12 things you're allowed to do ONLY when you are drunk

[Anonymous]

1) Posting a blurry duckface selfie on Instagram

Feeling like Kim Kardashian and realizing later that you looked more like a real duck.

2) Sharing private/embarrassing information on Facebook AND Twitter

Because making an ass of yourself on one social network wasn't enough.

3) Forgetting to call your friend (the one who's always lost) and not giving a f*ck about it

And ignoring her later (yes, it's bad!)

4) Making friends in the bathroom

Spending half of the night in a smelly room with strangers. (who eventually become your bffs for the rest of the night)

5) Making plans that you're never going to remember (with strangers...AGAIN!)

Of course I'm available tomorrow for brunch, a picnic and a hike! Who are you again?

6) Falling asleep in the middle of a conversation

No comment needed.

7) Having a philosophical conversation with the cab driver

"Are you happy in your life? Place your level of happiness on a scale of 1 to 10. What's happiness after all..."

8) Speaking a foreign language and thinking you're perfectly bilingual

"Si si, hablo España very bien amigo!"

9) Eating a huge pizza at 4am

And ice cream, and chips, and cookies, and candy, and...WAIT! Is that another pizza?!

10) Walking barefoot on the street

And going to bed without washing your feet! :)

11) Making declarations of love to those who are willing to listen to you

Even to people that you don't really appreciate when you're sober (Yes, I'm talking about your ex)

12) Confiding in strangers and ending up crying

"No one can understand the distress that has haunted me since the death of Jon Snow. Why? Why? WHY?". Zero dignity.

[Anonymous]

This is awesome!!

Love the matching pictures too. Very well written inspirational take!

Could you check out mine pls?

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[Queen_naki5]

Thanks for the good laugh!! I've actually had some really stimulating conversations with taxi drivers while sober. I even got a discount for telling him he had a nice smile 😄

[KAZ-2Y5]

amazing my take party hard!
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[MusicMayhem]

13. Not giving a spoiler warning for GoT. Arggggghhhhh I just started season 3. So yeah thanks

[Anonymous]

Gotta say pretty good list. Nothing serious or really bad here lol

[Anonymous]

Being drink is no excuse for anything period, you choose to get drunk hence your are fully responsible for whatever you are doing (including consensual sex by the way).

[Anonymous]

Yep, yep, and yep, couldn't add anything else! Well done :)

[Anonymous]

How come this never happens at my high school parties?

[HollywoodGlam]

Amazing take!!! Haha :-P

[Octavius]

I mostly just screw with people when I'm drunk.

[AlwaysBelieving]

I've done some of those SOBER.

[ellaellita]

So true omg!!

[R3d_Anonymous]

lol you actually do these things?