7 Painfully Obvious Reasons Why Slim Girls With Nice Boobs Rule

[Joshua2332]

1. They make you feel like a man.

You can feel their breasts when you hug instead of feeling like hugging a 12 year old boy. There is no better feeling.

2. They have small hands and feet.

This one doesn't need to be explained. We all love when a girl doesn't have man hands.

3. They make more money.

Studies show that women only care about money so more than likely she was paid a heavy amount of cash to hang out with some billionaire and degrade herself. Which means the more slim and bigger boobs, the more money she has :).

4. They have big...

You know boobs. I've talked to many guys and this one is definitely true. Maybe size isn't the most important thing to you, but the bigger it is the more fun they are in bed.

5. They can redirect the center of attention to themselves.

Everybody loves attention. Even introverts. Well, if your not popular and you're with a slim girl with nice boobs the attention is going to be on you. Bros are going to high five you left and right and hand beers to you because you're with that girl. This is just an added bonus.

6. They look more like a woman.

Nobody has time to man the harpoons or be dating a prepubescent teenager.

7. Your friends will be jealous.

It's easy to pretend that you don't care. But deep down most guys want to know that their friends are jealous - even just a little bit. It's nice to know that you have something that other guys want.

[Anonymous]

It's true. I never read the tall guys post thing but it's a well known fact that more girls will like you if you're taller. There's the whole "thick" thing going on in hip hop culture at the moment but I prefer slim girls with big boobs, thick women just look fat to me. Also what's up with some of the girls thinking slim with big boobs is unrealistic, there's plenty of girls with a decent figure with big natural tits, those girls will always be more attractive than pear shaped women with a fat lower body and no breasts.

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[Joshua2332]

And some girls on here would say she has fake boobs. SMH

[Opinion Owner]

That's coz they're just jelly and insecure.

[Stacyzee]

I don't know what to think about this take... I mean you put a slim girl with clearly fake boobs.
So which is it, do u like natural or man made boobs?
Usually thin girls have small boobs because of low body fat percentage.

[Stacyzee]

Oh wait NVM. I just realized this is a spoof take to why tall men are awesome lol

[rjroy3]

^glad you got there lol

[Gommers]

@rjroy3 Someone probably had to tell her.

[rjroy3]

@Gommers safe space man.. safe space lol

[Stacyzee]

No, it's because the I read only the title then when I skimmed to read the details I realized it was exactly like that take I had just answered.

[RainbowFanGirl]

He just made this to get back at the person who made the tall man myTake.

[Romeotte16]

Why does ur profile have something stuck up that girls butt lolol @OpinionOwner

[Anonymous]

Spoof post or not there are lots of good ideas here. I am sure I am quite a bit older than almost everyone here having finished HS 50 years ago so my 20s were in the sexual, bra burning, no shaving, freedom loving 60s and 70s. I did not marry until I was almost 30 so I dated all kinds of bodies. I found that curvy girls with Cs or larger seemed to be the best sex partners. Also women who masterbated were better, too. Both of my wives are DDs and both are wide open sexually. My second and present wife had to start wearing s bra at nine and was a full D at graduation. She is only 5' 3" and now at 63 years and 140# she still has most conversations with men and some women staring at them. From ninth grade through college even instructors talked to her boobs. All men and most women like boobs whether they admit it or not. My wife learned early that they were a real asset and really gets off a bit over people being foolish about looking at hers, especially the big wheels where she works. She has been offered sizable amounts just to show them bared. A flat woman needs to consider what she wants but not excessive enhancement.

[Anonymous]

This post is stupid, I hope it's satirical. I don't think it merits an explanation why it's stupid, but in sum:
1) Bigger boobs do not necessarily make a woman more feminine. It's not always bigger = better for every single guy. There are lots of different ethnicities throughout the world with lots of different body types, and in some of those virtually all the women have smaller breasts. (Note that small is not the same as flat.)
2) The most important thing is WHR, actual body shape itself, and obviously your face. A slim woman with big boobs could have a straight body.

[Fearless_banana]

Are you a fat chick with small boobs?

[Opinion Owner]

@Fearless_banana No, thin chick with B cups.

[Opinion Owner]

And a very good WHR

[Fearless_banana]

WHR?

[Opinion Owner]

@Fearless_banana Waist to hip ratio, ie having a small waist in relation to hip size. Gives a woman the typically feminine in at the waist, out at the hips look. Google it.

[Fearless_banana]

Oh I know what that is just haven't seen that acronym

[Opinion Owner]

@Fearless_banana Ah ok, just much quicker to type WHR.

[Fearless_banana]

You sound like you have a nice bod though.

