How good is motorboating, I think it's the best?

[monkeynutts]

I'm a dirty dawg!

It's the best

I prefer a wet patch.

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Drop em out
Let me see those flabbies
Bounce em up
Make an old man happy
Smack em around
Just lay em on my lappie
Common let gander at your boobs.

Drop em out
Let me see those titties.
Gonna take along look at those tig' ol butties.
Areolas lookin nice, nipples lookin real pretty.
Come on let me gander at your boobs.

[SuperManiac]

I actually prefer the smaller ones that wobble with your hand and go right back to their upright position. I never found ones that have that quality that you can motorboat, so I went with B.

[SuperManiac]

If there was a pair that had that kind of, "boiyoyoing!" (go right back to upright position) instead of just "boing!" quality but was still big enough to motorboat, that might be pretty amazing. I never encountered any like that though (at least not real ones).

[name_is_eric]

Tig 'ol bitties.

[OjosOscuros3]

My husband has a beard and that’s how I get him to scratch em.

[monkeynutts]

Very good idea.

[Harmseygrace]

What what? Do you mean boats?

[vald9inches]

Like what that guy did in the gif lol

[Harmseygrace]

@vald9inches Okay that’s weird.

[vald9inches]

Minus the dog costume of course 😂

[Harmseygrace]

@vald9inches Yeah okay that’s a little better. 😂

[vald9inches]

Hahaha 😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

[monkeynutts]

I was going to put the question under sports, just to be funny.

[Harmseygrace]

You should’ve. They probably would’ve switched though.

[White-American89]

Love it.

[monkeynutts]

Take a good look at those big ham jockeys.

[monkeynutts]

Ham hockers.

[White-American89]

Sweater hams either

[monkeynutts]

Get her to squeeze em together while I play with my cocker!

[Daniela1982]

What is that? Are you titillating my virgin ears again you damn dirty ape?

[vald9inches]

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=q1KYwXJM35E

[monkeynutts]

@vald9inches Ape in a dirty dawg costume.

[OjosOscuros3]

@vald9inches I was fully expecting you to link this one: https://youtu.be/MUoOD4RdYuI

[vald9inches]

@OjosOscuros3 haha i was very tempted to but I could not say no to Homer’s retardedness 😂😂😂

[TripleAce]

We grow up with titties, we die with titties
Titties to the grave

[StingRayxoxo]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[CasaNorba]

extremely good!

every time I hit the strip clubs and get motoboat by strippers I somehow end up forgetting I'm being suffocated

[monkeynutts]

It's ok to die doing something you love.

[vald9inches]

I love that gif lmfao i need to get a costume like that now lmfao

[monkeynutts]

If you never seen a Aussie comedy called Wilfred that's what it's from.

[FluffyBunny82]

It does nothing for me but guys seem to love it. One of my friends often does it.

[blackgaletiger]

Well if there a good surface area then your in for a hell of a ride

[mrkdvsn]

Motorboating? I thought that was giving raspberries. And I thought motorboating was releasing constant flatulence.

[HungLikeAHorsefly]

Motorboat is my chariot on the ocean of love

[monkeynutts]

If love was an ocean, than titties would be my floaties, my lifeline.

[HungLikeAHorsefly]

I could take a raft of big dirty milkers to Hawaii and back

[monkeynutts]

I could drift out in ocean waters for days untill I eventually hit the islands of New Zealand, then I would get me some kiwi titties.

[aa180]

Don't forget motorboating a girl's ass too 😋

[monkeynutts]

No that's jet skiing down the Ganges.

[aa180]

Haha, I see 😆

[90sGrunge]

Haven't experienced))

[monkeynutts]

Your missing out.

[VaIiant]

I don’t enjoy it in the slightest

[MoneyBeets]

Feminists don’t enjoy men so I’m surprised you have any takers

[VaIiant]

@MoneyBeets Who said I was feminist at all?

[mrArcher]

OHHH, THAT'S WHAT YOU MEANT.
Eh... I mean I preffer using my mouth not my nose.

[NEW_YUKI]

... no

[monkeynutts]

Yeeeaaaah!

[GoodGuyBreakingBad]

Yes i like motorboating , it's the best

[OlderAndWiser]

I've never done it.

[monkeynutts]

You got something to look forward too.

[Exterminatore]

Not the best, but it is awesome.

[John_Doesnt]

Depends on the kind of cans

[Phanta]

I think it's stupid and immature.

[ShadowofRegret]

What is "motorboating"?

[MisterSir]

It's the best