What do you think of my evening breakfast?

[purplepoppy]

I don't usually do these type of questions so don't expect another. It's not a full breakfast because I didn't have all the ingredients so it's a half arsed breakfast cooked and eaten in the evening.
3 sweet chilli sausages
3 slice of Bacon
2 eggs
3 lavercakes (seaweed and oats for carbs)

[BoobSlayer]

Let me first congratulate you on your groundbreaking idea to post a picture of the food you're eating on social media. That said, when it comes to fried eggs and other delicious treats, I'm always up for that. But you know what else I love? Boobs. Boobies, melons, tits, milkers, chesticles, honkers, bazoombas, coconuts, fiery biscuits, cantaloupes, and boom booms—I'm a big fan of all of them. When you combine my favorite food with my favorite body parts, you get a snack that's both delicious and delightful. Your jugs are like two fried eggs on a plate, just waiting to be devoured. If I were invited to your home for fried eggs, I'd also bring along my appetite for melons and enjoy every bite. So if you're willing to fry up some eggs and let me admire your coconuts, then I'm ready whenever you are!

[WilmaReportu]

You are out of line and I will not stand for this.

[Kingofkings1992]

Lmao

[WhiteBoyChill]

😂😂😂

[joeND]

Best egg ever. Put butter in a pan on medium heat, put 2 frozen slices of bread in the pan you will cook them 5 min on each side. After you flip them put an egg in the same pan. Cook egg 3 min and flip. Put 1 slice cheese on each slice of the bread, cook egg 1 more minute min and put egg on the bread and it is done. The butter will be infused in the bread unlike putting cold butter on toast.

[PBandJ_Nerd]

I think it looks delicious! I've never had a breakfast that looks like that, but I'm sure it's hearty.

[Anonymous]

What no potato bread, mushrooms or beans? At home it's potato bread rather than the black pudding

[goaded]

If you'd posted that last night while I was starving myself before a check-up I'd have been really angry. Now, I'm just really hungry. Looks good!

[AviatorTom]

Everything looks good, tasty, and good for you, with the possible exception of the lavercakes. But if you like them, that's fine.

[Jersey2]

We call that brinner which is a concatenation of BReakfast and dINNER. It looks great. I bet you are relaxed after eating it.

[HippieVeganJewslim]

Quite toxic and harmful to those dead animals, but why callst Thou that Thy breakfast? If it’s eaten at evening, surely it’s supper! If it’s on a fasting day (Arafah?), that’s OK; it’s the meal BREAKing the FAST.

[mstbooblover]

Not sure this kind of evening "breakfast" should be recommended ;0) Too rich and a bit too much fat, no?

[Likes2drive]

Looks like the gingerbread man made with pork and eggs

[FreyaRed]

I prefer one big sausage instead of three small ones.

[WhiteBoyChill]

Would you prefer my big sausage?

[FreyaRed]

@WhiteBoyChill Nope. Sausage is only one criterion among many others. You have to play with your sausage alone, but don't forget to wash your hands and your sausage when you're done. lol

[WhiteBoyChill]

Lol you got me there

[BoopBoopBeep]

I would take a punch to the face to be able to eat that again.

[EmmaMary]

@purplepoppy

I've only to pop over the border to join you! x

[MementoMori777]

nice presentation, you woulsve had more space if you scrambled the eggs

[gothbxtch]

i don’t like sausages or bacon, but the eggs look good! i’ve never had lavercakes, but i love oats and dried seaweed so it would probably be yummy!

[GoodGuyBreakingBad]

Oh, yes, that looks so good.

[Sparkie460]

It all looks good except the lavercakes. It doesn't sound appealing to me but whatever floats your boat.

[Iron_Man]

What are those crunchy things?

[Iron_Man]

Not the bacon

[purplepoppy]

Lavercakes just squash seaweed puree and oats together then fry them and serve with bacon. Goes good in a burger too

[Iron_Man]

Nice sounds good my eyes must be tired because at first I thought you said cat but you said oats lol

[whirled_up_girl]

It looks really good!

[SnowedIn]

I hope you're ready to share!

[dreamstar72]

Looks delicious well except for the lavercakes.

[exitseven]

it looks good but is kind of a lot.

[In_Trance]

where's the blood pudding?

[purplepoppy]

Sadly unavailable

[Anonymous]

Mmm, breakfast.

[Awantika03]

Not my choice

Evening breakfast 😂

[Kathy1983]

Looks delicious I also could eat breakfast daily.

[EaterPeter]

Wrong kind of sausage baby

[Jerre]

Sure looks good!

[squirt_inducer_man]

Garbage! Not healthy at all.

[dsrice10]

I love it, it looks very good.

[Agape93]

Looks good 👍

[sheenagwapa]

yum!

[LavLavLuv]

Oh yum

[Adogdog]

Look great!

[jimmy2]

Yummy yummy