[Opinion Owner]

@Fearless_banana Haha thanks. I don't have big boobs, small/average, because I'm more of a pear shape. I don't have muscles but I do cardio and like to stay slim.

[Anonymous]

I'm thin and I wear a size 9 shoes.. So that makes no sense. Almost all of these women have breast implants, their boobs look fake as hell. Also, the lower the body fat.. Generally the smaller the boobs. Boobs are just fat which is why obese women have huge boobs while athetes and fit women tend to have smaller boobs. This is YOUR opinion. You said the bigger the better, that's just your preference. A lot of guys would disagree

[Joshua2332]

They don't. You're underage and body fat % has nothing to do with breast size. Just keep believing you're moronic shit.

[naturaldeven4]

who cares if they have implants anyways. Theyre cheap

[singlebee]

I don't think I would disagree... Most of us guys like curvy women

[Opinion Owner]

Actually, body fat has a lot to do with breast size. When a woman loses weight, the first thing to go are her boobs. Yes it's possible to be thin with giant tits but it's highly unlikely. As I said, all the women in the photos have fake boobs. Some guys like curvy women, some like thin women. Don't generalize and say "most" because it's not true

[Opinion Owner]

deepblue.lib.umich.edu/.../1330530113_ftp.pdf
Here's an article about how body fat directly correlates with breast size.
Here's only one example of a woman loosing weight and her breasts being significantly reduced. There are dozens more examples on google if you'd like to look:
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[Joshua2332]

It's called genetics when it comes to breast size. In that article, her boobs were genetically already that size and once she started to overeat, it add more fat there because the body stores fat. Nice try. And when you say a lot of guys would disagree I'm not talking about guys who already look like women.

[Opinion Owner]

Really? Because I'm only a B cup and I've had attractive guys like me before and they certainly didn't look like women...
If women with small boobs are so ugly, why are so many of them married or dating?
The photos you chose are terrible. These women's breasts look like inflated balloons.

[Opinion Owner]

Have you looked up before and after weight-loss photos yet? Here are some more examples for you:
www.weightlossphotos.net/.../...s-before-after.png
www.weightlossphotos.net/.../...re-after-women.png
www.weightlossphotos.net/.../...s-before-after.png
Also, before you call someone moronic you should learn the difference between "your" and "you're." Schooled by a 17 year old, how does it feel? Lmao

[katie9]

Haha this myTake is ridiculous. More than half of the women in the world have small breasts, and there is nothing wrong with their bodies or their ability to attract men. There are certain ethnicities were virtually all of the women have small breasts. I always use Japan and China as examples, the average bra size is 32A-32B. Lots of Latina women have a pear shape, i. e. small bust, tiny waist, round butt... All of these women across the world are not 'ugly'.

The combination thin + large boobs is quite rare, and it's just coveted by the white Western media at the moment. It's actually the first time in history that this has been the body trend for women.

[katie9]

Re. your/you're... The grammar of some of the users on this site is so hilarious :p A few days ago I saw 'more chubbier' haha!

[Opinion Owner]

Thank you so much Katie! I know right? There are more than 3 billion women in the world and I'd say most of them have small breasts. I live in New York City and its very, VERY rare to see a thin woman with big breasts. In fact, I think I've only seen 1 or 2 women like that ever...
This guy is saying that 99.9% of women are ugly lmao

[katie9]

Very true, when you take all of the women across the globe - the Americas and their native peoples, Africa and all of its peoples (massive country - different areas have different looking people), Asia, Russia, Europe... Most women do have smaller breasts because there are lots of short, fine boned people (Asia, some African tribes), and then lots of pear shaped women (Latin America, Southern Europe, the UK)

[EllieLexis513]

Lol, is this in response to that why tall guys are awesome Take?

Love it, lol, here's a beer and sandwich.

[QooLipBite]

give the link for the take?

you're an editor and you made your account private. k.

[QooLipBite]

sorry, found it. Ignore the comment 😂😂😂😂😂

[kitty71]

A woman who is slim or thin and who work out regularly will never have those boobs like the article. but also thin thn ladies have small boobs beuase of the low body fat on the breasts and the ones who are thin/slim with big boobs are becaues they have implants period.

[Joshua2332]

Body fat % has nothing to do with breast size. It's genetics. And none of the girls have breast implants you're just mad that you look like a 12 year old boy.

[katie9]

Haha all of the women in this post have fake breasts! Breasts are made of PURE FAT and so there is a correlation between body weight and breast size. It is true that some women store more fat in their breasts than others, so one woman might be a 30B at a size 2 and another woman might be a 34C. But it is true that very large breasts are rare in slim women, nobody can deny that.

