Do you believe people who fart more often than the average have better overall health?

[Anonymous]

Since they say it’s unhealthy if someone never farts…I wonder if people who fart more often than da average have better overall health?

[dangerDoge]

Did I just look up "is farting good for health" on Google? Yes. Yes I did.

In case you don't want to read through the articles below, I'll basically summarize. Farting includes a chemical called Hydrogen Sulfide (Formula: H2S). In large concentrations, this will kill you. However, in small doses-- like that you find when you breath in a fart, scientists are saying it could actually help you survive longer.

In biology terms, diseased cells draw in enzymes to create small batches of hydrogen sulfide. This keeps the mitochondria from dying and so the cell lasts longer. In basic terms, it builds up protection for you if you get sick. And, if you should have a stroke or heart attack, the chances of survival afterward go up if you have hydrogen sulfide in your system.

So, oddly enough, it isn't technically the farting that keeps you healthier, but rather the smelling of the farts that will keep you a coffin dodger and not in a coffin.

SOURCES:
www.9news.com/.../
theweek.com/.../study-smelling-farts-may-good-health
myfox8.com/.../

[Asker]

whioa... didn't know this.. u said it all dude LOL

[dangerDoge]

I like looking up random facts on the internet and reading about them lol

[LovelyyLaura]

I think so. I had a teacher who is vegan (she's like a cool, best friend teacher, tell anything to teacher) and she would ALWAYS talk about how being vegan is good, how if you go vegan you don't need viagra and how vegan people always have to go poop to get rid of wastehealthy and they had to fart a lot and so on. Vegan is really healthy so therefore farting a lot must be healthy.
(I just did this all in my head and it made sense, I have no idea if it's all actually true, but it does make sense) 😂😂

[Asker]

i believe green veggies make u fart/poop more often actually... LOL

by the way, did u find this cardigan?

[LovelyyLaura]

Lol I believe so too and ugh no. Maybe because it's summer right now but I was looking for it for when school starts in autumn. Hopefully I'll find it then!

[Asker]

:D

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[Remonster]

"Vegan is really healthy" Hmm, do what you want but be skeptical about it. Recent research has proven that humans really do need an occasional piece of meat for optimal health.

[YourFutureEx]

Did you have b'day nowadays?

[LovelyyLaura]

Lol I'm sorry, what? @YourFutureEx

[YourFutureEx]

You just turned 17 😳

[LovelyyLaura]

Oh yes, you noticed! ☺ my birthday was a couple Fridays ago.

[LovelyyLaura]

@Remonster yeah that's most likely true, but meat itself is unhealthy. It's also known to give high blood pressure, cholesterol, cancer and so on. Vegan and vegetarian are different

[Asker]

Happy b-day

[LovelyyLaura]

Aww, why thank you 😊🎉

[ToxicValentine]

I guess then I have many diseases so far😂

[Asker]

happy b-day just noticed u turned 18 :D

[ToxicValentine]

I already was 18 but I messed up with the age😂 no b-day🙊

[Asker]

aw... ok ^_^

[chocolateismylover]

Yes. They're intestines are happy lol

[zombiebabe]

i think so yeah