(Satire) How to Get a Girl on GAG

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1) Worship women

women on this site just want power lol they want to break a man down to his most pathetic self and laugh as he begs for approval.

(Satire) How to Get a Girl on GAG

2) be a virgin

women on this site are intimidated by men who have sex. they feel like they'll never measure up sexually to his conquests and so the result is to avoid or shame him for his daliances

(Satire) How to Get a Girl on GAG

3) be feminine

women on this site don't like masculine men. if one were to listen to them they'd put on a dress make up high heels and call it a day. anything you can do to be more girly the better if you're trying to snag a girl on gag

4) have no sexual experience

girls on this site hate a man who's been laid. he's a threat to their order. he's a douchbag to be ostrasized. therefore if you are a virgin you've won

(Satire) How to Get a Girl on GAG

5) be completely stuck in a disney channel movie

be literally insane. actually hold yourself in the moment of a disney channel original movie and imagine its your life. the world never moved on never got more complex and nuanced. sex never happen. binge drinking never happened. nothing did. you're forever stuck in the moment of being 14 wondering what the world will be like when you're older. now you're just like every girl on gag.

(Satire) How to Get a Girl on GAG

DONE!!!!!!!!!!

(Satire) How to Get a Girl on GAG
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