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Good lord I read the last line!.. Because I was about to try each of this!.. On you one by one by one 😜
Ladies and gentleman... this advice is why I have so many followers! ;-)
I actually thought you were serious until number 6.
It was then when my troll sense started tingling.
Genius!
I'll be sure to apply these techniques on a website that isn't designed for dating!!
You forgot to add..." Please also send the dick picks !! "
This is why I don't ask women out. Most usually have mental issues
@unpleasentruth old teaser croak already
geezer*
@unpleasentruth never thought i'd see the day where a wrinkly 44 year old fuck boy would talk shit to me over the internet lmao
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You saying I have mental issues, or women in general?
Also, leave the other user alone and stop being an asshole.
@Luci92 Most women have a strange way of thinking in general, so yeah. A woman saying she's fine usually never means she's fine. There's always some underline passive aggressive text that must be deciphered before being placed on the couch for a night after not knowing what you did wrong.
It's a fact that's a;ready been proven and women themselves have even admitted it.
It's a fact that's already been pointed out.
www.aish.com/.../...and-What-They-Really-Mean.html
www.mensxp.com/.../...d-what-they-really-mean.html
A couple the first one more than the second, but I mean what I say other than the I'm fine comment. But I say that cause I hate people worrying about me and secondly I only open up to close friends. So me saying anything bad that's happened I won't do to someone I couldn't give a shit about.
@19magic ew i knew a girl like you. the funny thing is she didn't even have any friends, and if she thinks she did it's safe to say those people werent actually her friends from what she told me.
that miserable little bitch can go fuck herself
Ew? What comment did I say that was really gross?
And maybe she didn't have friends, but I do.
😂😂😂 omfg
Snap
That's what I was doing wrong
I'll follow your steps ma'am and find a girlfriend on here 😂 LOL
Yes , hmmmm based on the Satire sounds like there are a few stalkers out there :)
Get their adress bang them on the head with a club drag them home by the hair. And yell Bam Bam Bam a lot.
Works everytime
"This was satire for those that missed that, please don't do any of these things, and remember, G@G is not a dating site!"
How sad that you actually had to post that it was satire.
It's true, this advice works. Trust me I have G@GGF and doing exactly this is how I got her.👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍😎😎😎😎😎😎😁😁😁😁😁😍😍😍😍😍😘😘😘😘🙄
Lol I am ok being single. GAGirls don't deserve me neither I deserve them.
You know I never really understood #5 so i always drop women at that point.
You can get girls to sign up on GAG but they won't stay if GAG keeps allowing pictures of women in their underwear, bikini's, etc.
You realize someones going to take this seriously right?
For sure lmao
Thanks in advance for all the wierdos that are gonna pm me.
Anyone who takes this seriously doesn't understand satire.
Change your privacy settings if you don't like it though.
Lol I know... I won't change it some people are way too funny!
Agreed, they provide all the laughs lol
Yass!😊 " hey, you're really hot! Here's my dick" or "what would you do if I just smacked your ass?" Lol so cringe worthy!
Ahaha it's so bad! Lol
Yeup but it's funny
Lmao 😂
GOOD LUCK GUYS! 👍
so I'll gain your heart if I go through all of these? :P
Oh yeah definitely :P
I'll give it a try tomorrow :p
And remember, no means yes, yes means anal
Wait, wait. Guys actually try to get girls on this site? Isn't that what Tinder is for?
Lol G@G females need to get over themselves. 😂
They're just horny, nothing more nothing less.
Gonna try this, starting with you.
Oh you'll have me weak at the knees before you can send your 10th message!