[Joshua2332]

@katie9 The only argument you can make is the fourth one. Everything else is natural. I'm aware on what boobs are I don't need a science lesson on what they are. You're extremely delusional that is all.

[kitty71]

So you are saying the ladies on this article the ones with awesome bodies does not have fake boobs? Yeah right!! and I was born yesterday!!!

[katie9]

How on earth am I delusional? There is a correlation between body weight and breast size, anyone can tell you that.

[stuckinthemiddle1415]

As a girl who weighs 105, slim build, but has DDs I have to disagree with this article. The attention I usually get is unwanted, and perverted. I have trouble with people taking me seriously, especially men that I work with, but including women. We have this dumb bimbo stereotype and on multiple occasions I have been asked if they were fake (they arent) , sometimes during the first conversation I had with people. Also the small build and big chest causes a lot of back pain. Slim girls with big boobs rule. but no more than any other type of women. We all rule!

[singlebee]

Slim with big boobs and nice ass and curvy women with nice complete package rule! Rest all don't

[stuckinthemiddle1415]

@singlebee I have an hourglass figure, the I work hard to maintain actually. Ill correct my opinion for you though: Slim girls with big boobs, a nice ass, and curvy women with nice complete package rule! but no more than any other type of women. We all rule!

[singlebee]

Ok lol

[The_flying_Frenchman]

guys are much sexier
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And boobs are sooo overrated😒

[singlebee]

You are gayyyy

[The_flying_Frenchman]

@singlebee you got that right sweetheart😛

[singlebee]

Yukkkkkkssss

[The_flying_Frenchman]

@singlebee
tse3.mm.bing.net/th
How do you know? You haven't tried it.

[C_L_K]

chubby girls are awesome and soft and nice too respect girls damn it, every body type has its good things and that the girl is a cool person is more important than her boobs (it is definitely a plus of course, but not important if she's not fun to be around)

[Heera]

Yeah, we really needed another shitty mytake after that tall guys shitty post

[Quick90]

Im dying over here

[vidaloca]

7 Reasons classic, clean-cut, tall, southern and new england studmuffins with nice calves and a thick head of hair rule:

1) My type
2) My type
3) My type
4) My type
5) My type
6) My type
7) They all went to my undergrad

Dreaming and hoping big, aren't we?

[SS-rated]

lol every girl in the picture has fake boobs honestly that doesn't count for me

[Joshua2332]

Age: 18

You're delusional. Just because you're flat chested doesn't mean other women aren't. I've been with women with equal to or larger breasts than the photos provided above. Go troll somewhere else.

[katie9]

I think that person who wrote this MyTake is the only delusional one... or at least, uneducated.

More than half of the women in the world have small breasts, probably more, and there is nothing wrong with their bodies or their ability to attract men. There are certain ethnicities were virtually all of the women have small breasts. I always use Japan and China as examples, the average bra size is 32A-32B. Lots of Latina women have a pear shape, i. e. small bust, tiny waist, round butt... All of these women across the world are not 'ugly'.

The combination thin + large boobs is quite rare, and it's just coveted by the white Western media at the moment. It's actually the first time in history that this has been the body trend for women.

[Joshua2332]

@katie9 Where is your source for that information? You honestly think I'm going to believe some dumb ass online? I told you what guys prefer. Just accept it and move. YOU'RE not a guy.

[katie9]

Erm I actually have a degree from Cambridge University... Not exactly a dumbass.
'Where is your source of information"... Just google the average bra size in various countries and you will see. It's just obvious through general observation of different body types in different countries.
"I told you what guys prefer"... No, you said what YOU and SOME (mainly white) men prefer. Also, it is true that the current slim + big boobs trend is just the current trend... Again, google body ideals for women throughout the ages.

You are very ignorant.

[SS-rated]

loooool xD if you really wanna know i'm a f*cking E-cup and i'm in good shape and i like them naturally that's why i'm saying that these fake boobs are made and the women paid for them! every women can say that and that's why this my take with women who only have shit in their tits is totally unnecessary. ''slim girls with nice boobs rule'' looool nonsense.

[KittieCat]

Well that was painful to read on a cringe level... anyways let me get my popcorn and watch the pissed off ladies

[RichardSmith42314]

It was a parody of the "Why tall men are awesome" myTake

[KittieCat]

@RichardSmith42314 Hence the cringe and popcorn

[RichardSmith42314]

I guess it didn't personally make me cringe. It didn't make me laugh super hard, but it was kind of funny once I realized what it was copying.

