What's up my boys, today I'm gonna give some killer advice on how to talk to girls that'll land you a straight up Conversation. Crazy right? Now what you must first do is follow my lead for these pro tips on how to be awesome at talking to girls.
Tip one. Make sure you have the following materials.
- teeth
- tongue
- Brain
- Lungs
- mouth
-fingers (to write or type with)
(maybe a face, not a requirement, but nice to have. )
(also cloths if it's in person)
Got em? Well it's time to get into the meat of things!
Tip 2
Find out what language they speak
If they speak the same language as you, you're in luck, if they don't, you're FUCKED!
Tip 3
Make sure to move your jaw when you talk, and open you lips, so when you speak the words are audible.
Tip 4
Make sure your finger touches your phone when you type so you can make letter appear on your screen.
Tip 5....
Ok so this joke is getting old so let me establish my actual point...
The true purpose of this myTake
Talking to girls should only be as difficult as it is to talk to boys my fellow straight males.
Before I begin I would like to establish I am not actually here to give advice on how to talk to girls that you want to date/fuck, because it's close minded and idiotic.
What I AM going to teach you idiots is how to talk to girls assuming that...
A.) You don't need to impress them
B.) They are female, but that doesn't mean they are potential romantic partners
C) You're demeanor doesn't matter more when you're around girls.
Class is in session, are you ready for a single guy to give you advice on how to act around women (humans)?
Then let's begin!
Disconnect your shlong with your brain.
Eliminate all aspects of probability that a woman wants anything to do with you romantically/sexually, then if anyone attracted to you actually is interested, you'll know (or will you?) .
The illusion of risks in talking to them.
Lower your expectations, and release your focus on being able to talk to someone without worry of their input. Talk to a girl as if there's as much risk of her killing you with her bare hands as you would as another man.
Let me emphasize that first impressions matter, and you shouldn't try to seem anything unlike yourself around people. Acting like anything else around women does not convince them you are something you are not. Especially if you're heavily masking your intentions.
Imagine a scenario in which you're talking to a coworker that you might find attractive. Talk to her like you would anybody, fear of what she thinks of you will only confirm that you're not meant to be. If you say anything that's a deal breaker for her, it was never meant to be. If you do anything that's aggressive or impulsive, that's a conversation with HR.
Lying is pointless.
The one thing men need to realize is that lying about yourself is more trouble than it's worth, and that not all women are materialistic and Narcissistic. You'll get rejected if you try to ask women out all the time, but at least yore being rejected instead of dumped, ripping that bandaid off.
You could always use more friends.
Talking to women like it's nothing is a very valuable skill, (especially if they're attractive,) y'know why? Because we are social animals, and while many of you might be introverts or extreme extraverted, but the bottom line is that you're better off talking to one gender the way you talk to another.
And if you had any intentions before, and aren't creepy about it, then if she says "let's just be friends" you haven't failed, you could always use some friends.
As far as I'm concerned women may sometimes rely on first impressions, but making that impression shouldn't matter, and should be easy considering acting like yourself should be the only thing that determines whether or not there is a connection.
"Respecting" women is giving them as much respect as you would someone of the same gender. Maybe even act like they're your sister so you're not constantly thinking about boning them, and if you're fucking weird and want to fuck your sister, then this myTake might not be for you and you're beyond being able to socialize without sexual intent.
The password for me to give a shit about your opinion is Spaghetti. Put Spaghetti at the end or beginning of your point for me to give you the benefit of the doubt in your point, meaning that you read the whole myTake.
I don't believe in people being scared to talk to girls unless they are interested in fucking them, so eliminate that, and you have a way to talk to girls without seeming like a total creep.
Have a nice day. :)
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