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Some things only gag users will get :

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Some GaGish Things :

Exceptions apply <3

(1) experienced people date better :

Cuz they know what they want. Not necessarily a skinny bitch but no couch potato either. I think people have had more than three relationships here give the most heartfelt advice. They know when to give up, give in and even if they're still figuring it out, they've realistic standards for doing so.


(2) intellectuals are single :

Around 85% of analytical men here are single as a dollar. Somewhere deep down, they don't want to change that status either. Kudos to them, really.


(3) only a few intellectuals attain the topic of sexuality :

Sexless relationships are still worthy, says one of them. Even though it isn't so for me, I can respect that. Better than hearing "I want a virginal wife", I mean that's laughable. I understand you can't marry a slut, but if you hate them so much, why not totally abstain from it? The asexual intellectuals hence have my respect and interest.

(4) you don't have to be accurate :

It's just an opinion, Rachel. Learn to accept it. Them saying one thing won't magically make it true.

(5) children too have their opinions :

No comments on this one.

(6) as important it is to keep your views authentic, make your Takes fun!

By having a banner or other visuals. Can't you? Posting some mediocre cat pic won't do. I use to do that on my first account. My brother and I had taken this refugee stray. What can I say? He's a pure heart and I'm good at cleaning and feeding.


(7) mention as many details as possible on your personal queries :

So that one doesn't get lost.


(8) more male users :

40% perverts
25% poor unfortunate souls
The rest are here to chill. Or make friends.

(9) people have dated here :

This surprised the fuck out of me but I see it from time to time. The romantic tags!! *gagging voices*

(10) if you're an authentic popular female user, your followers are less than 500 :

*checking her own profile* I guess I'm a fraud then.

Well, anyway, that's me in mini take. Lemme know why you're different! Or similar, no harm in confessing.

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