!

[MuskratLove]

Those in the pic are peanut butter oatmeal.

[PBandJ_Nerd]

I've never had pb ones before, just oatmeal. But I'm sure they taste wonderful. The cream looks very fluffy and mallowy.

[PBandJ_Nerd]

But we definitely know I'd probably be eating it like crazy if I tried it. lol

[MuskratLove]

That's the problem; some things are too good.

[D_Bone_Steak]

I will give you creampies, glazed buns, and fertilizer.

Don't ask me where the fertilizer came from... it just happens.

[MuskratLove]

I heard the Chinese bought up all the fertilizer.

[D_Bone_Steak]

That might be why the Chinese seem to love me so much. Ni how and kawaii... Don't know what it means... Butt I get it a lot.

[MuskratLove]

That reminds me of Wayne's World.

At the Chinese restaurant he ordered: Cream uv sum yung gai.

[rosemilk]

i like the oatmeal cream pies by little debbie

[MuskratLove]

Yummy!

[Sun_Kim-Ai]

Yes, they are delicious but to be honest I actually prefer custard pies.

[MuskratLove]

Custard sounds good.

[ChiTown33]

No. I just get little Debbie's.

I've made Key lime pies.

[MuskratLove]

Those are good.

[Surely]

I knew what you were referring to. Just didn’t have a good cum back!

[MuskratLove]

You "seasoned" fellers always have a good cum back. That's not just because you've been around the block a time or two, it's because you bought the T-Shirt and wore it out.

Young GAG bucks = Anger, sluts, whores, scum bags

Seasoned GAG dudes = c'est la vie, Que Sera Sera, who gives a flying fuck.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xZbKHDPPrrc

[FunkyMonkee]

Yeah, they're great but, I'm not sure how to make them. It has something to do with mixing whipped cream into a bowl of pudding and pouring that into the crust BUT, I'm PRETTY SURE that's NOT the kind of creampie he's talking about!

[wannabeCuck]

I would love to lick one. Um never maybe 3 bbcs could help

[QuietRunner]

I'm not a fan of Boston Creampie. They don't taste right

[Minahh]

If my boyfriend said that as a break up statement I'd say to him to grab those cream pies and put it up in his ass

[boobliker]

sounds good but never had one

[MuskratLove]

These were the peanut butter oatmeal kind.

[Iron_Man]

They are kind of cheap

[MuskratLove]

The only thing better than FREE is CHEAP.

[Iron_Man]

You can eat it I just don’t think It’s high quality you have one and that’s it like no big deal.

[Adogdog]

I like cream pies lol

[MuskratLove]

A lot of guys like to make them.

[Adogdog]

Hahaha

[collie22]

Funny 😂

[MuskratLove]

Wow, someone with an actual brain who can spot a joke! lol

[collie22]

Send me some jokes if you have some, I loved the first one 😂

[MuskratLove]

Let me think for a minute

[Summeroflove]

Troll be gone

[MuskratLove]

Retard that is far to stupid to see a sarcastic joke, be gone. I'm just glad that not everyone is as stupid as you.