Wise Opinions From a Professional Fool (Namely, Me)

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Wise Opinions From a Professional Fool (Namely, Me)

We all have those great moments (and some not so great) where our intellect shines. You know all that crap that just slips out and we hope it helps but we're not really paying attention...OMG PLAY-DOH, 2 hour imagination break! (It was a fun break.) Well I've gone back, or as far as I'm willing to, through everything I've ever said on G@G to Pool them all here for you. These are the gems that everyone liked the most and I had no say in the matter...

Wise Opinions From a Professional Fool (Namely, Me)

Yes these opinions of mine were all rated by you G@G so Kudos to you for the likes and if you don't like them well No Tacos for you! Without further ado here's what you never asked for:


Wise Opinions From a Professional Fool (Namely, Me)

1. What is the most worthwhile goal a person can dedicate their life to?

"Tetris world record." (+3)

Wise Opinions From a Professional Fool (Namely, Me)

2. Women Don't Need To Wear Bras In Public

"After that one Halloween I don't like bras either! Underwire digs into the ribs too much. I know if I was a a girl I'd have much worse lower back pain at this point in life. Still it was an awkward fitting at Kmart." (+4)

Wise Opinions From a Professional Fool (Namely, Me)

3. Do older men actually feel attracted to younger women?

"Attraction yes of course but outright desire for them not so much. Case in point: I'm attracted to a 23yr old that I work with but my experience with that age group and from what she tells me is that she's not that emotionally stable." (+5)

Wise Opinions From a Professional Fool (Namely, Me)

4. MEN of GAG, out of curiosity: How many of you are actually 100% okay with your girlfriend or wife dressing EXTREMELY provocatively?

"For just me? That's Awesome and I highly Approve! Out and about it depends. Still I'd only ever voice my concerns and not force the issue." (+6)

Wise Opinions From a Professional Fool (Namely, Me)

5. Do guys prefer feminist girls over non feminist girls?

"I'd rather have a Woman who can listen to both sides of an argument before making up her own mind about The Great Gender Blame Game." (+8)

Wise Opinions From a Professional Fool (Namely, Me)

6. 5 Things Women Want Men to Know!

"1. That's emotional blackmail plain and simple. Expecting someone to pick up on no verbal cues until they somehow magically appease you solves nothing. While a long standing partner may pick up on these, it's still no way to treat them. If You have a problem with them, say it. Understanding can only be reached after confrontation.

2, 3 and 5 are good points. I would only add that flowers are a "pick me up" not a gift and buying make up flowers might be taken out of context if the woman is having a bad day.

4. Understanding can only be reached after confrontation. So again, speak up." (+9)

Wise Opinions From a Professional Fool (Namely, Me)

7. I slept with my best friend's boyfriend, now what?

"The thing about being drunk that few people ever really accept is unless we black out while drinking, we all know what we do. It's not the devil. We don't turn into an alien, we can't even blame it on the dog. Drinking just let's the rational mind take a backseat while our natural impulses take control. Face it you wanted to sleep with him before you got drunk and used the booze as an excuse. Tell your friend as quickly as you can and maybe in a year or so she might forgive you." (+11)

8. Why I Don't Like Having Big Boobs.

(Didn't say anything just let Wade do the typing.)
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(+26)

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9. If Males All Go MGTOW and Women Decide to Go WGTOW... Aren't We All Screwed?

"I've created my own acronym P. P. L. M. A. (Psycho's Please Leave Me Alone) ... so far it seems to be working." (+28)

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10. Any message for your ex?

To them all, I hope you've found real love. If you haven't consider Karma was on my side. With Respect, Pj

That last one was just my personal favorite. But that's all I'm willing to do for now. Congrats on making it this far! You deserve something special...

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...it's over... go home already.

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