Women are like colleges, they want someone they just don’t know who it will be!

As a single guy there is something you need to know.

Women do want sex, and all women without any problems will get all the sex they want every year. Period. Will it be with you? That’s the question.

Women are like colleges, they want someone they just don’t know who it will be!

Women are like colleges. Every year, colleges need to fill up their freshman class. It isn’t optional, if they don’t they go out of business and shut the doors.

Take Stanford University for example. Every year Stanford invites 2,000 new undergraduate students into the university. If they don’t admit enough, they go to the waitlist because no matter what they need 2,000 new students.

Well, Stanford gets 40,000 applications for 2,000 spots; that’s 20 offers for each opening. That’s not unlike women in search of sex, relationships or anything relating to physical *and* emotional intimacy.

They do get an overwhelming amount of interest and let’s face it: they couldn’t service all of those men even if the wanted to and tried. They simply couldn’t keep up. There’s not enough women to go around.

Stanford might want to admit all 40,000 applicants, say, but they don’t have the space for them. They simply don’t have enough beds. They just don’t. They couldn’t even if they wanted too. And even if they strictly used a gpa cutoff of, say, students with 3.9 gpa’s or higher, there would still be well over 2,000 applicants with gpa’s 3.9 or higher. This is true even if we also demanded perfect SAT scores. So what do they do?

Well they practice holistic admissions with affirmative action. Well guess what — so do women.

They understand they have a limited ability to do all the guys interested that she is also interested in back. She knows that there are only 365 days in a year and only 80 years of life, and many days of the year are spent at work earning money. Meaning her free time for intimacy is on very short supply. So she practices a holistic choosing process. Where she might try a handful of different guys for different reasons — a few of different races, some rich, some poor. Some funny, some athletic and some bold and striking. Not at all unlike how colleges build their incoming classes.

This is why there is no magic bullet or formula for attraction. But there is such a thing as more competitive applicants and less competitive applicants. The student with a 2.0 gpa is almost certainly hopeless. Unless maybe they’re Native American.

In the same way, a fat guy with rotting teeth is almost certainly hopeless, unless maybe he’s mega rich as in multiple billions.

But, if that 2.0 student were able to bring the gpa up to a 3.6, well now they’ve got a real chance depending on what else they bring to the table.

In the same way, if that fat guy got in shape and acquired solid dental insurance he’d now become a more competitive prospect to a lot of women out there. And sometimes all it takes is a healthy dose of good mood and a gym membership, plus a haircut and a wardrobe makeover for a guy to suddenly become a better ‘catch.’

So, as many of us on this site seem to have gone to college — this should make some sense to you. Women are like colleges. You just need to become a better applicant if you want to be with one.

Women are like colleges, they want someone they just don’t know who it will be!
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