The other post gave a true fact (women usually find tall guys attractive) and some false, assumptive conclusions. This post did the same thing (slim chicks with big boobs are hot, after all). The only ones on this post that had a point are 2, 6, and 7. 2 because most men don't want to date women bigger or as big as himself, 6 because overweight people aren't that attractive, and 7 because we like it when our friends approve/ get along with our girlfriend. The other myTake was also kind of funny and had one or two slight truths in it.

[AleDeEurope]

It pissed you off that girl said tall guys are hotter, huh? ;)

But still, slim girls are the best xD

[Joshua2332]

I knew it was a troll MyTake. I'm just showing I can be equally stupid.

[singlebee]

Some fat girl downvoted you

[AleDeEurope]

@singlebee Hahahahaha she's triggered XD

[singlebee]

Lol hahahaha

[helloitsmethere]

I had to read this at least 20 times before I realized this is a parody to the 'Why Tall Men Are Awesome' myTake.

[helloitsmethere]

Fuck off.

[babelips14]

Well-said Op XD

[redeyemindtricks]

"You're 16 get off the internet."

You're 24. Get off of the 16-year-olds.

[babelips14]

@redeyemindtricks Good one!

[helloitsmethere]

@babelips14 lol thanks
@redeyemindtricks thanks for standing up for me

[redeyemindtricks]

Haha anytime, you're an awesome young woman. <3

[helloitsmethere]

@redeyemindtricks :)

[singlebee]

You are 16.. That's why you had to read it 16 times haahahaahah

[RainbowFanGirl]

Didn't know that someone's age made them unfit to be on the Internet.

[Joshua2332]

@RainbowFanGirl Because at that age you have zero experience on anything.

[Cccgala]

@Joshua2332 You have nothing sensible to say. Get off her opinion.

[bobbyxx]

Look at all the butthurt bitter women commenting here all ganging up. Losing respect fast. Very sad and childish. A typical case of women thinking it is ok for them to do something but not ik for men. And not accepting that women do it more. Poor, poor women aahhh.

[redeyemindtricks]

@bobbyxx There were some nasty comments from guys, but those were removed.

[Joshua2332]

@redeyemindtricks No there wasn't. All I stated was Age 16: Get off the internet. You think 21+ year old are going to listen to a teenager? Cannot believe my comment was removed.

[helloitsmethere]

And you are really going to judge someone by their age? Wow, you are the immature one here.

[99percentangel]

Lol I love this take. Yes I know this is supposed to be a spoof take to that all guys are awesome one, but it still makes me feel good because I am slim and have nice boobs 😊.

[Nwcastl]

Would love to get to know you ;)

[Joshua2332]

A lot of it is still true lol

[COMMODOREII]

Thats part of what i want in a wife.

[Cerenityy]

Always pathetic girls like you yearning for compliments to help your self esteem post on these things talking about 'I love this' lmaoooo

[99percentangel]

@Cerenityy haters gunna hate. Were you the pathetic pink user who downvoted me? 🙄🙄 Don't hate because you're jealous.

[Tessam803]

I know this article is superficial and all but it makes me feel better about being skinny (slim legs and thin waist) but naturally large breasts since I was 14 (its genetics) because I am finding that lots of guys actually gave a preference for small boobs.

[Joshua2332]

They're insecure about themselves that's why.

[Izzex3]

I really hope that take didn't get to you.
It was just a troll.

[Anonymous]

I have a naturally large bust and I am rather slim (32G). I dress modestly and TBH I find it extremely uncomfortable when people look at my boobs. Since I don't wear skin tight material I feel like not all eyes are on me just because of my bust and small waist, which I'm not complaining. I have never had a boyfriend so clearly your dating life is not all about your figure 😂 As much as I would want to show my body off, I'm too uncomfortable to have people staring at it.

[sedrftvgyhujik]

Yer a good figure helps but dating is never quite that simple.
I know a few good looking people men and women who are still single as well as couples who really don't have the best figures.

[Anonymous]

I'm going to surprise you and not bash you for this. You know what you like. You have a sexual template, and you appreciate it. It's not always possible to find just what you want, but you do admit what you like. There are plenty of naturally large breasted girls who are not fat, so don't listen to all the haters.

[Fathoms77]

I'm well aware a lot of girls are rolling their eyes right now. :P

So I'm sort of hoping one of them writes something equally superficial about guys...

[Bandit74]

Someone already wrote one earlier.
I suspect the take you just read was written as a response to this one:

www.girlsaskguys.com/.../a29723-7-reasons-why-tall-guys-are-awesome

[Fathoms77]

@Bandit74 That's... really not the same thing.

[RichardSmith42314]

I mean, it may not be the same concepts, but this post is literally a parody of that myTake.