What fart would be more embarrassing for you to pass in public?

[llorando]

A silent fart that's really smelly or an odorless fart that's really loud.

Silent but smelly

Odorless but loud

[aficionado]

Obviously the loud one, because it would make it really easy for people to know it was me (unless the environment itself is too loud). By the way, I have trained myself to be able to hold my farts in under most circumstances (or else let it out so slowly that the sound is negated), so that I don't end up embarrassed and red faced in public or among those I know!

[KhaysunDei]

lol, i chose the smelly one, for the loud ones, i just cough or say eh, who da F cares?

[Ladyegg67]

I'm not really a farter. I do burp a lot. I will claim someone elses fart if I want to entertain myself. My favorite claimed fart was my husbands during my sisters wedding. It smelled like burning body's and garbage water.

[llorando]

LMAO!

[bunnahies]

loud for sure. i only fart in loud places. my favorite place is the train platform. loud and breezy!! itll blow away any smell :3

[JellyBeans77]

a silent one..cause then u can always look at the person behind u and make a disgusted face and act as if he did it LOL

[PercyMe]

Odorless but loud! Because then everyone automatically knows it was me! haha

[TallyWho]

Never embarrassed by a fart.. ripppper