Here's what I think:
Abigail/Abby - Likely has low self esteem, despite her looks. Likely to date nerds and geeks for the easy morale boost.
Allison/Alison - Sarcastic and often times cranky. The type to date bad types of men do to a fear of commitment.
Amanda - The ultimate bratty girl. Looks like Velma, acts like Daphne.
Amber - The fake lipstick lesbian type. The type attracted to bad/mischievous dates. (Amber Heard.)
Ashley - The popular girl in high school. A bitch in angel's clothing. The Mila Kunis type.
Becky/Rebecca - Obsessed with textspeak and hashtags. The Brittany Snow type.
Brooke - The "good girl." The type to Friendzone any and every guy who isn't a Chad. The Alexandra Daddario type.
Brittany/Britney - Short, average build, slutty, boring as fuck to talk to. (Britney Spears.)
Caitlin/Caitlyn/Kaitlin - May sometimes be smarter than she lets on, and pretends to be dumb just to play people. The Scarlett Johannson type.
Claire - Likely unpopular and hates other girls. Potentially artistic. Could be an easy date for a lonely guy. The Taylor Swift type.
Christina - Cute blonde. Loves drama and attention, despite what she says. Likely to be the angelic girlfriend when you first meet her and the ex-from-hell the last time you see her. (Christina Aguilera.)
Deanna - The type who takes no crap from no one, despite being like five feet tall. Likely from Brooklyn or Queens if a New Yorker. The Michelle Rodriguez type.
Ellie - Tomboyish. Sarcastic. Probably a lesbian. (The Last of Us.)
Emily/Emma - Adorkable type who tries to get along with everyone. (Emma Stone.)
Felicia - Has resting bitch face. Likely an obnoxious feminist. The Brie Larson type.
Grace - Short, ugly, somewhat overweight. Potentially wears glasses. Not pleasant to be around and definitely a bitch feminist, hence the ironic name. The Lena Dunham type.
Hannah - Extremely hard to talk to though and borderline special-needs. The Kate Upton type.
Heather - Always blonde. High maintenance and potentially from a wealthy family. Very boring. The Gwenyth Paltrow type.
Hillary - Short, blonde, perky, very cute. Likely to be a slutty Christian girl. (Hillary Duff)
Ilena/Elena - Likely from Russia or East Europe. Unappreciated in her homeland, a nine or ten in the US/Canada.
Jennifer - Honey blonde hair and medium height. The big sister of a Jessica or a Sarah. Likely an environmentalist or vegetarian. Usually boring.
Jessica - Light blonde hair and medium height.Average stature, average size, average build, cute face, long brown hair. As average as you can get.
Jill - Decent sense of humor; funnier than most girls (but not "funny"). Nice girl, but sluttier than you'd expect. The Karen Gillan type.
Katie/Kate - Big boobs. The cheerleader type. Sweet and nice, but like talking to a jar of mayonnaise. Despite being nice, mainly goes after 'bad boys.' The Selena Gomez type.
Karen - Aggressive, moody, and entitled. Always complaining about something and thinks the world revolves around her. Likely to "ask for your manager" if she doesn't get her exact way with everything.
Kelly - Blonde, skinny, medium stature, extremely dumb. See "Barbie Blank/Kelly Kelly" or Christina Applegate in "Married With Children."
Laura/Lauren - Likely from the Northeast US (Boston). Pretty ordinary and somewhat shy. A LOT less funny than she thinks she is. (Lauren Graham)
Leslie - Likely going to be masculine, butch, or androgynous. Unpleasant to be around and/or boring. Possibly a head librarian. The Hillary Clinton type.
MacKenzie - Suburban, but her family is the poorest of the rich. Very clingy and co-dependent of others. Somewhat low self-confidence.
Madison - Rich bitch. Tall. Dark hair. Suburbanite.Very basic.The Megan Fox or Kendall Jenner type.
Megan/Meg-han/Meaghan/Megyn - Almost no discernible personality features at all. Likely wears university sweatpants and Uggs boots. The most basic of all basic bitches.
Michelle - Likely wants to become either a nurse or a librarian. Lives a very boring Christian lifestyle.
Natalie - Not picky with dates, a little tomboyish, and somewhat open-minded. Really hard to talk to, however. (Natalie Portman)
Olivia - Somewhat smarter than average. May wear glasses. Likely obsessed with politics though, which makes her very annoying to talk to. (Olivia Wilde.)
Piper - Really petite and small. Short dark hair. Average intelligence. Annoying at times. The Winona Ryder type.
Rachel - Average stature and build. Light brown hair. Flat chested. Boring AF. The Jennifer Aniston type.
Sarah - The hot sporty girl at the gym who's always kind, funny, and supportive of you. The girl you fall in love with, but is always, ALWAYS married or engaged with another dude who's probably worse off than you are in life. The Anna Kendrick type.
Stephanie - Tall, dark brunette hair. Bipolar and probably has mood swings. Likely a brat and used to always getting her way. (Stephanie McMahon.)
Tammy - The trailer park princess likely from Florida. Blonde, skinny, tall, and in tacky clothing. Loud, a troublemaker, and LOVES to gossip. The Jaime Pressley type.
Taylor - Suburban chick . Dirty blonde hair, skinny, short to average. Attractive tomboy. Potentially tougher than she looks and knows how to fight. The Jennifer Lawrence type.
Tiffany - Tall. Voluptuous. Big boobs. Typically very fake. Obsessed with selfies and Snapchat. The Ivanka Trump type.
Valentine - Red or brown hair. Big boobs. Bitch in angel's clothing. Likely to spread nasty rumors about her female friends and exes. The Nicki Minaj type.
Vicki - Very feminine and high-maintenance. Easier to talk to than others. Somewhat nice and usually attractive, but easily irritated and often moody. The Ariana Grande type.
Whitney - Dark hair. Very tall. Potentially a little chubby. A bore to talk to.
Zoe - Adorkable type. Fake gamer girl. Somewhat ugly without heavy makeup. Guaranteed to have facial piercings and bad tattoos. (Zoe Quinn.)