What is a good roast/comeback for someone with a huge ego and thinks they’re “all that” and won’t listen?

[Anonymous]

I have a friend who uses to be a sweet girl but ever since she started college and whatever, she thinks she’s above us. She’s so uptight and doesn’t wanna do anything fun…. okay she likes some fun but when we act all feisty and joke she is so damn uptight. I told her a joke and she didn’t laugh. She takes everything so fucking seriously. Like come on! Lighten the hell up. She told me when the kids left the school the teachers ended up playing some music for a little bit. Something called “Bootylicious” she told me it was inappropriate and teachers were shaking their booties and she was the only once acting proper and civilized. I told her, “Girl please! They’re probably need it after working with the kids. Teachers need to have fun and sometimes get a little wild! You’re such a snitch! LIGHTEN THE HELL YOU. You gotta have some fun in your life and learn to relax. Don’t act so damn formal.”

She has this massive ego like she’s all that. She argues with people that disagree with her and tells her she’s wrong. She’s autistic like we are and she acts like we’re not as an smart as she is. People have her comebacks that were so good that she shut up. She needs to be humble. We’re sick of the bragging, boastful, and that size EGO in her big ass head. She hates being told “I told you so.” That triggers her but whatever.

what are some good comebacks. We wanna shatter her huge ego.

[jshm2]

Seems you lot are the ones that peaked in highschool, and she's the one who has grown up.

She's taking life seriously, in this current economy. Also she doesn't want to end up being the one seeking her ass behind the seven eleven, like you seem desperate to do.

[Asker]

I asked to give her sharks comebacks to crush her ego. Not to call us out!

[HollyK21]

That’s so passive aggressive, immature and just fucked up. As her friends you aren’t supposed to tear her down and shatter her ego you’re supposed to build each other up. I hope she outgrows such a bad group of hating ass friends. Sounds like she’s already halfway there thank goodness.

[Asker]

Wow really? We’re sick and tired of her big ass ego and thinking she’s all that just because she’s in college. Who does she thin she is! One girl who adored her always gets on her for not calling her. She says she thinks our friend is too good for us

[HollyK21]

I only have a few women blocked, and you are already one of them. Now I see why.

[CupcakeTheDestroyer]

Dude, she’s autistic. Of COURSE she takes everything seriously when all she knows is phrases and words at face value!
If you don’t like her, just stop hanging out with her. There is no scenario where publicly humiliating a disabled person for being disabled works in your favor.

[FunkyMonkee]

"If only I thought as much of him/her and he/she does."

[RxR0954]

So you want to gang up on your friend, verbally insult her and shatter her ego just because she changed, is able to speak for herself now, refuse to be treated with rudeness, is “too formal”, and didn’t find your jokes funny anymore? You have some serious issues… personally i hate bullies, especially bullies that want to gang up on someone just because their personality doesn’t fit into the friend group. People are supposed to stop doing that after highschool as that is mean, nasty, cruel, immature, and screams insecurity. You are the problem my friend.

[jennifer_bloom]

You are not just brain injured, you are also mentally ill. Any normal person stops telling lies when they have gone years without a single person who believes them.

[Anonymous]

You're jealous of her and not a real friend lmao she probably doesn't even think she's all that... but you do

[Asker]

Oh we’re jealous? Jealous of something that thinks she’s better than us? Hell no. She needs to be humbled.

[Opinion Owner]

Just leave her alone