I eat buckets of mayonnaise and don't gain weight?

Your_boss
My whole diet consists of
Full fat milk
White bread
Chocolate cereal
Water
And mayonnaise and ketchup mixed together
I'm 5'2"
And 103 lbs
My waist is 24 inches and my hips are 34"
So I'm defiantly not fat
But my freinds keep making fun of me
And telling me to gain weight
So I can have curves
But wtf
I already have a 0.7 whr
Doesn't that count as curves
Is this even normal?
How do I gain a few lb
Like less than 10 lbs?
Updates
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Whr=waist to hip ratio for stuped people who just don't know
Updates
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Actually I changed my mind...
How do I be healthy?
I eat buckets of mayonnaise and don't gain weight?
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